
Originally Posted by
Morning Glory
anyone here listen to the comedy of David Cross? I think he's fuckin funny. he has one skit where he's talking about Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, and he's like "This guy believes that black cats are a sign of the devil. no, this is true. He thinks that black cats are a sign of the devil. Let's think about this for a minute... this means that... yes, he actaully believes in The Devil. A little red guy with horns and a tail. "OOh, look at me I'm the devil! hoo!" and a pitchfork for ugh.. pitching.. hay.. even though it's a million degrees in hell, and all the hay burns up.. but yeah. And this place Hell, it's way, way down there. somewhere underground... they haven't quit found it yet... and ya know, the earth is round, so if you go down you end up coming back up on the other side... I don't know quite how it works. They didn't have science when they wrote the Bible, so they're a bunch of fucking morons."
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