Amusing names you've been called.

[shev]

My real name is Christian, and a friend of mine came up with Christ (like "mist," not "iced") as a nickname for me.

Other than that, another friend didn't want to call me Christian, Christ, or Shev, and I didn't want to be called Chris, so she told me to come up with a name. I just had fun with it. "Hohenheim of Light!" "Shorty McNostril!" "Tiger Man!"

Eventually, I shot "Mysterious Dr. X" out there, and she turned that into "Drex." That's her regular name for me, and I kinda like it.

[aXa]

the one that i really had fun with was being called "spawn of lilith." how did they know? i went off hardcore on them. i know lots about lilith. i proceeded to recite her "secret names" until they ran away....

[HolstenEisenschwein]

2wheel-terrorist
Drecksack voll Scheisse
Assi-Zecke
Kinderfresser
Nazi-Punk
Wichser
Pisser
Arschloch
Hackfresse
and . . .

german for beginners hhrhrhrhr

[ofdarkblood]

My pappy calls me dark mistress chuckles...thats all I've got.

[morbid_lady]

goth punk cowgirl (at the time i was talkin country singing lessons)
lucy (as in 'i love lucy')
spike (my hair and collar)
penis wrinkle (um....not quite sure)
shitler (mock up of my last name)
hitler (mock up of shitler, and the fact that i read alot of wwII books)
death queen
satan
at a cadet weekend I was voted most likely to start my own cult and lead a mass suicide