Jesus vs Satan

[suicide doll]

Their was Jason vs Freddy...which really f*ckn suck'd, now their coming out with Alien vs Predator movie... which is going to suck even more. I think they should make a Jesus vs Satan movie. How evil can Jesus be ? Who do you think would win?

[Preach]

Jesus. He'd just turn old Nick's blood into wine, and Satan would die of alcohol poisoning :p

[EvilNun]

Their was Jason vs Freddy...which really f*ckn suck'd, now their coming out with Alien vs Predator movie... which is going to suck even more. I think they should make a Jesus vs Satan movie. How evil can Jesus be ? Who do you think would win?

I think Satan would win, cause I dont think Jesus would fight back.

[DyingSunshine]

Well, I think that if you believe in that rubbish.. and it really came down to it.. in their eyes.. god created everything.. so he created Jesus, and Satan.. so he has to be somewhat evil.. and since Jesus is 'the son of god'.. I'm gonna go with Jesus.

[BrightStar]

They would have to make it fixed, so that Jesus wins, so that it will sell....

[Tequila Zaire]

Neither...they'd just look at each other waiting to see who'd throw the first punch. One wanting the other to strike first so he wins on principle...the other...thinking the same thing.

[suicide doll]

S-A-T-A-N! He's our man! Hey!
S-A-T-A-N! He's our man! Hey!
S-A-T-A-N! He's our man! Hey!

[suicide doll]

Satan would win...i can't see Jesus kicking ass, but i can see him Bitch slapping Satan

[BMB]

Satan. Jesus was just some guy in a robe. But Satan would be much more prepared for a "vulgar display of power" and kick that carpenter's ass. But the movie would flop.

[BrightStar]

Satan. Jesus was just some guy in a robe. But Satan would be much more prepared for a "vulgar display of power" and kick that carpenter's ass. But the movie would flop.

Basically what I said.

Even though Satan would probably win, all those fanatics would make the movie bomb...or not even be allowed to be released

[Tequila Zaire]

Basically what I said.

Even though Satan would probably win, all those fanatics would make the movie bomb...or not even be allowed to be released

Both sides have their fanatics...and both sides need each other in some ways.

[koolagh]

Didn't South Park already do this? And as I recall, Satan lost the fight but won over all anyway because all of the people bet against him, he was the only one who bet on Jesus, thereby getting all of the money from everyone in town.

[BrightStar]

Didn't South Park already do this? And as I recall, Satan lost the fight but won over all anyway because all of the people bet against him, he was the only one who bet on Jesus, thereby getting all of the money from everyone in town.

Yeah, but Satan lost on purpose in that episode

[koolagh]

He threw the fight but still ended up winning by making everyone that doubted Jesus dirt poor.

[DescendingAngel]

Well...I think Satan would probably win because he is one evil mother. Jesus is too much of a pansy to do anything.