Hey all, last weekend at the Ren Faire, I was showing off my viper tongue slapper when one girl made the mistake of saying "You wouldn't even make me flinch with that little thing." Well, after tying her to one of the castles we have erected there and pounding her for 2 hours (after which she was VERY happy), upon hearing this, this past weekend a different girl approaches me saying "I haven't been properly beaten in a while, will you do it?" (Yes, I did to her extreme delight) Now, I have yet another one that scheduled an apointment for this coming weekend. Anyone else think I should start charging for these services?
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