
Originally Posted by
sheramil
here's my weed-addled take on the situation.
the government (or Microsoft, or the Sultan of Brunei - whoever can afford to do this) will set up colonies on different islands. about the size of Martha's Vinyard. each island would have power from a wind-farm, water from a desalinisation plant, food via air-drops every few days, and a nice little village the people could live in.
each island would be devoted to a particular kind of drug. one for alcohol, one for weed, one for speed, one for acid, morphine, mushrooms, crack, jimson weed, Everquest, nicotene, Peyote, Bannisteria Caapi, nutmeg, and fried banana peels.
the daily to-ings and fro-ings of the inhabitants would be televised,
and the islanders would have to agree to some medical tests now and then, so we could get research data on long-term drug use.
if someone wanted to move from one island to another, they'd have to spend a year on Detox Island (this is to prevent the alcoholics from going over to marijuana island and beating up the pot-heads).
there would be islands for combinations of drugs, too. the inhabitants of Crack and Speed island could generate their own electricity with pedal-power. the inhabitants of Weed and LSD island could design screen-savers. the Peyote and Mushroom islanders could do research into theoretical mathematics. the Booze-and-Nicotene islanders could hack each other to death with broken beer-bottles, and so forth.
anyone on the mainland who can't resist their narcotic of choice would be exiled to the appropriate island.
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