I'm not sure if I randomly came up with this joke, or if it's some famous comedian's material...
So you know how a girl can stop peeing on command, and how a guy cant. So if a girl were to start peeing in the woods and her friend scream "SOMEONE'S COMING!" she could just stop peeing.
If you scream that to a guy pissing in the woods, he'll put it back in his pants, and continue pissing, in his pants.
*bows*
~TQP
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