Favorite Movie Quotes

[funkatron]

Let's not talk about stuff we can't change. Let's talk about pop culture shit to help us deal. Here are some of my favorite movie quotes. Add your own, bitches!

Come on, man. I doubt if you'd recognize a hippie. I'm a capitalist, baby. I work for my living, not suck off somebody else.

You know, people tell me I kind of look like Han Solo.

That is a 'Fragance of Love' scented candle, bitch.

I'm a loser. I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out... and somebody in there just called me a fag!

So what Jefferson was saying was 'Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too.'

The last time I was in water like this I had to stay up all night picking leeches off of my scrotum.

We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

[MistressJennifer]

"I'm ready for my close-up", Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard.

Words I live by!!!!

[morbid_lady]

"i may have killed 12 men, but i would not stoop so low as to tell a fib" Aunt Agetha

from Arsenic and Old Lace (my all time favorite movie)

[funkatron]

"i may have killed 12 men, but i would not stoop so low as to tell a fib" Aunt Agetha

from Arsenic and Old Lace (my all time favorite movie)

That movie FUCKING RULES. I love you.

[hewhoisagod]

"It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with those that are still alive" Bruce Willis The Whole Nine Yards

"Oh You bout to blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying mutha fucka mutha fucka" Samuel L. Jackson Pulp Fiction

"Did they look like psychos? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." George Clooney From Dusk Till Dawn (only good part of that movie)

"The Dude abides" Jeff Daniels The Big Lebowski

[ofdarkblood]

Julie and Wanda are looking at pictures of a dead kid
Julie: That new camera really captures the moments.
Wanda: I know. The reds are so red. It really gets me hot.

From The Toxic Avenger.

[Ichigo]

"We have teepees. Look at all these teepees, because we are...Indians!"-Cannibal! The Musical

[keiko]

"Who's scruffy looking?" ~ han solo
"I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams." Willy Wonka
I know there are more...
K

[Trotter]

"Where does he get those wonderful Toys"- Joker

"So what should I call you, "Bullet" eh, "Tony", eh
"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy"- Snatch

"Do you know what I am ?"
"Ugly all day long ?"- ConAir

(Slamming guys head against a cage) "DONT TREAT WOMEN LIKE THAT"-ConAir

"Define Irony. Bunch of drunken idiots singing and dancing in a plane to a song made popular by a band, that died in a plane crash"

"You fond me beautiful once"
"Honey, you got real ugly" -Army of Darkness

[Dark Z]

"All right you Primitive Screw Heads, This is my BOOM-STICK." -Ash

and although it's not from a movie:

"It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!" "What, no bacon?" "Bacon's extra."

[Forestghost]

"WILSON....*sobbing* WILLLLLSON!!!! *more sobbing* wilson...."
Cast Away

"Marty, you have to come back with me!" "where?" "BACK TO THE FUTURE!"
Back to the future

"YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIREHOSE"
UHF

"uhhh, hey Beavis, I think I just figured something out" "what?" "THIS SUCKS"
Beavis and Butthead do America

"What's the big fucking deal bitch.....It's not like it's hurting anybody...fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck"
South Park, Bigger Longer Uncut.

Okay, yeah, so I dont' quote the intelligent movies...just the silly ones!

[author unknown]

Rocky Horror Picture Show... anything from that.
Magenta : You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! [Your banister's lucky!]

gotta love the voice-over.

and....
Dr. Scott : Janet!
Janet : Dr. Scott!
Brad : Janet!
Janet : Brad!
Frank : Rocky!
Rocky: Huuh?
Dr. Scott : Janet!
Janet : Dr. Scott!
Brad : Janet!
Janet : Brad!
Frank : Rocky!
Rocky: Huuh?

[Lange]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis." The Godfather

[Trotter]

This isnt from a movie, rather a tv show

"I was also on my way to a costume party, but not the same one. I can remove my costume, but I have decided to keep it on as protection from the virus. Are there any questions?
-Who are you suppossed to be?
-I am Big Mac. Constable and beloved friend of Ronald McDonald
-Will this administration ever bring the Hamburglar to Justice?
-Yes...I mean no.... I mean, look does anyone have a question about the virus?
-Could the virus kill the Grimace?
-Nothing can kill the Grimace.

[Vanishedgirl]

"I bet right now... you don't know if you want to kill me... or fuck me."-U-turn
"YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-E-CO?"-SuperTroopers
"You remind me of the babe.""What babe?""The babe with the power.""What power?""The power of voodoo.""Who do?""You do.""Do what?""Remind me of the babe."-Labyrinth

That's all I can think of at the moment... they might be misquoted but that's how they are in my head!

[killerkat]

[QUOTE=Vanishedgirl
"You remind me of the babe.""What babe?""The babe with the power.""What power?""The power of voodoo.""Who do?""You do.""Do what?""Remind me of the babe."-Labyrinth![/QUOTE]


holy shit man i love that movie i must of watched it like 900 times as a kid!!

"noooo don't go that way ,never go that way"(hehehaha

[funkatron]

"I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

Best moment of They Live: Roddy Piper, after destroying the satellite dish that hid the aliens from our view, is gunned down from a helicopter. With his dying breath, he stares at those who killed him, and gives them the finger.

[hewhoisagod]

They Live............. best Carpenter movie...... that and maybe Escape From New York

[-=Asmodeus=-]

When in doubt....Fuck-=-Al Pacino Scent of a Woman

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again-=-Brick Top Snatch

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.-=-Slater Dazed & Confuzed

Damn the man, save the empire-=-Empire Records

[KilLAtomiK]

Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. -the DI from full metal jacket

[franziska]

"I love you Eddie..."
also
"Let him find himself. I'm right here!" - Empire Records

"Our amps go to 11!" - This Is Spinal Tap

[Trotter]

"Dont you ever come back ya pervert"
"yeah! Or we'll tie you to a tree fuck you in the ass while we jerk you off, show ya what we do to perverts"

"Hah. I got him right in his pervert head."
"Uh...Dwayne, maybe you should put your glasses on"
"Yeah, but they make me look stupid."

"Now today we're going to talk about how it's not a good idea to have sex with someone you're related too."
"My wife and I were related. We had sex all the time"
"That's not the same Mr. Murphy"
"We used to have sex once a week. But she died. Then we had sex four or five times a week."
"Yes, we're familiar with your case Mr. Murphy"

"You know what the bible says about fornicating with your sister? DONT!"
"Oh dear lord, you ponied your sister."

All from "say it isnt so". i believe thats the title

[Mr Karl]

" say hello to my little friend!"

"I'll kill you, I'll kill all your friends and burn down your house"

[ravenofdeath]

Well here is my fav quote of all time from a movie.
"Yippy Ky yay motha fucka!!!"Bruce Willis-Die Hard

I have a few more and here they are.
"What do they call a Big Mac in France""Well a Big Mac it's a Big Mac"John Travolta and Sam Jackson

"Shut your fucking face uncle fucker. Your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker.""Your an uncle fucker I must say""You fucked your uncle yesterday""UNCLE FUCKER THATS U-N-C-L-E""Unclefucker!!!!"Tarence and Phillip-South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut

[LoritheGory]

"Black as midnight, black as pitch...blacker than the foulest witch!"

Blix the goblin addressing his infernal master when he asks if his heart is not the blackest of all his Goblins.
"Legend" the directers cut.

[MistressJennifer]

I knew that, even before you told me!! I have the DVD!! Big Ridley Scott fan here!

[Drakken]

"Black as midnight, black as pitch...blacker than the foulest witch!"

Blix the goblin addressing his infernal master when he asks if his heart is not the blackest of all his Goblins.
"Legend" the directers cut.

HELL YEAH!

(geat film)

Now for my personal Favorite quotes;

Riddick: 'You think a man can begin his life in a dumpster with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? You think that man can spend the rest of his life in a slam and not believe? You got it all wrong, preacher-man. I absolutely believe in God, and I absolutely hate the mother fucker.'

Nicholas D. Wolfwood(TRIGUN): 'Not only are we unlike God, sometimes we have to play the Devil.'

Legato Bluesummers(TRIGUN): 'But to think I could kill every man, woman, and child here in the blink of an eye if I wanted to. The power of death is intoxicating.'

[Mr Karl]

Another one I've always liked
I like your dress, it's so ...tight
Addams family values

[Sceptic_Messiah]

......*puts on cockney accent

"YOUR ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!"
the original italian job, beautiful just beautiful