Little Girls

[MistressJennifer]

Do you get along with children? I used to think that I hated them, but lately I have been really bonding with girls around 6 to 9 years old. It's fun to play Barbies and put on jewelry and do girly things with them!! And they love to play with my long hair and do hairstyles. And they even like to watch the new movie "Peter Pan" with Jason Isaacs!!!

I feel as if I am one of them, and it is really easy to talk to them. Maybe I should start the Elizabeth Bathory Vampire School for Young Girls.... (heh! heh!)

Do you find it easy to talk to children?

[cautious lip]

I find that it depends on the child. My friends who are open-minded and have raised their children well, have really great kids. My best friend has a daughter who went through a very long phase, where she was obssessed with The Wizard of Oz. Now that she is around 12, she is so funny because she has this punky attitude, while being pure diva. Tantrums included. Her mother always insists that somehow she gave birth to "my" child, since her daughter is similar to how I was at that age. I was an angel, so she must be nuts...

[Nightingale]

I seldom have problems bonding with children. Five years ago I worked with disabled children for four months as a volunteer, and learned the art of patience, and how to talk to children on the same level rather than talking at them or down to them. Sometimes it takes a little while before a child trusts me, which is a good sign, but the bonding seems to happen reasonably quickly all the same.

[SindelChaos]

I have trouble talking to people period, but children seem to be an exception. Most children find me amazing my mom's bf has 6 grandchildren all around the same age. I used to babysit them. Two of them are girls. One of them is really bratty and I never saw her much. The younger and cuter girl, flocked to me. She loved going shopping with me and playing with my hair. One day I put in Stevie Nicks and we jammed out to it. She was hopping around and singing even though she didn't know any words. She looks so funny when she dances. She partied so hard, she passed out 30 min. later. The rest of the time I baby sat, I got to do what I needed to while she was passed out. Here's some photos of that event.

[keiko]

Most children I couldn't stand if they were swathed in duct tape. Certain ones though, like my evil twin's kid, are relatively easy to sit. I was a baby sitter for a very long time, maybe that's why I don't like kids. Well okay, thinking about it, it's not the kids I dispise, it's the morons who are only parents by blood to these little hell raisers that I can't stand. People who let teh TV raise their kids and then have to ask where they went wrong is a good recipe for mass murder. Or parents who spoil their little rug rats so much that they either think the rules don't apply to their kids, or that their "little buddy" isn't a child who needs a nurturing environment with an authority figure and would rather be their kid's best friend make me want to start a bitch slap fest. Being your kid's friend is one thing, but kid's need role models too.
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[killerkat]

sorry people but i fuckin hate kids ,i've never meet a kid i could tolerate ,i never even want to talk to them i will if they mutter something to me but thats just 'cuz i hate being rude ,but damn i can't stand kids.

ohh and misstress jennifer love the elizebeth bathory thing,did you ever read her biography ,WOW, it was like porn ,but better!!!!

[CPRB]

Kids love me probably because I treat them with a lot of respect they are [pretty smart for thier age and size. I also feel sorry for th shit kids go through these days in this world. I think it's good for them to have somone who they can talk to.

[morbid_lady]

i'm doing co-op at the grade skewl that i attended from juniour kindergarten straight through to grade 8.
the fact that i completely hate being in the building (the place holds extremely bad memories), and having to face the teachers that i had doesnt help my attitude towards working there. even looking past that i hate working with the kids, i'm in a grade 7/8 split class, working with kids around the age of 11-14, and i cant stand it.

i really dont like being around kids, i'm not that old really (17), but i still cant stand them. when i went for the placement the princepal was afraid that i would get too 'buddy-buddy' with the kids, fact is i can barely stand talking to them.

at recess i help out on the primary yard (Junior kindergarter-grade 4) and i still cant stand it.

[HempKnight]

Kids always come up to me... even if their parents won't...

Nudemuse and I had a wonderful day out last fall, sitting having drinks after lunch when his lil' shit with a Pooh bear hat (you know the ones, the headgear looking ones that tie under the chin with the ears on top) comes just busting his ass across the place and stops right next to me and growls at me. I growled back... the kid thought it was the funniest fucking thing ever.. but his parents weren't about to get anywhere's near me, kept trying to coax him to come along from a distance.

Kids are fine as long as they belong to someone else, I like to give them lots of cola and sugary goodies, get them wired and send them home... for someone else to deal with. I get along with them fine up until the age where they think they know more than I do and quite possible that they could, but can't prove it for nothing.

[MistressJennifer]

sorry people but i fuckin hate kids ,i've never meet a kid i could tolerate ,i never even want to talk to them i will if they mutter something to me but thats just 'cuz i hate being rude ,but damn i can't stand kids.

ohh and misstress jennifer love the elizebeth bathory thing,did you ever read her biography ,WOW, it was like porn ,but better!!!!

What biography did you read of Elizabeth Bathory? I want to read it! Who was the author? Do you still have that book? I should buy it. Yes, she is fascinating, my idol!!!! We actually did a seance on camera for my DVD and we called upon her spirit!!!

[LrdSatanas]

for a while i hated children. i still got a rule i wont touch them til they can whip there own ass and hold a conversation. But i am good with children and get along with them pretty well.

[Genesis]

I love kids! I've always had a very strong motherly instinct.
Like when I went to see the Misfits and saw little boys, all of maybe 10 years old, crowd surfing. I saw their little faces fly into the air and then their faces would disappear into the crowd... all I could imagine was their faces getting stomped on = (
I love to borrow children and because so many of my friends are having them theses days it's easy to play with them for a while and then give them back.

[Ichigo]

Little kids scare me. I never know how to act around them or know what to say to them. They usually just really annoy me.

[Thurbane316]

Little kids scare me. I never know how to act around them or know what to say to them. They usually just really annoy me.

Ditto

[grebo]

i have 12 nephews and neices, i find most of them easier to talk to and hang around than most of my sisters and brothers, most of whom are married. and you can give em back when they poo

but im still gunna get a vasectomy

[GasmaskGirl]

yeah kids used to freak me out. I never knew how to act with them or how to play with them, and most of the time they just stared at me. I'd try to say something to them and they would just staaaaaaaaare at me o_O

I found lately though, that has changed. Kids like me now, and i don't know why! Heh. It's easy to get along with kids now.

By the way... all you people who :::hate kids::: because they're brats and whatever... maybe you should realize it's the kids parents you should be hating.

[HempKnight]

What biography did you read of Elizabeth Bathory? I want to read it! Who was the author? Do you still have that book? I should buy it. Yes, she is fascinating, my idol!!!! We actually did a seance on camera for my DVD and we called upon her spirit!!!

Check out Amazon, there's quite a selection... or use their new search engine www.a9.com.

But have you seen THIS?

[MistressJennifer]

yeah kids used to freak me out. I never knew how to act with them or how to play with them, and most of the time they just stared at me. I'd try to say something to them and they would just staaaaaaaaare at me o_O

I found lately though, that has changed. Kids like me now, and i don't know why! Heh. It's easy to get along with kids now.

By the way... all you people who :::hate kids::: because they're brats and whatever... maybe you should realize it's the kids parents you should be hating.

I know what you mean, kids like me now too. Maybe WE have changed...

[MistressJennifer]

Check out Amazon, there's quite a selection... or use their new search engine www.a9.com.

But have you seen THIS?

I know, there are so many websites!!! I have to get a book about her.

I just saw the WORST movie about her, called "Daughters of Darkness", it was SO bad, it wasn't really about her, it was just her name and it was really a 70's bad soft porn film!

[HempKnight]

I know, there are so many websites!!! I have to get a book about her.

I just saw the WORST movie about her, called "Daughters of Darkness", it was SO bad, it wasn't really about her, it was just her name and it was really a 70's bad soft porn film!

HAHAHAHA.... were there any GOOD 70's SOFTCORE films??

I can't think of any off the top of my head... I'm sure there was one or two that I enjoyed...
I guess it depends on which version of Devil In Miss Jones and Deep Throat I have in the archives.

Still can't beat Behind The Green Door though but there's certainly nothing softcore
except the credits and the first 10 minutes.

Marilyn Chambers is STILL hot... at least she was the last CES show I saw her at.

[bre.star]

i love kids, but i especially love kids between the ages of 1-6, they are soo friggin cute and adorable. once they turn 7 they think they are too cool for everything.

[MistressJennifer]

OH I know... Have you noticed that kids are a bit more bossy than they used to be? I was pretty shy and quiet, and never asked for things, but these little girls are total DIVAS!! Asking for Sushi, and all they want to do is shop and go out to restaurants. When I was a little girl, I didn't even know what Sushi was, let alone ask for it.

But I have figured out why I get along with little girls. It is because I am Countess Elizabeth Bathory and I want to bathe in their blood!! Heh! Heh! Heh!!