Losing Those Last Three Pounds....

[MistressJennifer]

OK so I am shooting next week and trying to lose, actually 4 pounds, so I am NOT eating a huge steak tonight with baked potatoe and sour cream and butter!!!! But I want to!!! AH!!!

Help me survive!!! Any diet tips here!!! What if I get the steak and just eat half of it?

Just order no steak and have cole slaw... How depressing....

I just want to have that tiny, caved in stomach look that goes so well with lingerie...

[Nightingale]

I sympathise. I had vegetarian steak with onions, cabbage in butter and real mashed potato for dinner this evening (not rubbing it in, you understand, but a really juicy, succulent vegetarian steak, and those mashed potatoes, wow!).

[morbid_lady]

vegetarian steak? how does that work?

[MistressJennifer]

Mashed potatoes.... Butter.....

I don't think I am going to make it through the night...

Help!!!

[Nightingale]

vegetarian steak? how does that work?

It's a soya steak with exactly the same spices that you'd expect to garnish a dead body steak with. It's cooked the same way and has much the same consistency (I'm told). To be honest, I can't compare it to a real dead body steak because I haven't eaten meat since I was 13 - and King Arthur was on the throne when I was thirteen ...

[Nightingale]

Mashed potatoes.... Butter.....

I don't think I am going to make it through the night...

Help!!!

sprinkled with grated cheese....

[MistressJennifer]

I swear, I don't know how those supermodels stay so skinny!! They must do tons of coke or speed or crystal meth or all of the above. What do they do when they are starving to death?

The only time I got that thin, I lost my period and I was sick for three months.... I got down to 105. I mean I am pretty thin, right now I weigh 129 and I am 5'10". But I photograph better at 125....

[MistressJennifer]

sprinkled with grated cheese....

You are not helping....

[Amelia G]

A lot of people do well on high protein diets, but they come with their own health minuses, much like the fashion model blow for blowjobs diet.

[MistressJennifer]

A lot of people do well on high protein diets, but they come with their own health minuses, much like the fashion model blow for blowjobs diet.

Oh yes, the coke whore diet.... Ah... I would rather have grilled steak with baked potatoe... Sour cream... TONS of butter, dripping with butter...

[Amelia G]

Oh yes, the coke whore diet.... Ah... I would rather have grilled steak with baked potatoe... Sour cream... TONS of butter, dripping with butter...

I prefer the steak and the hot buttered baked potato too (hold the sour cream), but, then again, I could lose a few pounds.

[MistressJennifer]

OK next time I fly out there and shoot, let's go out after for steak and baked potatoe. And I will bring a bottle of Mumm's White Star Champagne!

[Nightingale]

You are not helping....

I wasn't trying all that hard ...

[SindelChaos]

I thought you were going to have stir fry veggies like I suggested?

[One Eyed Cat]

OK so I am shooting next week and trying to lose, actually 4 pounds, so I am NOT eating a huge steak tonight with baked potatoe and sour cream and butter!!!! But I want to!!! AH!!!

Help me survive!!! Any diet tips here!!! What if I get the steak and just eat half of it?

Just order no steak and have cole slaw... How depressing....

I just want to have that tiny, caved in stomach look that goes so well with lingerie...

Slimfast really works for a quick couple pounds. Also, drink caffeine.

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[CPRB]

how about this eating that wont make you fat..it's bing eating and you say you go to a gym and stuff just work out and jog a lil more and drink lots of water and instead of a huge steak eat half....discipline my dear women..or do you need help *pulls out whip*...*blushes*....omg...sorry I mean grrrr oh my

[Forestghost]

Y'know what? From what I've seen, you look great as you are....but if you really think that those last 4 pounds are that important....then I find that the best thing to do is fill up fast on really healthy things. Have a small steak, drink a glass of milk, drink a lot of water. Do your sit-ups, go for a run...stuff like that. Depriving yourself may make you lose that 4 pounds for your next shoot, but your health will eventually suffer for it. Those anorexic models that live off of Redbull and Cocaine are going to be fat, ugly, disgusting slobs in 10 or 15 years with a large number of heart problems. Eat like you usually eat, but if you want to lose the weight, just cut back a little! Don't eat the entire steak, don't eat the entire plate of mashed pots...y'know?

good luck anyway!

[Camby Savelle]

Well im rather happy with myself so I'm not sure how accurate my advice will be. (how is someone who needs to gain weight suppost to tell someone else how to lose it?)

If you give in & eat the steak it would be okay. just get alot of rest & exorcise yourself. (make sure you run a mile or two & have sex) you can't expekt those lbs to fly off just by starvation.

[MistressJennifer]

I thought you were going to have stir fry veggies like I suggested?

Oh I know, but first I have to go to the store and buy it... My diet is REALLY starting today, I have one week....

[MistressJennifer]

Y'know what? From what I've seen, you look great as you are....but if you really think that those last 4 pounds are that important....then I find that the best thing to do is fill up fast on really healthy things. Have a small steak, drink a glass of milk, drink a lot of water. Do your sit-ups, go for a run...stuff like that. Depriving yourself may make you lose that 4 pounds for your next shoot, but your health will eventually suffer for it. Those anorexic models that live off of Redbull and Cocaine are going to be fat, ugly, disgusting slobs in 10 or 15 years with a large number of heart problems. Eat like you usually eat, but if you want to lose the weight, just cut back a little! Don't eat the entire steak, don't eat the entire plate of mashed pots...y'know?

Oh thank you for your kind words.. Well, I ate the WHOLE steak... But no potatoe... My diet REALLY starts now... Gained a pound. I am doing really great here!!

good luck anyway!

[MistressJennifer]

127!! Two more pounds to go!!!

[Nightingale]

127!! Two more pounds to go!!!

Wait a moment, someone told me that I weigh 130 lbs, so ...

That can't be right. I weigh 84 kilos, can anyone convert for me, because I really can't be bothered at the moment since it's green noodles with cream and dill sauce for dinner tonight.

[MistressJennifer]

Green noodles with cream and dilll... Yummmy... Spinach fettucine? You can't weigh 130 pounds. Someone converted it wrong. Unless you are 4'2"

[One Eyed Cat]

Wait a moment, someone told me that I weigh 130 lbs, so ...

That can't be right. I weigh 84 kilos, can anyone convert for me, because I really can't be bothered at the moment since it's green noodles with cream and dill sauce for dinner tonight.

That's about 185 pounds. How tall are you? I have to know all my measurements in both systems. I'm about 82 kg and 1.83 meters tall.


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[Camby Savelle]

1 kilo = 2.2 lbs

& mistress jennifer did you lose those last 2 lbs? I haven't seen you, but from the others comments, im sure you look dandy as is. don't let them 2 lbs get to you.

[Nightingale]

That's about 185 pounds. How tall are you? I have to know all my measurements in both systems. I'm about 82 kg and 1.83 meters tall.

I'm about 1,78

[One Eyed Cat]

cool, thats about 5 foot 9 or 10 if u ever need to know.

[MistressJennifer]

OK so the shoot is really on Friday, and I just gained one pound back. So seriously not eating.....

[MistressJennifer]

Wait a moment, someone told me that I weigh 130 lbs, so ...

That can't be right. I weigh 84 kilos, can anyone convert for me, because I really can't be bothered at the moment since it's green noodles with cream and dill sauce for dinner tonight.

And please, no more descriptions of cream sauce, green noodles,artichoke heart quiche, mashed potatoes, etc...

[OliX]

do drugs that's helping

[corachaos]

I find that if it just a matter of a few pounds, doing an herbal cleanse really works.

[MistressJennifer]

I am drinking this tea with Chinese Herbs that is supposed to cure all diseases, etc!!!!

Please, talk me out of getting a pink wig!!! It's just too club kid, isn't it? But then, could it be cool?

No, talk me out of getting a pink wig. Slap me...

[corachaos]

NO pink wig!!! Baby ravers wear pink wigs. (no offense to any baby ravers on the board. It just seemed nicer than actually slapping her.) :-)

The clense I am thinking of basically removes all the excess food in your intestines. Pretty! (and can be found at the health food store.)

[MistressJennifer]

OK no pink wig. I know, it's horrible.

Yes, I will check out the health food store...

[Nightingale]

And please, no more descriptions of cream sauce, green noodles,artichoke heart quiche, mashed potatoes, etc...

This is just SOOOOO tempting fate ...

[MistressJennifer]

Wine is OK though. I guess I could have a LITTLE wine. This organic yoghurt I am eating tastes like plastic wall paper paste....

[Camby Savelle]

Pink wigs are hot. raveresque or not, you should do buy it.

[One Eyed Cat]

[QUOTE=MistressJennifer]OK no pink wig. I know, it's horrible.

I thought of Frenchie from Grease when you said that Arctic blonde is YOUR color, girlfriend


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[MistressJennifer]

[QUOTE=OneEyedCat]

OK no pink wig. I know, it's horrible.

I thought of Frenchie from Grease when you said that Arctic blonde is YOUR color, girlfriend


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Frenchie from Grease!! Pink Ladies!!!!

I do a GREAT Olivia Newton John singing imitation of "Hopelessly Devoted To You", I mean, dead on....

Is it ungoth to say I really like that movie? John Travolta was really cute in it.

[One Eyed Cat]

Frenchie from Grease!! Pink Ladies!!!!

I do a GREAT Olivia Newton John singing imitation of "Hopelessly Devoted To You", I mean, dead on....

Is it ungoth to say I really like that movie? John Travolta was really cute in it.

No! That rocks. I auditioned for it at a Repertory. I passed the acting and singing auditions .... sadly, I just could not dance. You're my choice for Sandy anyday.
I loved GREASE, still do.


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