Cheesy shit u like

[One Eyed Cat]

A very respectable journalist once told me at a cocktail bar that Olivia NJ. had sexual relations with Talia Shire.

He was quite drunk though....

That would make sense.

OEC

[One Eyed Cat]

Congratulations! Did you know that this thread has the third highest amount of replies of all time? Let's go for number 1, cheese it up some more!!!!

hehe what is the record?

Who put the ram in the ram a lamma ding dong? *steps on foot*

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

hehe what is the record?

Who put the ram in the ram a lamma ding dong? *steps on foot*

OEC

We have to beat "Favorite Quotes" which is a hundred and something....

[MistressJennifer]

We have to beat "Favorite Quotes" which is a hundred and something....

Maybe we could just DELETE "Favorite Quotes" (heh! heh!)

[MistressJennifer]

Maybe we could just DELETE "Favorite Quotes" (heh! heh!)

By the way, I want you to know that I am severely traumatized by those NASTY photos you kept sending me yesterday. I am going to need therapy now...

[One Eyed Cat]

By the way, I want you to know that I am severely traumatized by those NASTY photos you kept sending me yesterday. I am going to need therapy now...

Oh please, you asked for them They were just funny and you know it silly.

OEC

[One Eyed Cat]

We have to beat "Favorite Quotes" which is a hundred and something....

Got any David Cassidy quotes?

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

Got any David Cassidy quotes?

OEC

"Before I go insane I hold my pillow to my head, screaming out the words I dread, I THINK I LOVE YOU, (i think i love you...)"

[MistressJennifer]

"Before I go insane I hold my pillow to my head, screaming out the words I dread, I THINK I LOVE YOU, (i think i love you...)"

Wait, OK, nude David Cassidy, he did a nude photo spread in Rolling Stone, HELLO?

[One Eyed Cat]

[MistressJennifer]

Wow! How did you find that? I couldn't find it, I just found sites where you could buy it!! Very cool!!! He was a cuty!!!!

[One Eyed Cat]

Wow! How did you find that? I couldn't find it, I just found sites where you could buy it!! Very cool!!! He was a cuty!!!!

You just look on auction sites.


OEC

[One Eyed Cat]

Oh, it's issue 108 if you are a collector


OEC

[One Eyed Cat]

I sent u Mr. Grant btw hehe.

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

I sent u Mr. Grant btw hehe.

OEC

VERY photoshopped!!! Nice face shot of Hugh though!! He was so cute in 4 Weddings and a Funeral. He is single now, dating some terrible rich girl.

[One Eyed Cat]

I guess you have to pay to get the real thing usually.

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

I sent u Mr. Grant btw hehe.

OEC

Oh, in answer to your other question about why they made him so small... H-m-m-m-m, maybe he has made some enemies in show biz.... In interviews he says that he hates making movies and he feels that he is too old to play his roles.... He seems a bit spoiled...

[MistressJennifer]

Oh, in answer to your other question about why they made him so small... H-m-m-m-m, maybe he has made some enemies in show biz.... In interviews he says that he hates making movies and he feels that he is too old to play his roles.... He seems a bit spoiled...

I swear, I hate it when celebrities complain!!! They don't understand how hard it is to work 9 to 5 in a normal job which sometimes takes 14 hours including getting there and back. And then trying to do any other kind of show biz related thing that you have to finance yourslf.

Complaining, spoiled celebrities, they just don't appreciate what they have!

[One Eyed Cat]

Oh, in answer to your other question about why they made him so small... H-m-m-m-m, maybe he has made some enemies in show biz.... In interviews he says that he hates making movies and he feels that he is too old to play his roles.... He seems a bit spoiled...

That's so mean. Remember that incident with the prostitute?

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

That's so mean. Remember that incident with the prostitute?

OEC

Oh I remember!! Everyone makes such a big deal about sex in the USA!!! Sex is worse than violence in the USA! It gets more publicity than any violent crime. People are SO uptight about it. That incident was so vanilla, with Hugh and the prostitute....

I swear, even in the goth clubs, they are very anti-sex, very pro-drugs and anti-sex. It's almost as if they do all this coke and sort of look down on sex as something HUMAN and revolting.

[One Eyed Cat]

Oh I remember!! Everyone makes such a big deal about sex in the USA!!! Sex is worse than violence in the USA! It gets more publicity than any violent crime. People are SO uptight about it. That incident was so vanilla, with Hugh and the prostitute....

It's embarassing really. I believe it goes back to a puritanical strand in our culture.

I swear, even in the goth clubs, they are very anti-sex, very pro-drugs and anti-sex. It's almost as if they do all this coke and sort of look down on sex as something HUMAN and revolting.

Sometimes, yeah. You should come to Ukraine with me haha It's so open there.

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

Sometimes, yeah. You should come to Ukraine with me haha It's so open there.

OEC

OK favorite quotes is 113, keep cheesing it up, we have to beat them!!!

[One Eyed Cat]

When I was a kid a did a little acting in plays and such. I remember asking my mom to drive me to Hollywood to try out for a new role in a tv series ---- DIFFERENT STROKES bwahaha Thank God I didn't go. If I got it, I'd be dead .... a drug addict ... or an insane midget running for Governor of California!


OEC

[One Eyed Cat]

btw how did u know that was the record?

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[MistressJennifer]

btw how did u know that was the record?

OEC

There might be some other thread that is higher, but I can't find it...

You almost tried out for "Different Strokes"? Wow... You did plays when you were a little kid?

[One Eyed Cat]

There might be some other thread that is higher, but I can't find it...

You almost tried out for "Different Strokes"? Wow... You did plays when you were a little kid?

Yup, nothing major tho. There was some later role on Strokes that I wanted to try out for. One of my friends also wrote plays and lost out to River Phoenix on a few parts. Stand by Me was one, whatever he was in before that also. Lost out like 3 times.

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

Yup, nothing major tho. There was some later role on Strokes that I wanted to try out for. One of my friends also wrote plays and lost out to River Phoenix on a few parts. Stand by Me was one, whatever he was in before that also. Lost out like 3 times.

OEC

Do any acting now? Do you have an agent, etc?

[One Eyed Cat]

Do any acting now? Do you have an agent, etc?

Not really, no. Was in school for 3 years. I'd still be interested in doing something if it was DIY. no agent, no. The last thing that interested me was the Heathers 2 that has been rumored since '99. I have enough connections to get my foot in the door, nothing more tho.I'm at this weird point in my life where I have to decide between the law or embarking on some sort of creative pursuit. Since 9/21/2004 I've truly hit the fork in the road. I've definitely enjoyed seeing what a lot of you guys are up to.

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

Not really, no. Was in school for 3 years. I'd still be interested in doing something if it was DIY. no agent, no. The last thing that interested me was the Heathers 2 that has been rumored since '99. I have enough connections to get my foot in the door, nothing more tho.I'm at this weird point in my life where I have to decide between the law or embarking on some sort of creative pursuit. Since 9/21/2004 I've truly hit the fork in the road. I've definitely enjoyed seeing what a lot of you guys are up to.

OEC

What is DIY? Well acting is just about as difficult as the music business. Law pays better. But then, I have not been able to talk myself into giving up on show biz completely no matter how I try!!!

[MistressJennifer]

btw how did u know that was the record?

OEC

OK two more posts and we are tied!!!

[One Eyed Cat]

What is DIY? Well acting is just about as difficult as the music business. Law pays better. But then, I have not been able to talk myself into giving up on show biz completely no matter how I try!!!

Do it yourself. Like write a play, perform, possibly film it. I like the law enough to where it remains a possibility while I'm still relatively young. Who knows? If you have some ideas, I'd certainly be willing to help you out.

OEC

[One Eyed Cat]

OK two more posts and we are tied!!!

Hehe then we are tied. Good thing neither of us have a day job

OEC

[One Eyed Cat]

OK New Record: I once talked to a lovely from Mill Valley about GREASE for months straight. We ended up rewriting the play with gothic overtones and performed it at a Nudist Colony

VICTORY!!


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[MistressJennifer]

Hehe then we are tied. Good thing neither of us have a day job

OEC

This is my day job. I am at work now. I don't own a computer. In between all this, I answer the phone, wear tight sweaters, take messages for the billionaire president, make coffee and do the mail.

Yahoo!!! Cheesy is now number one thread!

[One Eyed Cat]

This is my day job. I am at work now. I don't own a computer. In between all this, I answer the phone, wear tight sweaters, take messages for the billionaire president, make coffee and do the mail.

Yahoo!!! Cheesy is now number one thread!

ah hehe I actually work for ngos out here. I guess you could call it my day job. I was being a bit facetious.

OEC

[One Eyed Cat]

Oh yeah, and I wear stretchpants and answer the phone (put it out of reach)

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

OK just bought some SUPER cheesy stuff I like!!! Scars of Dracula, Dracula Prince of Darkness and Satanic Rites of Dracula DVD's!!! Yahoo!!!!

I LOVE these cheesy Hammer films with the fake orange blood and bad special effects. I hate CGI, computer images. Christopher Lee rules!!! ALso, the way he almost kisses his vampire vixens before he bites them is very sensual.... Yummy!

[One Eyed Cat]

You were right all those pics were fakes haha. Except Manson and one or 2 others.

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

You were right all those pics were fakes haha. Except Manson and one or 2 others.

OEC

Well yah, dude, like pretty obvious.... Manson is always running around nude, so, no big deal... One of the girls in The Nuns did Marilyn...

But speaking of cheesy goth, we used to sit and make fun of all the cheesy goth outfits at the club!! I mean, nothing is cheesier than chessy goth outfits, cheap, badly made, unflattering with bad hair and makeup!!!

That was the whole point of going to goth clubs, to make fun of the bad outfits, flirt with the cute boys and get into as much trouble as possible...

[One Eyed Cat]

I know one girl who did Manson. I went Goth Clubs just for the fuck of it really. Oh man, they are really cheesy out here tho. I knew some were fake, I just wanted to see if u'd buy any of em

OEC