~In Somnis Veritas~ Hi, Newbie here..

[BeautifulCorpse]

Hello all, My name is Veronica, but i tell everyone to call me Vee.
im 20, pale, disgruntled. The place i call home/hell is Toronto, Ontario. when i grow up, i wanna be a pirate...

oi.

[KilLAtomiK]

ahoy therr welcome aboard and enjoy your stay, and that is a fine career youve set your eyes on, ive been a pirate for the past 19 years and there is nothing else id rather be doing harr

[MistressJennifer]

I like your name, the Beautiful Corpse thing is always cool... Now that I have been dead for so many years....

[adorn_shadow]

Pirates suck ninjas and samurais are where its at! I'm gonna get smacked for that one! That is a new thread starter!

[TheQuietPlace]

...YAY PIRATES! I think you make the... 4th or 5th one here.

Anyways... welcome, and enjoy the meatloaf.

~TQP

[Nightingale]

Welcome.

[KilLAtomiK]

Pirates suck ninjas and samurais are where its at! I'm gonna get smacked for that one! That is a new thread starter!

i take it we got a japanophile on our hands ^___^

[KilLAtomiK]

...YAY PIRATES! I think you make the... 4th or 5th one here.

Anyways... welcome, and enjoy the meatloaf.

~TQP

il alway be the first tho i hope they dont all revolt against me

[BeautifulCorpse]

C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! lol
Of course if your the first, i shall follow in thy pirate footsteps... providing you have both legs.

[KilLAtomiK]

C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! lol
Of course if your the first, i shall follow in thy pirate footsteps... providing you have both legs.

i do have both legs thanks to one arm jim who saved from a leviathan

[chaosfeary]

oi yourself.

I'm new too.. this place is cool.

Hm what were your reasons for moving from England to Canada, out of curiousity I have thought about doing the same thing occasionally..

[BeautifulCorpse]

Hm what were your reasons for moving from England to Canada, out of curiousity I have thought about doing the same thing occasionally..

oh, actually, im not from England... I moved to Toronto from Cornwall, Ontario, Canada. only a measly 4 hours away!

[chaosfeary]

Oh. LMAO.

So many places with the same name in England as places in the USA and Canada

[Kidthorazine]

hello

[BeautifulCorpse]

hmm, i wanna be a Vampire Pirate now.

[chaosfeary]

Vampire pirate ninja cyborgs > *

[LrdSatanas]

welcome, im not much for stealing and looting. But to each his own. Enjoy yourself here!

[adorn_shadow]

Vampire pirate ninja cyborgs > *

Ehhhhh Cyborgs kinda suck a little water and they are done for,
Vampire-Pirate-Ninja-Zombies!

[23*]

yes....we should start a pirate club.
Except we'd only admit blue-blooded pirates, none of these wimpy cyborg wannabees with rotating heads.

Did anyone else really relate to the pirate dude in dodgeball?

[adorn_shadow]

my ninja club would kick the crap out of the pirate club, we would zig when you zag then wap hit pressure points ohhh yeah..... very very sneaky indeed.

[23*]

It would appear that we have both the cannons and the numbers

We also have Captain KiLAtomiK!!

Hurrah for Captain KiLAtomik!!!

[adorn_shadow]

Yes this KiLAtomik seems like a worthy adversary! You guys may have ships with cannons but we have motorcycles with sidecars! ooh yeah beat that!

[23*]

Not only has captain KiLAtomik strangled a great white spined Leviathan with his bare hands (well one hand and one hook), he annually kidnaps The Earl of Eglinton's daughter from within the imperial court.
He can place a deadly curse on a man just by looking at him and legend has it that he killed his parents at age 8 and made his first boat out of their skin and bone.

You "misunderestimate" us, the modern Quintessential pirate has his own platoon of space frigates armed with laser guided ordinance weaponry and sharp hooks. Your pathetic motorcycles will be crushed from the air and then we will descend from the sky on ropes made from horse hair and scalp you with our cutlasses.


Hurrah for captain KiLAtomik!!!!

[adorn_shadow]

Bah, Your Laser Guided Ordinance Weaponry with sharp hooks comming down from space frigates do compare to... wait a second pirates have absolutely no technology whatsoever! you have cutlasses boats and cannons and ass loads of screech. Ninjas have shribuniins, poison, samurai swords and motorcycles with sidecars! I think the ninjas of the world should possibly take the pirates under our wing to make sure they dont get hurt by the other groups of super cool movie dudes and at least under the ninja wing they wont hurt themselves!

[23*]

Hurrah for captain KiLAtomik!!!!

[23*]

ahoy KilAtomiK!!

Is it true that you spent the night slaying the cursed mermen of Widow's coast with your trusty dueling pistols?

[KilLAtomiK]

ahoy KilAtomiK!!

Is it true that you spent the night slaying the cursed mermen of Widow's coast with your trusty dueling pistols?

ay it be true altho its a bit exagerated i only had one of my pistols and thanks for all the compliments should i ever make you walk the plank remind me and it shall save you from a watery grave

[KilLAtomiK]

Yes this KiLAtomik seems like a worthy adversary! You guys may have ships with cannons but we have motorcycles with sidecars! ooh yeah beat that!

id like to see you drive your motorcycles into the water harr

[adorn_shadow]

id like to see you drive your motorcycles into the water harr

Yes but lets see you make me walk the plank on the ground! you are simply restricted to the water and you must dock for supplies once in a while and when you do me and my super sneaky ass ninjas will be waiting!

[23*]

and where are these ninjas?

You most certainly are out numbered.

[adorn_shadow]

My ninjas are hiding in the shadows, Adorning them with our shiny swords and ass like tactics!

[23*]

hiding up your hole I think

[chaosfeary]

shiny swords and ass ... !