Pearly Gates

[Trotter]

Time for those thinking caps to be taken out of the closet.

What would you hate to hear standing at the Pearly Gates ?

[killerkat]

"well HOT damn boy, you made it........you just cost me a bet,man...."

i just know they got bets on me makin' it ....well if there is a it,haha, and a they.....

[Muzz]

"See, we are real! Now, let's see what you can do to convince us to let you in..."

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[adorn_shadow]

cabbage. uugghh i hate cabbag. If they had cabbage everywhere ... fuck it im going to hell lol.

[23*]

Rednecks with halos - "bendova an squeel like a pig boi"


I'd get the first bus home.

[adorn_shadow]

lol

[sheramil]

What would you hate to hear standing at the Pearly Gates ?

I don't see your name on the guest list.

or

There's a two-drink minimum.

or

Frank Zappa's not here.

[Trotter]

"You spell it with an 'E'? Whoops wrong guy"

[Tequila Zaire]

"You're not getting in dressed like that."

[KilLAtomiK]

"sorry club's full"

[MistressJennifer]

"Sorry, we do not accept un-solicited blondes"

[MistressJennifer]

In fact, that is what I want on my grave stone:

UNSOLICITED BLONDE

[Kidthorazine]

Sure we'll let you in but you might wanna watch out for Jesus, hes still pissed about that $10 you owe him.

[Oil~Boy 26]

aww crap are thay just letting anybody in these days ??????


OB~26

[Nudemuse]

Cavity search.

[Nightingale]

Error. Press any key to continue.

[Sceptic_Messiah]

i'de hate finding out i left the heating on or something stupid and they were gonna make me pay the bill when im reincarnated.......or they ask a stupid hard question or something to get in

[One Eyed Cat]

A whiff of elevator music that I know will last an eternity

OEC

[Drakken]

Mmm running into the woman I'd said I'd meet up with in heaven without really meaning it. *shrugs*

[hewhoisagod]

........ Welcome to heaven, for english press one, eno sserp hsilgne sdrawkcab rof