Yahoo!!!

[MistressJennifer]

haha I meant you should not get discouraged if he doesn't like it. Why Stallone singing it? I can actually carry a tune. I don't see Winona in any of those roles.

OEC

Actually Winona could be Kris, the wild girl from Seattle that ends up a crack whore. But she would never do it because it's not the lead...

OK well then just do a Stallone monologue.. Can you imagine, like five minutes of "Uh", "Yo Adrienne" "Huh"? Or just the scene where he beats the meat!!!

[MistressJennifer]

Oh and I restrained myself, it was difficult but there are ONLY TWO CORSET UNLACING SCENES...

But I HAD to have AT LEAST TWO... I think three would be too much. I'm sure that two is too much.. But us girls need to see corsets being unlaced...

[One Eyed Cat]

Oh and I restrained myself, it was difficult but there are ONLY TWO CORSET UNLACING SCENES...

But I HAD to have AT LEAST TWO... I think three would be too much. I'm sure that two is too much.. But us girls need to see corsets being unlaced...

well, how do u like your corsets unlaced? Usually, it's just a spontaneous thing. I'm not sure Stallone would even be able to without forgetting his one liner.

OEC

[Tequila Zaire]

well, how do u like your corsets unlaced? Usually, it's just a spontaneous thing. I'm not sure Stallone would even be able to without forgetting his one liner.

OEC

He'd do it in one stroke with one of his Rambo knives.

[One Eyed Cat]

He'd do it in one stroke with one of his Rambo knives.

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

So now the nine year old girl calls and she says she "WANTS A BIGGER PART IN MY FILM"

This girl is really starting young!! Also, she says that we should make T-shirts for the film. This girl will end up becoming an agent, I can see it now...

Anway, today's draft is about 102 pages.... I guess I won't send it yet. Not until a week goes by without any more changes.

But it is fun to mess around with it, especially dialogue.

I broke down and put back the 3 corset unlacings, and even ADDED a bodice ripping!!! A girl has to have some fun!!!!

[One Eyed Cat]

Give it some time to swirl around in your head a bit. It will get better the more you play with it.

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

SENT IT!!!

AH!!! Today was the magical day. I sent it to the bigshot gorgeous English actor, the academy award winning actress, and just for the hell of it A SUPERSTAR MALE ACTOR WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE, just beause the nine year old girl loves him and kept telling me to send it to him!

I took the advice of the nine year old girl and told them about the other actors that were interested, etc. so that they hopefully will be more interested.

I e-mailed it to one, and made the NICEST black binders, with the hard copy version inside.

I read it over and over and I love it. Today was the day. I love it. Even if no one ever does it I still love it..

[One Eyed Cat]

hehe Jen and her 9 year old guru. btw: Did u find yourself losing the Cali accent? I've been catching myself with A Penn lately

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

hehe Jen and her 9 year old guru. btw: Did u find yourself losing the Cali accent? I've been catching myself with A Penn lately

OEC

Oh sometimes I slip and start talking straight VALLEY GIRL, like know, like oh my god.... Then I try to go back into my Lauren Bacall, New England well brought up American Girl accent.

Then when I get drunk I start to get English, and then when I am really drunk I get German...

Do you mean that you have a Penn accent? Is that like a Boston, JDK kind of accent?

[One Eyed Cat]

Oh sometimes I slip and start talking straight VALLEY GIRL, like know, like oh my god.... Then I try to go back into my Lauren Bacall, New England well brought up American Girl accent.

Then when I get drunk I start to get English, and then when I am really drunk I get German...

Do you mean that you have a Penn accent? Is that like a Boston, JDK kind of accent?

Kind of a blander New England, yeah. Mostly, it is just a bit more refinement. I slip back into the Cali accent the minute I start hearing it tho. I can cop other accents at any time. I'm thinking more of just what starts coming out of your mouth naturally. Well, glad it ain't just me btw what part of England is this guy from? Have u heard him speak? just curious.

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

Kind of a blander New England, yeah. Mostly, it is just a bit more refinement. I slip back into the Cali accent the minute I start hearing it tho. I can cop other accents at any time. I'm thinking more of just what starts coming out of your mouth naturally. Well, glad it ain't just me btw what part of England is this guy from? Have u heard him speak? just curious.

OEC

Oh wait, you must have a PETALUMA accent!!!! Hah!!!! Oh my god, like, I really like eggs, like this is like, the egg capital of like, the world.

Which English guy? There are SO MANY darling!!! Which one? I can't keep track of all of them... The actor? The bigshot actor? The cute young actor who wants to audition?

[One Eyed Cat]

Oh wait, you must have a PETALUMA accent!!!! Hah!!!! Oh my god, like, I really like eggs, like this is like, the egg capital of like, the world.

Which English guy? There are SO MANY darling!!! Which one? I can't keep track of all of them... The actor? The bigshot actor? The cute young actor who wants to audition?

hehe dunno. That one who was reading the script? I think the bigshot actor. I'd be curious as to all of them and what english accents sound best to you and why?

OEC

[MistressJennifer]

hehe dunno. That one who was reading the script? I think the bigshot actor. I'd be curious as to all of them and what english accents sound best to you and why?

OEC

Well the bigshot actor usually plays roles where he has a very upper class, classic British accent. He usually does period roles. And his father taught English, so he is well brought up and well educated. I have never heard him speak in interviews, but I would imagine that his accent is upper class. Not sure about which part of England, I am not that good at accents. I think you have to be British to be able to tell the different regions. I can just tell the obvious ones, the Cockney, sort of lower class and the upper class.

I am just a dumb blonde from Mill Valley!

But I tend to like the upper class accents better. I just think it is sexy, especially when they say sexy or romantic things with this very posh English accent. I mean, it doesn't really matter what they even DO physically, I could just listen to them talk...

I am pretty hopeless I guess...

[MistressJennifer]

OK so this morning I caught myself practicing my smile for when I get my academy award for best screenplay!!!! HAH!!!

Oh, and what dress I will wear to the academy awards, and I am going to have a dress custom made to show off my new tattoos!!!

I was also thinking that if this English actor wants to change the script, maybe I could fly to England and meet him and we could DISCUSS the changes.. Over dinner. In my hotel room. In lingerie... Bottle of champagne...

[MistressJennifer]

I'm surprised by this. I would guess that it takes him that long to write his own name.

Wait!! I forgot to send the script to Stallone!!! Wow!