what are your favorite pickup lines?

[pizzabone13]

hey there, just thought i'd introduce myself with a thread! stumbled across this site and became fascinated by everyone and was hoping to meet you. is there anyone from CO in here? on to the cheesyness...if i were in charge of the alphabet i'd put "u" and "i" closer together.

[Amelia G]

Welcome to the Blue Blood boards! I've got Brazilian pizza on the way right now.

My favorite pick up line is just to say mur mur mur mur over and over in someone's ear in a loud club. Most people won't ask you to repeat yourself more than two or three time max. And, in a loud club, probably either they want you or they don't, not wholly based on wit.

[BrightStar]

"Hi, my name is Michael, and I find you very attractive. Would you like to go on a date some time? If you are,let me know, if not, I wont bother you about that again unless you want me to."

[Tequila Zaire]

"Hi, my name is Michael, and I find you very attractive. Would you like to go on a date some time? If you are,let me know, if not, I wont bother you about that again unless you want me to."

That sounds too robotic.

[Amelia G]

The pickup line I like to recommend to other people who want the sort of girls who are always surrounded by hoardes of admirers is, "This guy boring you? Come with me. I'm from outer space." Works best at science fiction conventions. Bonus points for whoever knows why.

[karyn]

"Hi, my name is Michael, and I find you very attractive. Would you like to go on a date some time? If you are,let me know, if not, I wont bother you about that again unless you want me to."

Has that ever worked? In the history of human life on planet earth? Has that ever worked? If I were dying to fuck someone for three reincarnations, that line would make me change my mind.

[Sin]

Hi. My name's Sin. You'll be screaming that later.
OR
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

[BrightStar]

Has that ever worked? In the history of human life on planet earth? Has that ever worked? If I were dying to fuck someone for three reincarnations, that line would make me change my mind.

It actually worked twice, but I stopped using that line, since that line sucks too much.

If their phone numbers had been written in pen instead of lipstick, then they might not have melted off or smudged.

After that happened, the phone number became too distorted to call them back, and I missed out on a really good time with a really hot girl and her best friend.

Anyways, that line does suck and I stopped using it since wasnt my line originally, but it seems to work wonders for Gene-Simmons who told me to say that. Although his career, money, and him being super ,ultra,mega -rich might have a some contribution for that.

That was what he suggested I say, and if they have a backlog of letters that goes three years back, you will still find that letter there.

I stopped writing to him about a year and a half ago, although I dont know why.

So to answer your question more clearly instead of rambling on some more: That pick-up phrase only worked twice for me, at the grocery store, though that has not worked since.

[BrightStar]

"Probably not better than the other line, but what I say currently would be: You want to hang out and goto watch a Movie, The Beach, or we could just go wherever, and do whatever you want to do"

Keep in mind that I suck at pick-up phrases, and thats why I actually asked for help , which resulted in the phrase from the posts above.

[BrightStar]

It actually worked twice, but I stopped using that line, since that line sucks too much.

If their phone numbers had been written in pen instead of lipstick, then they might not have melted off or smudged.

After that happened, the phone number became too distorted to call them back, and I missed out on a really good time with a really hot girl and her best friend.

Anyways, that line does suck and I stopped using it since wasnt my line originally, but it seems to work wonders for Gene-Simmons who told me to say that. Although his career, money, and him being super ,ultra,mega -rich might have a some contribution for that.

That was what he suggested I say, and if they have a backlog of letters that goes three years back, you will still find that letter there.

I stopped writing to him about a year and a half ago, although I dont know why.

So to answer your question more clearly instead of rambling on some more: That pick-up phrase only worked twice for me, at the grocery store, though that has not worked since.

I am thinking of writing to him again, but dont know what to say to or ask of Gene.

[BrightStar]

It actually worked twice, but I stopped using that line, since that line sucks too much.

If their phone numbers had been written in pen instead of lipstick, then they might not have melted off or smudged.

After that happened, the phone number became too distorted to call them back, and I missed out on a really good time with a really hot girl and her best friend.

Anyways, that line does suck and I stopped using it since wasnt my line originally, but it seems to work wonders for Gene-Simmons who told me to say that. Although his career, money, and him being super ,ultra,mega -rich might have a some contribution for that.

That was what he suggested I say, and if they have a backlog of letters that goes three years back, you will still find that letter there.

I stopped writing to him about a year and a half ago, although I dont know why.

So to answer your question more clearly instead of rambling on some more: That pick-up phrase only worked twice for me, at the grocery store, though that has not worked since.

For some reason though, I doubt that Gene ever uses that line, but I wouldnt know for sure,lol.

Gene is Extremely nice in either case, and normally responds to a letter from within 24 hours to a Week, most of the time.

Ill post a request for pick-up lines to him, and then copy and paste what Gene will respond with.

[-=Asmodeus=-]

My name is Joven....But you can call me God...All the other girls I know call me that.

[Amelia G]

My name is Joven....But you can call me God...All the other girls I know call me that.

That rules. I want Forrest to put a laughing emoticon in the smilies list.

[rayvanfire]

im new here too, but you had a great idea to start a thread , and a pretty kool topic too, my favorite pick up line is kinda gay but....... NICE SHOES, WANNA FUCK

[pizzabone13]

that shoe line gets me everytime, must be the foot fetish.

[rayvanfire]

Yea My Ex Likes To Use That One On His Fans, But Thats What I Get For Dating A Drummer, (a Guy Who Would Rather Play With Wood Then Something Real)

[ForrestBlack]

That rules. I want Forrest to put a laughing emoticon in the smilies list.

Consider it done

[BrightStar]

Consider it done

I love those new Smileys! Awesome Job Forrest!

[rayvanfire]

Yea My Ex Likes To Use That One On His Fans, But Thats What I Get For Dating A Drummer, (a Guy Who Would Rather Play With Wood Then Something Real)

[BrightStar]

My favorite that a girl used on me:

"Just shut up and follow me already, you are probably going to get laid."

[rayvanfire]

forrest you are a little devil arent you

[rayvanfire]

forrest you are a little devil arent you

[-=Asmodeus=-]

If your ever in Tn you can look me up in the phone book ...Im in the yellow pages under "Sexual Tyranosaurus" ....Call me.

[koolagh]

<physical appearance 6'2", 9 inch goatee, shaved head, multiple ear piercings, tongue pierced, and labret pierced> Hi, my names Eric and would you believe I am a priest?

[Amelia G]

[QUOTE=ForrestBlack]Consider it done

QUOTE]


Forrest - you are the bestest, awesomest, coolest, most on-top-of-it guy ever! And I'm not just saying that because I went drinking with a whole lotta lawyers tonight.

[ForrestBlack]

My favorite that a girl used on me:

"Just shut up and follow me already, you are probably going to get laid."

Now that's just goddamn funny.

[Drakken]

Personal favs of mine;

"Excuse me ma'am my hands are cold, can I put them between your legs to warm them up?"

"Do you sleep on your somach?" (Wait for their reply) "Can I?"

"Hey baby, want to go halves on a **** charge?"

"That's a nice skirt, can I try it on after we have sex?"

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?"
(used on a total stranger)

"You must be one hell of a thief."
(she'll ask 'why'?)
"Because you stole my heart from across the room!"
(the cheese.. so perfect so.. lame)

I could go on forever..

[rayvanfire]

so...... do you wanna fuck or do i have to use some cheesy pick up line?

[BrightStar]

My friend said: "I want to be a pole dance, what do you think?"

I responded: " I think you should be dancing on my pole"

She Responded: "Oolala", and then she winked at me.

************

[rayvanfire]

why dont i sit on your lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

[BrightStar]

why dont i sit on your lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

Ill take that offer!

[rayvanfire]

really michael????

[BrightStar]

really michael????

Well, you are in the same state, and you seem really cool, so if you feel like making a trip to lehigh acres, then sure !

[rayvanfire]

well michael, i have what some people would call a job, and i have two of them, i really dont have more then 2 days off a week, (plus I dont have a car)

[rayvanfire]

i also dont actually "hook up" with people i dont know, meet as friends , maby, but think about it , you don t konw me and you dont know what i look like and i dont know you or any thing, see what im saying

[BrightStar]

Well, PM me and we can discuss more about each other.

feel free to ask me anything at all, and I will tell you anything you want to know.

If you wanted, you could visit on your days off maybe?

Also, I meant for us to meet as friends, since we dont know each other yet.

[-=Asmodeus=-]

Ask a lady... Do you have any Irish in you????
wait for reply
If yes....Well then do you want a lil more??
If no..... Do you want some.
Use any background or heritage...With me its Irish....

Fuck me ...I'm Irish.

[pizzabone13]

feel the love in this thread... couple more for ya

do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants.

you must've been in pearl island cuz your the bomb.

thank you, thank you very much

[rayvanfire]

feel the love in this thread... couple more for ya

do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants.

you must've been in pearl island cuz your the bomb.

thank you, thank you very much

isnt that supposed to be pearl HARBOR?????

[Jasperino]

That dress is gonna look great on my bedroom floor in the morning.
That's how I met my wife. JK