^^ thinks that tinkerbell is hot
^^ thinks that tinkerbell is hot
^^dreams of me visiting... but this time wearing nothing but a loin cloth, and a smile
^^ dreams of me in his bed, giving him a lapdance for free......also need to get me that hoodie
^^needs to learn patience... j/k... I will be ordering them soon
^^ wishes that he was here with me right now......I can't wait till it gets here
^^knows that she is right.... no worries
^^needs to know what size..
^ Is secretly an undercover agent for a Belgian government agency involved in the tracking down and destruction of sentient socks around the world, and is personally responsible for 99% of cases of odd socks in his home region.
^ is trying to blow my cover by posting things he shouldn't be posting.. I know the check was cashed, and the payment went through..
^ doesn't know about the mole that's on his tail (and should therefore see his dermatologist)
^swallows sun frequently
wants to find a way to patent sun...and thus charge for its swallowing
^currently working on a new product "Sun in the Can" but is being sued by various anti-incest communities.
^Already has a similar product "Intense Rays of Light Contained in Aluminum Packaging"...the name is not as catchy but it allows him to skirt the legal battles.
is the number one customer of the similar but not as catchy above product
^^ is number one customer at the strip clubs in Aussie
bondage clown: xl, I like my hoodies big on me
^^has transmitted the message perfectly, and not just be patient.. I am having a family crisis... so I will talk to you on monday...
^^ ok, talk to on monday I guess. Good luck with the family crisis thing
^ Recently discovered the ancient city-temple of the True Father beneath the Kalahari, and now is making desperate research to find the incantations necessary to return the Ilganwasi baKalahari to slumber lest it kill millions worldwide.
is poking the Ilganwasi baKalahari with a big stick to try and spur it on to further acts of violence
^ Is famed for having the amazing psychic ability of pyrokinesis, which he uses to impress at barbecues, parties and other social gatherings; he is also known to use this power to dispose of the bodies of his many victims that appear after he wakes from one of his 'moments' that get brought on after eating too much greasy food.
^makes dead bodies INTO greasy food
^^ likes the dead body greasy food........it tastes like KFC
^ wants to dress up like a dead body, so I can cover her with my own grease
^ Manufactures more grease in one day than most male wild boars do in a lifetime, and spends his evenings bottling it and selling it to the local oil refinery; by a lucky twist of fate, it is produced entirely from the soles of his feet, meaning that while he has to wear hollow platform boots, he nonetheless is capable of sustaining a social life.
But he's never had a foot-rub.
^^ has a fantasy of getting a full body massage by a naked, hot little gothic asian chick
(I'm asian, and I'm pretty hot too)
^^ Seems to know me personally...
...and has studied under a watchful master since the age of three, learning the mystical powers of the psininja; she can now kill a man from 50' away, upside down, with only her mind-- and is directly responsible for the assassination of 4 third-world despots.
^^ Didn't I give you one?? (just kidding, I don't really know you at all)
....likes to screw little asian chicks like me....also has a fettish with asian chicks.
^ In my dreams. Though your man'd gut me.
...recently swam around the world, the first person to do so-- and did it in under 3 days. When asked what the worst thing was, she answered 'prune fingers.
'...and arms.
'...and lips.
'...and tits.'
^ mentally pictured several options for pruned extremities while posting.
He's not my man, though I do wish.......but I'm a free agent for any takersOriginally Posted by skintwisterman
^ is trying to start an international incident, or is trying to have a mange-a-trois... which would be fun too
^^ wishes that I was his woman, wishes that his grease was all over me
^ is olding this thread for ransom and will return it for one million dollars... or one Bondage Clown, whichever we come up with first.
will gladly give over Bondage Clown in the interest of moving this thread along...would not, however, part with a single dime
^knows me all too well... though we've never met
^will eventually come to the realization that sometimes ya just gotta give up a clown for the greater good.
^Has a deep rooted hatred for clowns.
^ Dreams of one day throwing off the shackles of his borgouis clown oppressors who keep the working class down through a mixture of forced ignorance and pie-in-the-face.
^Shameless promotion of the oppressors.
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