^Wants a hug, some love, and Jack Daniels straight from the bottle.
^Wants a hug, some love, and Jack Daniels straight from the bottle.
^ Actually he want Jack to hug him, and spread some Spanish fly in all the right spots
mmm.....Jack^ needs to check his fly, then give me a special hug
^Is very lonely or horny.
^is the owner of every copy of the book "Self-Denial; How To Guide: To Hide Things From Yourself" Written By Dr. Midge Hette
(I know it was low.. but you gotta admit.. it was clever)
Would drop dead from sorrow if his "( ) " keys were not working.
is not lonley^ needs a Hug from BC, or a coffin for when dose drop dead
^ of course the keys would be be broken, and then would start typing in L33t and then all would be lost...
BC
Of course midgets could see through the l33t ,and still be kewl
Dose hug random people, how'd you know?^ has a fetish for midgits?!
^ sticks you full of holes w/ thorny hugs. watch out. (last time i bus it through SC... freakshows)
^^^Rides bicycles Without the seats...
^once had a bad experience with a seatless bike, now he promotes a new line of them with optional attachments.
^but has forgot to put the options into the warranty, and the optional attachments keep breaking.. perpetulating the capitalist movement so well, that he was nominated for "Marketeer of the Year" by all the millionaire midgets of the world.
^found himself knocked down on labour day by a banner carried by two midgets in a procession directed towards the building recognised as the main headquarters of the all too powerful corporate midget lobby
I now have the urge to call my midget ex-girlfriend
^ helped BC in the Nash Metropolitan and drove him to MA (Midgets-anonymous)Originally Posted by Eating Jacket
(skipping the notch in the thread... )
^ professed his undying love of midgets to a room full of alcoholics before realizing he was in the wrong auditorium. got a beer bottle thrown at him. (it was sneaked in).
Decided that pudding would be an adequete medium for psychic thought projection....
^has been known to lay pudding when times were tough
^got sued for copyright infringement from Bill Cosby..
BC (You shouldn't have messed with his pudding.. man)
^is free to mess with bill cosbys pudding, as he posesses certain incriminating photographs of said actor....
^makes a daily effort to conform all anti-doggy style states, into pro-doggy style states. But still dosent realize doggy style dosent actually include a doggy.
^Figured out a 'dirty sanchez' is not a person. The hard way!
^had to look up the "dirty sanchez" reference in the Sex Dictionary.. Again written by Dr. Midge Hette...
BC
(BTW TC, love the new avatar)
Enjoys Dirty sanchez with his lover
Loves films about Gay Cowboys eating pudding.
has a slight obsession with pudding...but thats ok
Prefers jello to pudding, but wants to do kinky things in both.
^doesnt need jelly OR pudding to be kinky
was the one who put the jiggler up there...
^ is super rad at sitting through a movie without needing to take a piss.
^is the first person to use "super rad" in a sentence since the movie Rad
^Has the scary ability to use "anchorman" in a sentence, and not make it sound gay.
^has written college essays about the subject of Gay anchormen and their effect on the midget society.
acts like he really likes midgets!!! but really wants to rid the earth of them lol.
^secretly enjoys the Evil 1 calorie Coke....
^Knows a faux evil coke drinker when she sees one
^Remembers the night rider when he looks up into the night sky.
^has every poster that was in teen beat from 1983 - 1987, but got mad the New kids made the front cover...
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