^Drives a Fjord truck.
^Drives a Fjord truck.
is looking a bit skinny in the face- get off the diet dude!!!
^ was caught buying wrangler jeans at kmart in hopes of looking more like *the duke* john wayne...but was also spotted trying to purchase wonder woman's golden lasso
^spoted nyar at Kmart while looking to buy sponge bob g-string and bought the last golden lasso in stock
sold the last golden lasso and the sponge bob g string
^ lucked out on the spongebob gstring and golden lasso sale
might possibly have an unlimited secret hoard of grog and bandannas.
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^ Needs to take a knife and kill this thread.
has confused Me, and should explain. **
^ is easily confused
hasnt mentioned his ship in quite a while. **
Is an etymological rebel
^is a cousin of hogzilla the mythical 1000 pound pig that measured 12 feet and had the strength of 500 men
^ one of the 500 men (seamen) that fought hogzilla and all he got for it was that stupid hook and a pint of ale
^^ used the words "pint" and "seamen" in the same sentence.
Full well knows that even though some of the others are starting hate this topic, its still better than the Marine on the Black & White Bike joke.
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^not aware that the pirates have played an April fools joke on him
one of the 8 devils of Kimon
^^Envious of all Godlike beings.
^ has bewitched me into lusting after him..*swoons*
bloody smoocher
^ Tap danced , clad only in bubble wrap while handcuffed to a lawn chair in my living room to the sound of iced tea being stirred.
^ got it on camera
^needs to return my camera
^ doesn't know I pawned it for smokes
'don't smoke..suck dick, suck tit,eat pussy, but don't smoke,don't smoke, don't smoke, don't smoke' - Allen Ginsburg
thought I would be impressed by a ginsburg quote...ok maybe I am sooo
^even more impressed by Adam Ant quotes= dont drink, dont smoke what does he do? must be something inside.
^ cool enough to bring up an Adam Ant quote
cool enought to give someone props for quoting a SHITTY adam ant song-
^ secretly loves adam ant and has him tied up in his basement ^
^ knows that Adam Ant's real name is Dr Phil .....and secretly sends him love notes every 2nd sunday of the month..
^secretly is stalking Dr. Phil
I neither smoke nor drink..so fucking what?I do tons of other shit though..Originally Posted by devil13
he was wonderful - he also said 'in order to write poetry, you have to stop writing poetry' :-)Originally Posted by CPRB
^ love sniffing worn panties...of all sizes and colors..*heh*
for me it would depend on who wore them..
picky about whose panties they're sniffing
^admitted to stealing all of my panties...
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