^ especially for Mrs Howell
^ especially for Mrs Howell
has to admit that miss howell is really hot
thinks, "snow on the roof...fire in the furnace"
is getting turned on by the thought of the grey-haired brigade
^ is returning us to the Golden Girls after these few words from his sponsors.
^ Didn't leave the bathroom for a month after seeing Cocoon
^is angry because that was his only copy, and desperately wanted to see Don Ameche's sexxxxxiness again
^forgot to bid on the unrated, uncensored DVD on Ebay... so instead, became Gwen Verdon's stalker, until she died,
^^^ smokes too much pot with me, thinks I'm sexy
^keeps backmasking subliminal messages of sexiness in the music playing
^ doesn't realize that the music is actually playing backwards.
^hears what its "really" saying when it plays backwards
Rides bicycles but only after removing the seat....
^^ thinks he's riding the pole
btw...I'm not doing anything tonight, care to fuck? *laughs*
^apparently has some time to kill before she gets fucked
^Wants to be there when she gets fucked.
^ wants the rights to the movie, and split the profits with all the midget lovers on the board
^ is a close personal friend of each and every member of the "midget board"
also has a dungeon full of midgets....frequently beats them and abuses them sexually (is there any other way?? )
^wants a midget sized "mimi me" for the midgets
^did not specify wether the desired "mini me" is "midget sized" compaired to midgets or larger people
^ trying to discover the difference between a midget midget "mini me" and a "mimi me".
^assures the rest I meant a mini -mini -me, not a mimi me
has been experimenting with gene-splicing and stem cells to try and create a mini mini me
^^still trying to figure out if mini mini me has a tits or a dick, it's hard to decide
^ give mini-mini me's out for holiday, but requests that they only be used for mundane duties, all of the back-room duties she wants to perform herself..
^^ secretly wishes that I'd do the duties to him
btw, get my phone # from me some time, or you can just IM me.....we can get the harley thing figured out some time. my aim sn is: sexichicka4450 I'm on most of the day, send me a message some time.
^is pimpin herself out
^^ wants another outfit from lip service (which is by the way, the best place ever)
^apparently likes "lip service" a great deal
Got her mini mini me wet and now they are taking over the town.
^ referenced a movie I've seen far too many times
^is his leading competitor for the title belt.
^ Current champ defending his title
^Taught "The Rock" about what he smells
^ knows his role
^Has a username that I always hear Adam Corolla saying in my head.
^an unfortunate gal who has Adam Corolla in her head.
instead likes to keep adam corolla chained in the closet
secretly wants to bang jimmy kimmel..........'s girlfriend
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