^LOVES the leftovers in the pool after noodle wrestlingOriginally Posted by Spaceman Spiff
^LOVES the leftovers in the pool after noodle wrestlingOriginally Posted by Spaceman Spiff
^ likes to get her jollys from snuggling up to the hot tub jets.
doesnt wear clown makeup
^does wear clown makeup
^Likes her men wearing clown makeup
^pulled a Virgil and lead this thread safely out of the underworld so that we could keep it going
went to the underworld for bruch 10 min ago
^is making a special trip there to pick up some of the underworld's famous devil's food cake...they now have take out.
^wishes he had a boy and a tiger of his own
^Wants to be put in a vinyl skirt.
^currently sporting only a pair of G-Unit sneakers and fifty pounds of bling
^Idolizes the Great Milenko
^ plays pachinko with Midgets at the local gas and go...
^*slaps Bondage clown down* But not fast enough
Dated a lezbian midget for over a year, sex was interesting?!
^got kicked out of school at a young age, becasue all he saw were malformed nipples (but they were really a travelling Safe-Sex midget troupe), and didn't know what to do with them
Has the annoying habit of using disclaimers after his posts
(if you know what I mean)
^doesnt feel the need to use disclaimers after HIS posts, and knows what i mean
^ Really doesn't know the meaning, but enjoys the intrigue
^Is compiling all of Marcus' disclaimers into a bizzare movie script.
^seems like he just phoned that one in
-Spaceman Spiff (look I can do it too...OK its not as clever when I do it...fine...you win, make your precious disclaimers and entertain us all)
^is currently working on a hybrid race of robot-zombies for his army of the "undead-but-ever-so-shiny"
^once had a hybrid of a corned beef sandwich and a monkey,
he named it King Ruben.
^ failed history so bad that the teacher not only made him repeat it, but had him relive it - Bondage Clown (Time traveling midgets will do anything for a peice of history... 1 trillion points to whomever guess the movie)
^recently wrote an apology letter to Lil' John for overusing Yeeeaaaahhhhh!!! and Whhhhaaattttt!!!
(BC ~ Is the movie Time Bandits?)
^is nearly done building his army, and once he is officially inducted into the evil genius hall of fame, plans to date a (fetish) supermodel......
....and her sister
^ Unfortuanetely, because the evil plans were known... It was foiled... now is a short-order cook in Alice's Restaurant
(Spaceman Spiff --- You RULE.... with midgets by your side.. ) BC
^is going to help me build a secret second army using "shovels and rakes and implements of destruction"...oh yeah, and midgets.
(One trillion points...*raises arms in celebration of victory*...*looks around, then cabbage-patches for a moment*)
^wondered around his secret-army base for the ticket counter to redeem his points, and found out that all he could get was a golf-pencil chewed on by a midget...
(Don't forget the Duct Tape, Baleen Wire, and chewing gum... Gotta Mcgyver it right you know.)
^Is so skinny he has to run around in the shower to get wet.
^chases him around in the shower to make sure he dosen't miss any spots
^Is the the shower... that is how he knows... but on a side note, one would wonder who picks up the soap after it is dropped?
^first to volunter to pick it up
does not go to coven 13 anymore ??
sorry guys fucked up tired ooops mike 9must have been on wrong page )not with it today here we go but it slips through his white fingers
^ One day wil realize that some disclaimer are not meant to be spoken...
^has sadly become one of the voices in my head, but is no match for the pervious inhabitants...who will no doubt tear him to shreads.Originally Posted by Marcus Ravenheart
^through it all, still to this day..remains "spiffy"
^ needs a hug some love and a BEER
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