A: Santa is amassing an army of Elves which are really Hobbits, and plans to send them out on a World Domination Attempt, using the shocking method of Panda Molestation, and Turkey Sodomization.
B: Old McDonald had a farm, and on his farm he had planted 35,000 acres of Weed, and planned to set it on fire, to give the town a buzz, so that he could go into City Hall, and kidnap the mayor, and host a parade in the Honor of Captain Planet, so that he would make his other crops grow, and thus produce enough food to feed the world so that he could win the Nobel Peace Prize, and then trade it for a bottle of scotch.
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