breaking news

[Morning Glory]

just so you know.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Hahahahahahaha

[Skavian]

Ellis is sure gonna be pissed about that one.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

It'll be good for the man. Builds character.

[Ellis]

Here's the funny thing. You say "good for him character" when in realityyou mean "chainsaw". Learn to communitacte with more clarity.
My other hand tells me this;
Robots must pay.

[Tequila Zaire]

It has begun...

Time to start killing off my fellow fleshbags in hopes the robot gods will give me a robot body to call my own and thus kill MORE humans.

[Ellis]

You and I TZ... well meet on the battlefeild.

[Tequila Zaire]

You and I TZ... well meet on the battlefeild.

I'm always looking to add to my bodycount.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Waaaaaaaaaait.


So...when you guys kill eachother, can I have all your money? And properties?

[Skavian]

Ellis doesn't own anything. The things he owns are at my house for the most part anyways. And besides that, I am a Robot Fighter as well (but not like that fuck Magnus. I hate that bitch). No way I would let Ellis tangle with some KillZ0rz 9000 alone.

[Tequila Zaire]

Ellis doesn't own anything. The things he owns are at my house for the most part anyways. And besides that, I am a Robot Fighter as well (but not like that fuck Magnus. I hate that bitch). No way I would let Ellis tangle with some KillZ0rz 9000 alone.

You're just jealous he looks so good in that lil tunic/skirt thing.

[Tequila Zaire]

Waaaaaaaaaait.


So...when you guys kill eachother, can I have all your money? And properties?

I will not die...I will simply be put back together and rebuilt stronger than before.

With chainsaw hands this time...and some sort of flamethrower.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

I will not die...I will simply be put back together and rebuilt stronger than before.

With chainsaw hands this time...and some sort of flamethrower.

With the strength of 8 gorillas?

[Tequila Zaire]

With the strength of 8 gorillas?

At least...and they will all be on MLB approved steroids. I want them on the GOOD stuff.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

At least...and they will all be on MLB approved steroids. I want them on the GOOD stuff.

And if we give you the dexterity of a ninja, the charisma of Johnny Depp, and the party antics of a pirate...

Well, I'd say you'd be set.

[Tequila Zaire]

And if we give you the dexterity of a ninja, the charisma of Johnny Depp, and the party antics of a pirate...

Well, I'd say you'd be set.

I'd need a cool robot name though...I'll get some japanese guys to think one up. They always give robots cool names.

I want one as cool as Mazinger Z.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Ooo, yes, I'll have to get to work on that right away.

[Morning Glory]

but how will you get into valhalla like that?

[Tequila Zaire]

but how will you get into valhalla like that?

Robot Valhala is so much cooler...has neon lights.

[OliX]

yeah... and robot pig for new circuits every night

[Smudge Doll]

awwww such a great pic

[KilLAtomiK]

awesome the robot revolution has begun, i support our new iron clad rulers because we have an agreement stating that the seas belong to me . Robots cant swim after all. btw TZ why dont you just steal a robot name from those japanimation films the kids watch Giant Robo is the coolest one i think

[Skavian]

The Robopocalypse will be stopped by Ellis and I. The R0B0V3RL0RD will be conquered by a double-team dropkick that will send it hurtling into a time-space anomaly with a nuclear device strapped to its chest, which will in fact cause the start of life on earth. I realize the Robopocalypse is a necessary and unavoidable event. But I also know all robots will be pwned.

[funkatron]

I for one welcome out new...

you know the rest.