So apparently Britney Spears was buying herself a puppy. Her mom is driving because Britney's knee is injured. So she comes out of the pet store and is mobbed by photographers. She's not really wearing makeup and her hair is not washed and she is basically put together the way I am when I go for a latte in the middle of a project. Only I don't have to deal with a zillion freaks trying to immortalize me at my frumpiest.
So anyway, their car is surrounded by papparazzi and Britney's mother drives their vehicle over one of the tabloid photogs shooting from the middle of the street. There are people talking like Britney sure is a big jerk because this accident happened.
Did I mention that the blonde pop singer with the cute puppy was spending quality time with her mommy and they ran over some fucker who probably deserved it. I find this morbidly hysterical. Is finding this funny punk or gothic?
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