argh! song lyrics

[Morning Glory]

anyone else ever get song lyrics stuck in thier head from random songs that they had'nt even listened to in a reasonable length of time?

plus, whenever I have some shit that I know, but that I don't remember,it drives me nuts until I find out what it is.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Yes. Oh gawd, yes. Sometimes I'll be humming something, and not remember the words, so it'll be like a record on skip inside my head. And it can't stop skipping until I find out what they are.

[Morning Glory]

yeah one time i spent like a week trying to figure out the name of the movie in the 80's with the tiny robots and the people in the tenament housing building. by the way, it's "batteries not included"

[cheinara wraithwalker]

It took me forever to figure out what the TV show I watched back in the day was with the little people that lived in the forest, and one was a doctore with a pet fox named "Swift".

It's David the Gnome, btw. One of the coolest shows ever.

[Morning Glory]

yeah, that show rocked

[Morning Glory]

yay I figured out that song I had stuck in my head, by the way, it was Zegota- Bike song. sweet, it only was like the 8th song I listened to.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

I just noticed I spelled doctor with an e. Anyway, YAY! We're the only two posting.

Let's sing a song.

[Morning Glory]

what song?

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Nope, you pick! I suggested it!

[Morning Glory]

I don't know any songs about ninjas

[cheinara wraithwalker]

In the time of samurai I was a ninja
wasabi in my veins and a burger to deliver
with the plastic chopsticks, the french fries count as vegetables
dogs and cats I hate 'em, but most of all the pit bulls
kill the samurai and put 'em in the ground
ninja-to wavin' with shuriken flyin' all around
geisha's in Chiba with the Hello Kitty
got a couple of nun-chuks, sleep on tatami

(music change)

samurai came sayin' I'm insane to be stayin'
with a fast food joint that treats me like dirt
don't believe every ninja you see
you get your good ninja, your bad ninja and ninja like me

(music change)

so shave your face with a tanto in the dark
waitin' to deliver food outside where the car's parked

Hai. Cut it.

Sooooooooooy,
not hamburger...
I'm a ninja baby, that's why you can't see me.

(double-barrelled blowgun)

Soy, not hamburger
I'm from Ninja Burger, there's no way you can kill me.

Samurai evil storm the daimyo's compound
banners all wavin' with a phony ass purpose
'cuz one's got a waki and the other's got a zashi
one's got a roll, and the other's got the burger

(music change)

watch the ronin die as the ninja mow 'em down
their daimyo's head in the french fry maker
he cut himself with his katana
when he saw his soldiers dying, hangin' from the ninja ropes

(music change)

you can't try to beat the Ninja way
take the cash, delivery in under thirty, never late
every time, or the ninja's dead, fallin on his sword
committin' seppuku for failure

Soy, not hamburger
I'm a ninja baby, that's why you can't see me.

(gettin' baka with the ***-zu)

Soy, not hamburger
I'm from Ninja Burger, there's no way you can kill me.

(drive-by hara-kiri)

drum beat

(da yo ne)
soooooooyy....

(backwards masking)

VO (just before into chorus)
(I'm a deliverator, I'm a ninja; someone's gonna die, I can feel it)

Soy, not hamburger
I'm a ninja baby, that's why you can't see me.

(Namba shichotto)

Soy, not hamburger
I'm from Ninja Burger, there's no way you can kill me.

Soy, not hamburger
I'm a ninja baby, that's why you can't see me.

(Domo arigato, baby)

Soy, not hamburger
I'm from Ninja Burger, there's no way you can kill me.

VO
(Mou kutta ka?)

...

To the tune of Beck's famous "Loser" song.

[Morning Glory]

whoa. who wrote that one?

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Actually, I don't know. But I find it funny. The Artist's name is never mentioned.

[Morning Glory]

wierd al?

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Maybe!

[Morning Glory]

hm. the most ninja song I can think of is the real shit hiphop crack rock steady beat:

So ya wanna be a cop? so ya wanna be on the top?
Arrestin and shootin all the kids on the block
Incarcerate the youth of the next generation
And you get the high fives at the po lice station

So ya wanna wear blue? and prey on the people?
Rise above the constitution, where all men are equal
You beat down the poor and the working-class core
You're a class-tradin motherfuckin rich man's whore

And it's a thin blue line between the love and the hate
And if you so choose ta cross it, you're a nazi fer the state
Yer in injustice will crush us, the precious, the few
So ya wanna be a killer for the red white and blue?

You're a bitch to the crown, keep your own people down
There's nothing to protect when you uphold the sect
From yer own damn brothas ya got no respect
But the killing won't stop when you become a cop

We're gettin madder and it aint gonna stop
It's an uphill battle all the way until we reach the top
You've got an answer in yer holster and a question to kill
You got a vision for society, and it's yer will

Even the summer sun can't bring this situation light
You got the upper hand in a war when you take away our arms
And our means to fight

So ya wanna be a cop? yer wicked guns going pop
After 41 shots, yer grinnin in the donut shop
yer sickening behavior regulates this society
and musters all the sickness and hatred around me

So you wanna wear blue? well, yer just the type
Got a chip on yer shoulder and an itch toward a gripe
You're standing on a raft in an ocean of blood
But you're doin the killing, and yer causin the flood

Yo, How can we tolerate this mad abuse of power?
You think a cop is never psycho till he stabs you in the shower
Choking V, Morning G, LOC
We never stop, and you're death'll be sweet if ya wanna be a cop!

They say the sea is green and the sky is blue
Well, that's about right, cuz we're below you
You cop an extra attitude when you come down my block
So you wanna be a cop?

You're getting madder and we're going insane
You can't stop the violence by using the same
You hated your father, so you joined the Force
And that's exactly what you learn how to do, is force

[karamae]

The worst is when I get songs from commercials stuck in my head!
"You need insurance for your car
accidents, tickets, doesnt matter who you are..."

[Morning Glory]

u know those geico commercials that act like other commercials, but they are really for geico like the one where they are like super bondo glu will glue everything, but it won't save you money on car issurance. get geico!
well now whenever I see a cheasy ass commercial i'm always like switch over to geico! one day i'm going to wake up and every single commericial on tv is for geico, just you wait and see.

[karamae]

I don't really watch much TV, but I saw a Geico commercial for a fake reality show called "Tiny House," that I thought was real.

[Morning Glory]

haha. yeah

[Morning Glory]

I couldn't get to sleep at all last night, so I went and checked out the FBI website. They said Earth First! is a terrorist organisation. I guess your'e either in favor of the Earth or the Nation. They said if you try to stop violence agaisnt the land then you are engaged in domestic terrorism. But if your company clears 95% of the trees from the face of the earth, then you are engaged in Righteous and Holy production. I preceeded on down the list, it said that the American Indian Movement is terrorist. It said that they might become a big problem, cuz we only killed 99% of them, and we heard a few might have guns.

[hewhoisagod]

I have the first lines Tenacious D's Kielbasa "I love you baby but all I can think about is kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm"

then I also have White Lines by Grandmaster Flash in my head too

[KilLAtomiK]

i had a britney spears song stuck in my head for like 2 days after hearing it in in a stores radio while i was shoe shoppping

[Lady Alias]

i had a britney spears song stuck in my head for like 2 days after hearing it in in a stores radio while i was shoe shoppping

It makes it all the more entertaining, coming from a pirate.

[KilLAtomiK]

It makes it all the more entertaining, coming from a pirate.

meh i got nothin to hide