the funniest thing I've heard today

[Morning Glory]

"You're lucky you live in America, if this was some other country, like Iraq, you couldn't get away with that shit."
- some redneck, in response to the burning of an American flag


haha. now post something hilarious/stupid or ironic that you've heard someone say recently.

[TheQuietPlace]

"two pies in his face" - my dad. He was talking about how funny it'd be If this guy at Shari's fell, and had both pies hit him in his face. hahaaha all I thought was "pie diving" hahahaha sorry I have a dirty mind.

[Morning Glory]

what's shari's?

[TheQuietPlace]

Its like a smaller version of dennys.