Life's little choices

[Evilbink]

Play along...

Would you rather be pissed off, or pissed on? literally

I already spend too much of my time pissed off, so i'm considering going with being pissed on. At least you feel better after a shower.

[Kidthorazine]

pissed off

[Toe Cutter]

Me too. pissed off

[KilLAtomiK]

im with these two^^

[bloodymassacre]

im going with the crowd on this one definetaly pissed off

[tinstar]

I joined this thread specifically to say that I think Toe Cutter's avatar is absolutely scary...

Oh yeah... Pissed off.... It doesn't make you smell funny...

[Morning Glory]

you're right evil blink, i'd definatly rather be pissed on. you can just take a shower. it's much harder to recover from being pissed off.

[Ichigo]

I'd rather be pissed on, because the past week and a half I've been learning way too much about the dangers of anger from my Tibetan Buddhist philosophy class so it's sort of been ingrained into my head not to be angry.

[devil13]

that reminded me of this joke:
A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle
laying in the street. Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican
is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish,
anything you want."

The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila." Finally
the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me piss
tequila."

The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home he gets a glass
out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear.
Looks like tequila. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So, he
takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted. The Mexican
yells to his wife, "Consuela, Consuela, come quickly!" She comes running
down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and
pisses into it. He tells her to drink it. Consuela is reluctant but goes
ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two
drink and party all night.

The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get
two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The
result is the same, the tequila is excellent and the couple drinks until the
sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his wife,
"Consuela grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink tequila." His
wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Mexican
begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But
Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"

Pancho raised the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from
the bottle!!"

TEQUILA!

[TheDeathKnight]

Hahahaha!

[One Eyed Cat]

I've deliberately practiced being "pissed on". 9 times out of 10 it is just a matter of perception. You just come to feel sorry for the people who fuck with you.

OEC