The Young Ones

[eat-my-stockings]

Does anyone else share the mindset that The Young Ones may very well be one of the greatest masterpieces ever shown on television?

[ForrestBlack]

It's very simple. I was playing "Murder in the Dark" in the cellar, and I was getting really bored. So I thought, I know, I'll crack the floor with my head. And when I did, this huge spill of oil came out!

[Amelia G]

Hey girls, look how many push-ups I can do!

[Amelia G]

I adored Vyvyan in case that wasn't obvious from my previous post. I'm going to go hunt down Young Ones quotes now. I so totally LOVE that show. I only wish they had made more episodes.

[Amelia G]

Vyvyan: This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.

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Vyvyan: The person who drinks it will become an axe-wielding homicidal maniac, it's a cure really... for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.

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Vyvyan: Do you think ants go to discos?
Mike: Vyvyan, it is proved that ants are highly intelligent, with a well-ordered society. The last thing they'd go to would be discos.

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Neil: That's funny. I don't remember ramming a skewer into my head.

[devil13]

[incog]

Don't forget

Vyvyan: What we need is a large consignment of very hard drugs.

Rick: Do you lot know "Summer Holiday" by Cliff Richard?
Suggs (lead singer of Madness): You hum it... I'll smash your face in.

[devil13]

"Tomorrow everyone in England will be free, and there will be no more social prejudice or hatred. GET UP NEIL, I HATE YOU !!!!!!!"

[eat-my-stockings]

Vyvyan's my absolute hero...he's fucking legendary!

[eat-my-stockings]

Greatest Invention Ever...THE YOUNG ONES ON DVD!!

[Evilbink]

Huge fan myself....I watch them nearly every weekend (DVD)

"Right!.. hands up.. who like's rick"
<--hands down

[devil13]

Vyvyan: When my hampster finds out you nicked his carrots he's gonna kill you, Neil.
Neil: Oh was it SPG's? I didn't know he ate carrots.
Vyvyan: He doesn't eat carrots, Neil, he sticks 'em down his underpants to impress the girls.

[devil13]

(Vyv thrashes Rik with a plank while Madness play outside)
Neil: I hope Mike comes back with the cure.
Vyv: No Neil, it's Madness this week.

[mycotropic]

It was all about The Damned playing in the bathroom. Nothing on TV was ever better than that. Ever.

[Thurbane316]

The Young Ones was good, but personally I preferred the Dangerous Brothers, Bottom and Filthy Rich & Catflap...

[eat-my-stockings]

That's just typical. Five minutes before the most important party of my life and half the house is destroyed by a ginat sandwich. RICK

[eat-my-stockings]

MIKE, YOU BASTARD! Why didn't you buy a license? I can't go to prison! I'm too pretty! I'll get *****!
Oh, God! Oh, God, I've killed a hippie! I've killed a hippie, and now I'll have to pay. Oh, God. Vyvyan's bound to tell on me, and I'll get sent to prison and ***** in the shower by Mr. Big who's in with the wardens.

RICK

[Mr Karl]

my mother just loves them