So as I get my film project to the higher echelons of showbiz stardom, I have noticed that it seems to have more effect when I just name drop the superstar names!! I don't even bother talking about the smaller directors and actors, because no one cares about them!! HAH!
I have never had so much fun in my whole life. Having a hot project is so fun and easy, compared to being a flop my whole life and trying to shop projects that NO ONE wanted... But this is so fun and easy...
And I have been shopping projects for so long that I have actually learned HOW TO DO IT...
And I am learning to say pretentious Hollywood things and be just as phony as the agents!!!
But I TRULY believe that the spirits of Rudolph Valentino and Ismail Merchant are helping me. Whenever I try to send a letter to the WRONG person, Rudolph Valentino's framed photo drops into the garbage can or falls to the floor.
Oh, and when I try to print out a letter to the WRONG person, the printer wrinkles the paper and it won't print.
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