advice for me on asking out hot chicas

[Evilbink]

c.h.u.d stands for
cannibalistic
humanoid
underground
dweller

\ chuds are military experiments that went awry. they basically are kind of like a souped up zombie.

That was just the common misconception through the movie. At the end you get the scene with the toxic waste drums and the sign that says:
C = chemical
H = hazzardous
U = underground
D = dumping

They were the missing homeless people mutated by the toxic waste in the sewers.

[malcolm]

yet the title of the film is cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller. have the movie poster on file. thats what it says. who cares? the first one was the only good one of the series anyway, the second one sucked. lol
"yum yum eat em up!" what the fuck was that? the little rascals got turne dinto zombis?

[suicidal_tendencies]

just be yourself sexy, and you'll have women throwing themselves at you in no time. *winks*

[malcolm]

im feelin hella good! anyone else know anything about energy dispersion? or believe in powers? the best way to explain this, I feel like my whole body is tingling on the inside with warm energy rather than just stones. I feel like im made out of light right now, like i can do anything, and all I have to do is reach out and take it. I like being me. lol wooooooo! yeah baby! its hot! lol

[TheDeathKnight]

Awesome!

[malcolm]

hows that bite your snapple baby! yeh! woooooooooooooooooo! ya godam right dk!

[One Eyed Cat]

I know Im a sappy-sick whiny little bitch of a man. lol but I was wondering is ther any advice on asking out hot atractive women that workls you all can give me?

see, i have this problkem around attractive women, I freeze up-clam up and just stutter. Im a riot to watch at a strip club.

I think it has to do with the fact I've never been good around women (30 plus bad relationships and counting)and Ive always been one to settle for whomever will take me because I dont think im attractive enough to be with a pretty woman. (I think im ugly)

my agent says he's gonna help me work on that by getting me some shoots with hot women and thats all good but are there any advice out there by some of yall that works? asides from be yourself because I am a little too odd for todays taste

I just start talking to em about any mutual interests we may have. It's silly to be intimidated or flattering a lot of times. They're just people. Just find out what interests they have, common ground. Don't worry about whether they're gonna like you in that way.

OEC

[pagan]

im feelin hella good! anyone else know anything about energy dispersion? or believe in powers? the best way to explain this, I feel like my whole body is tingling on the inside with warm energy rather than just stones. I feel like im made out of light right now, like i can do anything, and all I have to do is reach out and take it. I like being me. lol wooooooo! yeah baby! its hot! lol

congrats on feeling good. I like being me as well. Life is good.

[malcolm]

you damn right pagan baby! yeah! woooooooooo!

[Ryuken-Kai]

hehehe you sound happy hehehe...I know the feeling

[malcolm]

you damn right baby! the other night I was on my nightly constitutional(i walka round at night-sunlight kills my eyes) and some jackasses started hooping and hollering out the window so I started hooping and hollering back-told em to stop the car come back cuz I was gonna kick their asses. they didnt chicken shits. it feels good to have power. "I've always wanted power"<doctor doom.

[devil13]

with power comes great resposability my young padawon.

[malcolm]

Im more of a lord.....as in lord boayl doo?(lord black rose) lol....bdsm joke.
sorry, I just watched the ff. (fantastic four) and had that quote stuck in my head. they really screwed up doctor doom but the rest of the story was pretty close to the comic and it was damn good.

[Hellmo]

I know Im a sappy-sick whiny little bitch of a man. lol but I was wondering is ther any advice on asking out hot atractive women that workls you all can give me?

see, i have this problkem around attractive women, I freeze up-clam up and just stutter. Im a riot to watch at a strip club.

I think it has to do with the fact I've never been good around women (30 plus bad relationships and counting)and Ive always been one to settle for whomever will take me because I dont think im attractive enough to be with a pretty woman. (I think im ugly)

my agent says he's gonna help me work on that by getting me some shoots with hot women and thats all good but are there any advice out there by some of yall that works? asides from be yourself because I am a little too odd for todays taste

if im out at a club i just try the confident approach, i dont mix my words
"hey your pretty damn nice, fancy hooking up afterwards?"
honesty is always the best policy

[malcolm]

word.

[Camby Savelle]

so a little late, and that's cool about the CHUD thing.

Heres your answer, go to a gay bar. (Yea you're probably like WTF, but you'll be suprised how many women actually go to those things just to escape the ridecule of being barbarded by men at a normal bar)

[suicidal_tendencies]

i love gay bars. *so many of my guy friends are gay* that would really be your best bet, lots of us chicas like to get out with our girls *and our gay friends* and get away from the sleazy pick up lines from the 1/2 drunks losers at the bar. plus if you go, think how many chicks will think youre "so not like anyone theyve ever met" *good thing*

[malcolm]

I usually do frequent gay bars when im in town. the most common one is hamburger marys. I like the atmosphere to em too. noone ever trys to start shit with me in em. course I cant stand in your face homos either....lot of those out hee. im all cool with a persons sexualit but i cant stand people who throw it in your face.

[Mr Karl]

I'm not exactly sure what you mean by 'hot chicas' . Of course I'm insane so my standards are pretty bizarre

[malcolm]

hot attractive make your dick melt just by being wihtin a five foot radius of their view in your pants chicks. fair enough explanation?

[Mr Karl]

oh

[malcolm]

yknow like eliza dushku,dana dark,....hot chicas. lol

[TheDeathKnight]

See, that's what I'm talking about...

It's not like you're ugly or anything, but chicks that are that hot, aren't usually interested in regular guys, and that's why you're going to end up dissapointed in the results of your attempts.

Yes, confidence can help with all females, but you also have to pick your battles wisely.

Chicks like that go out with guys with big careers, celebrity status, tons of money, rock stars, tv stars, male models, etc, etc, etc...

There are exceptions, but in general, those girls can get anyone they want...

Just keep that in mind...

Nothing wrong with aiming high.
Just don't get bummed out when you crash and burn.

Like I said before, I used to do the exact same thing.
I had confidence, and would go up to the hottest girls in clubs, etc...
And very, very, very rarely got anywhere for my efforts.
I hooked up with one of those really hot model chicks once,
and she sucked in bed, and it was not even worth it.
It's not like I was ugly or lacked confidence.
It's just that those girls had even better guys to choose from.
They were going home with male models who were driving Ferraris.
They did not want to be bothered by "regular" guys.

[Morning Glory]

i'd say just be honest. peopel go through so much bullshit, but like if you have to lie to someone and put on an act, is that really the best way to start a healthy relationship? not really because then you can never trust each other. I'm just straight up front about what I want and what my intentions are, I don't play this he-said she-said bullshit, if I like a girl i'll just be like "hey, ya know, I like you. want to go on a date?" does it always work? eh.. not really. but at least it doesn't get my hopes out and set me up for dissapointment. you just have to be confindent, if I bitch doesn't like you for who you are and where you are coming from, it may feel shitty to get shot down but after a while you'll know you were better off not being with someone like that.

[Morning Glory]

PS. i've met eliza duskhu, she seems nice. maybe she has a thing for shy guys? i dunno. you should go for it.

[Tequila Zaire]

yknow like eliza dushku,dana dark,....hot chicas. lol

Dana Dark...indeed hot.

Eliza Dushku...dunno about hot...mildly warm maybe but not hot.

Maybe that's what you need to do...fool yourself into seeing these women as not hot...go up to them as you would one you think is ugly or an old friend...ignore their looks untill you get your foot in the door as it where.

Honestly is a great virture but pointless in dating...their needs to be a bit of a game going on for it to be fun...the worst thing I've seen people do is date for the hope of a relationship. It's like women who look for men as husbands all the time...you need to start low and build to that level...not every woman you meet is meant to be your long term commited girlfriend of future wife...some are your weekly flings, your one night whore, or simply a friend with benefits.

Honesty is best placed on the realtionship not in showing all your flaws for the sake of knowing what one is getting into...the mystery of a woman and a man is part of the fun in dating after all.

[malcolm]

to be blunt-the nightly whoe option doesnt sound so bad. lol
and no dude,,,,,IM not your average guy. if you meet me-youll know what im talking about. im very off the beaten path. lol

[TheDeathKnight]

Well, good luck to ya then...

[Evilbink]

I know Im a sappy-sick whiny little bitch of a man. lol But I was wondering is ther any advice on asking out hot attractive women that works you all can give me?

Don't bother with the hotties. Get yourself a stable of average gals and consider yourself lucky. A bird in the hand is never better than a stable full of bush.

Quantity Over Quality

[malcolm]

im not settling anymore. im hot baby! woo! and I know there's some hottness out there wanting this hottness to get all cross hottenized. lol
try saying that three times fast.

[Evilbink]

It's good to see that there are still some humble people in the world

[Toe Cutter]

Don't bother with the hotties. Get yourself a stable of average gals and consider yourself lucky. A bird in the hand is never better than a stable full of bush.

Quantity Over Quality

Yeah, totally! You could go even further in the other direction and pick-up some morbidly obiese ladies. You could be the stable master, and if they split it's not like you'd be getting your heart broken again, right?

[malcolm]

lol. not gonna happen. cant stay hard for homos or fat women.