Hello, I'm new here. Just wanted to say hi! and give everyone a chance to ask all the questions they want! ^^
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Hello, I'm new here. Just wanted to say hi! and give everyone a chance to ask all the questions they want! ^^
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Ahoy welcome aboard and enjoy your stay, my Question is ,wich is better Gummi bears or Gummi Worms?![]()
no way bears are more fun, i like to have them in my gumi POW camp and exectute then via guillotine
hello. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Welcome to Blue Blood.
Worms ^^ cuz i can think of more kinky stuff to do with them![]()
devil13: oh... i should know this one ><; lol
'lo. And I prefer gummy bears. I like having race wars with them. The yellow ones marching triumphant behind a line of reds, prodding them occasionally, tossing them in my gaping maw until their filth is wiped from the desk.
As for a question: lollipops with gum in the middle. Are they worth the effort?
if you have ever seen Monty Pythons the Holy Grail, you would know the answer.Originally Posted by Winterborne
Lotus: no. i almost never get to the center, when i do, *shrugs* not worth it. i've got ADD or something... i get bored too easy ^^
devil13: i HAVE... o.O it's been a while... and i've slept since then O.o
guess i should go pull out my hubby's collector's addition to find the answer ^^ MOVIE NIGHT!!!
Gummi Bears. You're all a bunch of heathens.
Originally Posted by devil13
African, or European?
hi. and I prefer neither-will stick with the blue raspberry sour rope straws. you can bite the ends of em and use me as an actual straw. lol
just like a skurvey ninja to ruin it.Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
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Damn, came late and ya beat me too it !!Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
Damn Ninja's
Oh yeah Welcome and enjoy................(never trust a Ninja)
crap i think i just started a Bears vs worms thing now
worms by far....mmmm worms
bears all the way... man, now i want some... hehe
IS monty python being quoted in this thread?????.....
you guys are the shit!!.....
welcome to the ol'blood,Winter.....
Originally Posted by devil13
You're both fired.Originally Posted by Evilbink
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Out done by a ninja, and a fem one too boot !!![]()
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noOriginally Posted by killerkat
KING ARTHUR: Whoa there!
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #1: Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!
SOLDIER #1: Pull the other one!
ARTHUR: I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the
length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my
court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER #1: What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
SOLDIER #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
SOLDIER #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em
together.
ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land,
through the kingdom of Mercea, through--
SOLDIER #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR: We found them.
SOLDIER #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
SOLDIER #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the
plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to
our land?
SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question
of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur
from the Court of Camelot is here.
SOLDIER #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs
to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
SOLDIER #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow.
That's my point.
SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
SOLDIER #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah...
SOLDIER #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
SOLDIER #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
SOLDIER #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
SOLDIER #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
SOLDIER #2: Well, why not?
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"Blessed are the Cheesemakers."
Better keep listening...might be a bit about "Blessed are the big noses."
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