Make No mistake...

[CarnalxKiss]

Hey this is just something i thought was witty...Hope you all enjoy as much as i did...makes alot of sense! lol


WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United State s is abrogating the NAFTA
treaty - starting now.


We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."


Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.



God bless America. Thank you and good night.


If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.

[LowKey]

[cheshire centauri]

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world.

this bit is fucking hilarious...

[One Eyed Cat]

As long as he mentions Ukraine as being in that shithole and severs trade relations with China: sounds good to me

OEC

[Morning Glory]

who said this?
really, I want to hit that person very hard until they don't get back up again.
let me start by saying for every person that has family members that live in france and canada- Fuck You carnal kiss for posting this shit, how dare you say that anyone deserves to be atatcked by terrorists, that is not only an insult to the people that I just mentioned, but an insult to every single innocent victim in new york london and countless other places. you should be the one that get's blown up by terrorists.

[killerkat]

i also really don't like this....



and i'm not even staying in this bullshit countrymuch longer......

[One Eyed Cat]

I took it as a joke personally. Obviously, noone should be bombed. We're fucking our own workers economically tho.

OEC

[Kidthorazine]

I agree with a few things said there about how we need to focus on our own problems but most of that was utter bullshit.

[Lady Alias]

No, it does not make a lot of sense. It sounds rather unintelligent, like something that would come out of Bush's mouth.

[CarnalxKiss]

Morning Glory..Thanks for the Fuck you....and in abundance...i return it...I posted this...to see the opinions..not to agree or disagree...I enjoyed it...some of you will not..that is what freedom of opinion is all about..but to say fuck you..because i posted something...is a bit childish...I dont say fuck you because you disagree...point in case....grow up..I once again..did NOT write this...i merely posted it...to share...bad or good...thats for your own self to decide..

[CarnalxKiss]

No, it does not make a lot of sense. It sounds rather unintelligent, like something that would come out of Bush's mouth.

I personally dont know who wrote this hun..it was fwd..via email...but i dont think it would be from a Bush supporter. it goes almost against everything he stands for..