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    Mike (The Headless Chicken) (1945 – 1947) was a Wyandotte rooster that lived for 18 months after his head had been cut off.

    "Mike, Mike - where's your head? Even without it you're not dead!"

    The bizarre creature emerges
    On Monday September 10, 1945, the until then obscure farmer Lloyd Olson of Fruita, Colorado had his mother-in-law round for supper and was sent out to the yard by his wife to bring back a chicken; unfortunately Olson trying to pander to his mother-in-law's liking for chicken necks failed to completely decapitate the five-and-a-half month old bird, leaving one ear and most of the brain stem intact. We do not know what the Olsons finally ate that night, except that it was not Mike casserole.

    Not quite sure what to do with his by now loose head, on the first night after the decapitation Mike slept with it under his wing; it was this touching tenacity to life and the now redundant organ that convinced Olson to reprieve Mike from the cooking pot.

    Despite Olson's bodged handiwork, the by-now-headless Mike was still able to balance on a perch and walk clumsily; he even attempted to preen and crow (apparently not noticing that neither activity could be accomplished properly without a head)! After the bird did not die, a surprised and no doubt guilty Mr. Olson decided to continue to care permanently for Mike, feeding him a mixture of milk and water via an eyedropper; he was also fed small grains of corn. Despite all this, the unfortunate Mike occasionally choked on his own mucus, which the Olson family would clear using a syringe.

    When used to his new and unusual centre of balance Mike could easily get himself to the highest perches without falling. His crowing though was less impressive and consisted of a gurgling sound made in his throat: certainly not enough to tell the world of the coming dawn!

    Being headless did not stop Mike putting on weight; at the time of his beheading he weighed some 2 1/2 pounds and at the time of his death, this had increased to nearly 8.

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    Mike doesn't see the world
    Once his fame (or infamy) had been established, Mike began a wild existence of touring sideshows in the illustrious company of such other creatures as a two-headed calf; he was also the subject of various photo opportunities for dozens of magazines and papers. As might be expected, Olson was loudly criticised by the then equivalent of animal rights activists, who thought that he should have finished the job he had started.

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    Mike on show and earning a mint
    Mike was on display to the public for an admission cost of 25 cents, and at the height of his popularity was earning a princely $4,500 per month. A pickled chicken head was also on display with Mike, but it was not Mike's original head as that had already been eaten by a cat. Mike was later examined by the officers of several humane societies and was declared to have been free from suffering.

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    Mike dies at last
    In March of 1947, at a motel in Phoenix on a stopover while travelling back home from tour, Mike started choking in the middle of the night. As the Olsons had inadvertently left their feeding and cleaning syringes at the sideshow the day before, they were unable to save Mike. For reasons best known to himself, although possibly for financial reasons, Lloyd Olson claimed that he had sold the bird off, resulting in stories of Mike still touring the country as late as 1949.

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    How Mike survived decapitation
    It was determined that ax blade had missed the jugular vein and a clot had prevented Mike from bleeding to death. Although most of his head was in a jar, most of his brain stem and one ear was left on his body. Since most of a chicken's reflex actions are controlled by the brain stem Mike was able to remain quite healthy.

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    Mike's legacy in Fruita
    Mike the Headless Chicken is now an institution in Fruita, with an annual "Mike the Headless Chicken Day" held every 3rd weekend in May, starting in 1999. It is however not clear why Mike's day is not held on the September 10 - the anniversary of the amputation.

    Events held include:

    5K Run Like a Headless Chicken Race,
    Egg tosses,
    Pin the Head on the Chicken,
    The Chicken Cluck-Off,
    The classic Chicken Dance, and
    Chicken Bingo in which the numbers were chosen by where chicken droppings fell on a numbered grid.
    A wide variety of chicken-based cuisine is also available.






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    OMFG! The poor chicken.....Mike...we salute you!!!

    I had shake and bake tonight

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    yep I actually had hear that.....that's really weird

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    One Nation Under Chicken Fries!

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    I'd heard that story, but I'd never seen pics until now... I wasn't sure whether or not to believe it. That poor bird. I'd have put it out of its misery.

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    That Lloyd Olsen shoulda stuck with chokin' the chicken
    Last edited by Vitorro; 08-23-2005 at 10:52 PM. Reason: typo

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    this is really really fucking weird
    and kinda gross :S hehe
    but yeah mostly weird. im gona have nightmares.

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    Q: why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: Because he cant fucking see where he's going!

    thank you.. this has been another shameless and lame excuse to use a chicken crossing joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoldtaEngler
    Q: why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: Because he cant fucking see where he's going!

    thank you.. this has been another shameless and lame excuse to use a chicken crossing joke
    aww sweetie, you just couldn't resist, could you?

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    hahaaa oh god... i dont know wether to laugh or cry

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    hey...it was bound to come up at somepoint in this thread..i just rushed it to get it over with

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    -applauds voldta's bravery and hands him a cookie-

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    this cookie tastes like chicken..

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    poor chicken why didnt he finish the job?

    also you would have thought they would have given him a more glamourous stage name than mike the headless chicken

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    Quote Originally Posted by purplepixie

    also you would have thought they would have given him a more glamourous stage name than mike the headless chicken
    They gave him that one because these were taken already:
    Bartholomew the Headless chicken
    Zanzabar the Wonder Foul
    Dingus Egg (for you magic gathering players out there!)
    Feather Duster
    Stubbs the Zombie Chicken

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    why did the rooster cross the road?
    because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

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    Resilience

    OEC

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    MIKEBETH

    scene 1, act 1

    (enter Skintwistio, Mike, assorted Blue Bloods)

    MIKE:
    (glurk) (hurk) (furk)

    SKINTWISTIO: (aside, glancing at Mike)
    Alas, he is not for shake-and-bake!
    What crowing this headless cock doth make.
    (Exit)

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