so the Pope and Johnny Cochrine died, and went to Heaven. after all the rules and regulations are settled, St. Peter takes them to see their new living spaces. Stopping at Johnnys place first, the group sees a two story Mansion, with everything a person could want and more. this excites the Pope, who thinks He will get even more, but to His dismay, when shown His new digs, all He gets is a broom closet with a old army bunk in it.
He turns to Peter and says.."I spend My life bringing Man to God, and He spends His getting the evil off the hook, so how does He rate more than I?"
Peter looks at teh pope, and says" well, We have 100 or so Popes, but this is Our first Lawyer"
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