New Here, a Friendly Clown in Search of Aztec Obsidian Knive for Cheap...

[Buster Friendly]

it's been long day, and I have to finish painting this pryamid with gringo blood... uh... wait....

Hi, my name is Buster Friendly, and I'm introducing myself because I registered before I thought of a good reason not to... like a dumb ass.

If I weren't a corprate mind control experiement gone horribly wrong, I probably wouldn't say something so self-depricating...

...all i can really remember is something about some issues of a zine called 'black leather times', just before I took that summer intership at that government run resort called 'The Village'

anyway, the battery on this laptop is about to die, and they've probably homed in on this signal already... so that's my introduction so far...

Be Seeing You!

[killerkat]

Hello there...Welcome to the Ol'Blood....

[Spaceman Spiff]

Welcome to Blue Blood... please remember its impolite to wear foil hats at the dinnertable.

[VoldtaEngler]

How are you finishing the pyramid when you havent finished my damn gutters. Ugh.. contract help nowadays is hard to find. Welcome anyway dammit!

[Buster Friendly]

...you will note of course that MY foil hat is conical, and resembles any standard clown head gear... except for the copper coils, electromagnets, cellphone bits, and singal repeater amplifiers... all designed to BOOST signal, both recieved, and transmitted into and out of my cranium... HA!! most folks try in a futile atempt to block the messages...Feh!!!

you should see what happens when you start talking back...

...only inside THEIR heads... not so cocky now, are we mr.poppinfresh... you and your MK-Ultra product placement implants... you'll never get the theme from Pettycoat Junction outta yer head you damn pilsbury dough golem...

...um... sorry.

and I must retract something i said earlier... now that my solar powered meglomania has kicked in...

I am the most SUCCESSFUL Corprate Mind Control Experiement ever tested... perfectly engineered for Reality Induction Redeployment, and Public Relations Wet Work...

...at least until the sun goes down...

Be Seeing You.

[Evilbink]

Welcome and enjoy....let us know when your other personalities kick in

[Toe Cutter]

hello

[KilLAtomiK]

Ahoy welcome aboard and enjoy your stay even tho i have no idea what the hell your talking about

[Buster Friendly]

oooh look, another clown...

...actually there personality's fairly consistent...

...it was discovered to be the least important vector for transmitting Viral Marketting Neuro-Patterning Triggers...

...does that 'splain it to ya?

....good, i knew it would

nice to be here, thank yous

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