Are you Going To Hell?

[a_small_death]

Me thinks I qualify as hell's bus driver.

[Evilbink]

Me thinks I qualify as hell's bus driver.

Cool. Then you can "accidentally" drive past my place. Take my neighbor instead..he's an ass.

[pixina]

i'm great! i'm going straight to heaven!! hee hee!
"heaven or hell
what's the difference?
one to believe in
one to live in" -skinny puppy

[Cafe_Post_Mortem]

If god really believes masturbation and bacon are sins then I have to ask what kind of paradise would he create anyway?

[KilLAtomiK]

If god really believes masturbation and bacon are sins then I have to ask what kind of paradise would he create anyway?

i doubt little things like that are held acountable, i think its only big stuff like murder thatl get you sent to hell

[sheramil]

I think I would go to heaven for helping people, and I would go to hell for my slutty, manstealing ways and all these nude photos!!!

you'll probably shuttle back and forth between heaven and hell, in a stretch limo.

[Jax]

Id go to heaven. Im honest, loyal, hardworking, caring, and try to do the best I can. Even if sometimes I screw up.

[killerkat]

Id go to heaven. Im honest, loyal, hardworking, caring, and try to do the best I can. Even if sometimes I screw up.

i'd go with that.


most would probally think i'd go to hell,but when i/anybody i quess, look at myself and my own morals and how i treat people,as opposed to others,or most..

i'd say i'm doing pretty damn good.

My Momma Dun' Raised me Right good

[Jax]

i'd go with that.


most would probally think i'd go to hell,but when i/anybody i quess, look at myself and my own morals and how i treat people,as opposed to others,or most..

i'd say i'm doing pretty damn good.

My Momma Dun' Raised me Right good

Hahaha! I think my momma did a purdy good job too.

From talking with you, I know youd go to heaven. We can claim a cloud for ourselves and play with guns all day after working on gods classic cars;]

[killerkat]

Hahaha! I think my momma did a purdy good job too.

From talking with you, I know youd go to heaven. We can claim a cloud for ourselves and play with guns all day after working on gods classic cars;]

making me all smiliey and shit .....i might Just hold you too that.


but my mom only did so much,when she wasn't working,we really raised ourselves in your family.but she's the only person,that's managed to stay in my heart for any length of time.

[cheshire centauri]

if history has shown us anything its that people's ideas of right and wrong change over time. The concepts of good and evil, punishment and reward, are just too simple to describe the human condition. If you think there is some objective set of rules to live by, well then where are they? and what if i was born before they were made available to me? If you believe that you can justify your entrance into heaven all by yourself, well prepare to sit beside all the serial killers and mass rapists you never heard of up on cloud nine too. Where is the cut-off point? Everyone can justify their behaviour, from Genghis Khan and Hitler to Mother Theresa and My Little Pony.

Well what guidelines or parameters should we use?
Right so either there is a set of guidelines or there isn't. If there is no set of guidelines then shouldn't we just look around: animals fucking each other, eating one another, masturbating and occasionally raping one another. If there is a set of guidelines which ones should we use? Those of Jesus Christ or those of Chikatilo?
In a such an elaborate world, where there are no obvious examples of good behaviour and no standard set of personalities, a world of enormous opportunity, the theory of heaven and hell seems far too narrow and absurd.

[TheDeathKnight]

Exactly...

The rules in the 1500's were very different from the rules of today.

The rules in caveman times were even more different.

And what about 500 years from now?

What will be a sin?

It's all just people coming up with these ideas.
Some preist, or Shaman, decides to tell a story, with lessons about what
you should do, and should not do, to keep the people on the right track...

That's all it is.

If you were a preist, or a wacko, couldn't you say that god came down and gave
you a new list of rules? Of course you could say that. And what if some people
believed you? That's the way it works. Some dude tells people the rules,
and people are stupid enough to believe him...

[Bondage Clown]

Exactly...

The rules in the 1500's were very different from the rules of today.

The rules in caveman times were even more different.

And what about 500 years from now?

What will be a sin?

Sounds like a new thread... but You came up with it.. you have first dibbsies

[TheDeathKnight]

go for it

[TheDeathKnight]

Is the idea to do your own 10 commandments?

[reubs]

1/thou shalt not refuse any gift of bacon!!

[faultofhumanity]

i don't know... according to little mr. holy scripture (king james edition, the only properly translated non-opinion based version in english that I know of) you don't have to believe in god or act like a saint or even care about him, as long as you believe what he tells you. and another thing, the offer of following said rule which over the centuries was mistranslated into act like a saint, we also seem to have forgotten the offer was for the israelites, not the gentiles, so what is everybody doing anyway? anyways i got good morals so i think i would be in heaven.

[Belladonna]

i don't know. i'm told i can be a real bitch. i have been told to go to hell more times then i can count. i live in az so in the summer i'm already there. but really i try to be good. if i set aside what i believe then hell is where i i'm going.i just hope God is more loving than man makes him out to be.

[Scar]

I whole heartedly intend to be cremated and instead of going to hell, have my ashes put into little necklace viles so everyone I love can have a little piece of me and I can travel around the world while hanging from their necks.

But if my soul cannot travel around with these remnants of me, then I dooo suppose I will be going to Hell.

Let me list the sins I have NOT committed......
hmm.....




still thinking......






thinking.....






doo doo doo!






scratching head....









ah!!!!!
I haven't killed anyone!

x

[Mr Karl]

I already spend 14 hours a day in hell, and hate every minute of it,
of course my time off is spent building heaven,

and actually 2 years later life is a lot better