The best way to kill someone....

[KilLAtomiK]

But how would you do it? I mean, you'd have to piss off a rattlesnake/tarantula/whatever and then make sure it was pissed at the victim and not at you....


Not as easy as it sounds.

if you have a snake you can prety much inject its mouth manualy into the person ans squeeze its venom sacks on the side of its head like seringe, my uncle is a profesional snake wrangler a spider would be harder and i realy have no idea how youd go around and do that

[Mr Karl]

If I wanted to kill someone I'd just get them to kill themselves

[Scar]

There are a few ways I would be interested in watching-

1. Shoot some chlorine bleach into the person's vein's.

2. Shove some white oleander down their throat. When I was a kid I was riding the bus with a big boquet of the stuff and this nurse made the driver pull over so I could throw it all out of the bus. She told me it was so poisenous that shortly after eating it your heart stops and you die. I've been curious ever since.

[Buster Friendly]

murder is usually about business.

usually the drug business.

...and yeah, serial killers aren't terribly facsinating once you realize that most of them are horribly malfunctioning humans (as in nearly retarded, or so emotionally crippled that they might as well be).

tomas harris created a really attractive character in hannibal lecter, based on the idea that lecter was supremely intelligent, supremely confident, ultra-sophisticated, ultra in control, and could get away with anything he wanted to... it was a very shrewd cultral take, and complete bullshit. lecter has the complete freedom to take life, and remain intelligent, and sexy... bullshit. (even the super smart ones are so fucked up that they don't really ever have the chance choose their behaviors.)

I used to hang out with a bunch of nam-vets, and other assorted 'ex-military' types... they could tell you all sorts of really interesting, or funny stories about killing people, and being in situations where basically you had to kill people everyday to survive... and even though they'd laugh, they didn't really find it all that funny. most of them felt like they'd been lied to, and set up. (although they knew what it meant when they became soldiers, the true extent of the bullshit that they had to live through had been vastly under emphasized... several of them that I knew suffered from 'mystery' syndromes brought on by the poisons they'd been subjected to, and a few have died since.)

every once in a while one of them would say something to me like 'Kid we know you're tough (even though I'm not, they were humoring me), but I really hope you never, in your whole life ever have to kill anyone. It's something I could have gone my entire life without knowing about.'

anyway, it's 'fun' to think about, and I deffinitly think that everyone has the right to defend themselves with lethal force if necessary... I sure like to talk crap about it... but in the final analysis, I've never been in a situation that genuinely mertited lethal force (analyzing it from a purely cold blooded perspective... there have been plenty of times when I've been so pissed it sounded attractive...but I'm an idiot.)

[sunkarma]

White oleander....
Now THAT gives me an idea for a storyline
(goes back to frantically writing....)
hmmmmmm

[Buster Friendly]

seal their pores with gold paint

[HeadlessBill]

Stab 'em to death with an icicle. If you can make your own icicle, do it in the middle of summer.

[Kidthorazine]

Just stab them, remove the head and the hands and incenerate the body then dump the ashes in the ocean or another large body of water. with no body they cant prove murder unless someone witnesses it and you obviously wouldnt let that happen.

[MistressJennifer]

The best way to kill someone is to make them fall in love with you, then leave them. They will die of a broken heart...

[Buster Friendly]

you wicked, wicked woman...

...we shall have to devise some method by which to chastise you...

[MistressJennifer]

you wicked, wicked woman...

...we shall have to devise some method by which to chastise you...

Not me! It's all these bad boys, they do it to me! Do you know how many times I have died of a broken heart! I have died a thousand deaths!!!

[morbid_lady]

seal their pores with gold paint

they tested this myth on mythbuster, covering some on in either gold or silver paint doesnt do anything.

[Buster Friendly]

Not me! It's all these bad boys, they do it to me! Do you know how many times I have died of a broken heart! I have died a thousand deaths!!!

oh you nearly had me fooled there...

but I know better than to trust an 'innocent'...

I've never died of a broken heart... I just kept on living, just like everyone said I would... fuckers!!!


...no go on the gold paint eh? ...well guess I'll just hafta stick with the trusty old icepick, or a flamethrower then, huh?

[sheramil]

had an idea for a story where a psycho serial killer goes to extreme lengths to leave mysterious clues at the scene of each murder. there's notes in cryptic styles, puzzles, references to obscure philosophies, etc. the sort of thing you'd need a serial-killer-profiling-genius to solve. every time the cops find one of these bodies and all these clues, they scratch their heads for a minute, say "well, i'll be buggered if i can figure out any of this shit", and throw it all away. heh.

[Jax]

Fuck em to death.

Naw, I know of a nice little substance that will kill within 24 hours if you make it at the right consistancy. All you have to do is get them to breathe it or snort it (for those who do drugs, looks exactly like coke). If snorted theyll drop dead in a day, if they simply breathe some of it in it could take a few days. Good thing about that is they will have gone on with their lives and you never know where or when theyll drop dead. Cant be traced back to you. Hell they could be walking across the street from shopping that day and just drop. Plus it doesnt show up in the blood or body tissue, so itd look like a natural cause of death. Noone will ever figure out why they died at such a young and tender age, you are the only one who really knows;] This stuff shouldnt be made by the dense or sloppy though. Itd suck to breathe in your own substance and kill yourself cause youre stupid;]

However, I prefer a bit of torture and suffering if I hate someone enough to kill them. My ex fiance would be a good (and only) candidate for my evil fantasies, too bad itd trace back to me so easily.

[killerkat]

Fuck em to death.
.

you KNOWW,you want to kill me ...Come onnnn....

[Jax]

you KNOWW,you want to kill me ...Come onnnn....

I have to admit, itd be a great way to die!

[killerkat]

I have to admit, itd be a great way to die!

i'd be up for it

[Evilbink]

If your gonna be killed then I think that would be everyones preferred way of passing. Hmm.. lets see...poision..stabbed..odd auto accident, or being hard fucked by JAX till I die. I think I'll pick the last one please.

[killerkat]

or being hard fucked by JAX till I die.

Damn...hearing it like that nearly sent shivers up my spine .....

[sunkarma]

Fuck em to death.

Naw, I know of a nice little substance that will kill within 24 hours if you make it at the right consistancy. All you have to do is get them to breathe it or snort it (for those who do drugs, looks exactly like coke). If snorted theyll drop dead in a day, if they simply breathe some of it in it could take a few days. Good thing about that is they will have gone on with their lives and you never know where or when theyll drop dead. Cant be traced back to you. Hell they could be walking across the street from shopping that day and just drop. Plus it doesnt show up in the blood or body tissue, so itd look like a natural cause of death. Noone will ever figure out why they died at such a young and tender age, you are the only one who really knows;] This stuff shouldnt be made by the dense or sloppy though. Itd suck to breathe in your own substance and kill yourself cause youre stupid;]

However, I prefer a bit of torture and suffering if I hate someone enough to kill them. My ex fiance would be a good (and only) candidate for my evil fantasies, too bad itd trace back to me so easily.

Now you know I'm curious and I'd have to ask. Ok, what is it? If you don't want to tell everyone, feel free to tell me. I read about something like that in Tanith Lee's "Louisa the Poisioner". Did the same thing. Except you put it in food. Just a touch...it makes the food taste like the best thing in the world. A little more, and it makes the food very, very sweet, but still great. If they breathed it in, they died slowly, coughing up blood...in about 2 days. Louisa put it in food mostly...they died within hours, with a smile.
I love Tanith Lee...she is so imaginative, yet if such a substance exists, I am sure it would've been used by now, or would it????

[sunkarma]

If your gonna be killed then I think that would be everyones preferred way of passing. Hmm.. lets see...poision..stabbed..odd auto accident, or being hard fucked by JAX till I die. I think I'll pick the last one please.

I can see having a heart attack (like I am sure some of these poor dudes on viagra will inevitably do)..but being fucked to death...do you know how PAINFUL that would be? The body would have to tire first, then your sex organs would probably stop producing lubricant, then it would be quite painful until you died. I could see dying of pleausre..(think Barbarella and the pleasure machine she broke!-LOL) but I couldn't imagine being fucked to death...OUCH. It's almost like the 'icy hot' thingy.

Ouch Ouch Ouch.

[Buster Friendly]

Tanith Lee is amazing...

...have you read her 'flat earth' stories? very fun...

...in one of the recent terrible james bond movies there was a russian villianess who like to fuck her victems to death... she'd wrap her legs around their backs, and then crush the spine...

...talented woman

[faultofhumanity]

i would slip arsenic and few other poisons into some elderberry wine and then get my nephew who thinks hes teddy roosevelt to bury the body in the panama canal thats in my basement.........

I've seen that movie ! i just can't remember what it was called. but i've seen it like five time!

[Toe Cutter]

I didn't get much sleep last night

[Toe Cutter]

Kill them with kindness.

[faultofhumanity]

seal their pores with gold paint

azreal got sealed wth gold paint, but the had to keep reapplying it when it would dry so he could put on display before he finally died. he still ended up getting thrown in the cauldron of boiling gold anyways, but he got to suffer for three days before hand!

[Bondage Clown]

What about kindly stalking them, and then loving them to death instead?

Picture psycho per-loving chick from the looney-tunes show where the characters were in school(Can't remeber the name) stalking you.. then hugging you do death...

[faultofhumanity]

they tested this myth on mythbuster, covering some on in either gold or silver paint doesnt do anything.

my friend not paint pure melted gold! it seeps into your system.

[RobLongshot]

Roses are red, violets are placid, you scewed me over have a face full of acid!!

so obviously i mean with solvents and one liners.

[Host]

drown them. push them off a bridge or something. but if it would'ave been someone i'd really like to get back at, i'd prefer him/her to KNOW it was me, and i'd rather take the risk. and the tool would probably be a rusty spoon to stab the victim as many times a possible before death occurs.

[Host]

Kill them with kindness.

flower power

[skully]

one drop of pure uncut caffeinne in coffee or cola or whatever... they will die before they can finish the cup.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

azreal got sealed wth gold paint, but the had to keep reapplying it when it would dry so he could put on display before he finally died. he still ended up getting thrown in the cauldron of boiling gold anyways, but he got to suffer for three days before hand!

+10 for Servant of the Bones reference.

[Howrangi]

Well i am thinkin old fashoned. Just buy a reminton 700 at the local walmart. .308 cal and then you go to the top of the other buildin and then when they show up BBBAAAAMMMMMMM. dead. enemy down.
Thats just me thou. :-)

[Howrangi]

Fuck em to death.

Naw, I know of a nice little substance that will kill within 24 hours if you make it at the right consistancy. All you have to do is get them to breathe it or snort it (for those who do drugs, looks exactly like coke). If snorted theyll drop dead in a day, if they simply breathe some of it in it could take a few days. Good thing about that is they will have gone on with their lives and you never know where or when theyll drop dead. Cant be traced back to you. Hell they could be walking across the street from shopping that day and just drop. Plus it doesnt show up in the blood or body tissue, so itd look like a natural cause of death. Noone will ever figure out why they died at such a young and tender age, you are the only one who really knows;] This stuff shouldnt be made by the dense or sloppy though. Itd suck to breathe in your own substance and kill yourself cause youre stupid;]

However, I prefer a bit of torture and suffering if I hate someone enough to kill them. My ex fiance would be a good (and only) candidate for my evil fantasies, too bad itd trace back to me so easily.

YESS I'll volunteer for that experiment. he he

[matthew2001]

Oh

My

God!

[sunkarma]

I still like the caffiene thing.
But I just remembered "Fargo" where the guy shoved the other guys body in the woodchopper. If you do that over a body of water or a landfill...no evidence. Bloody as heck, but no evidence.

[HeadlessBill]

But I just remembered "Fargo" where the guy shoved the other guys body in the woodchopper. If you do that over a body of water or a landfill...no evidence. Bloody as heck, but no evidence.

Plus you feed the fishes.

[OliX]

I would use voodoo magic.... and if that doesn't work I would simply pay a pro to do it for me