Hi.

[faultofhumanity]

Hi. I'm new here. I'm Mike. Um... i'm sure you'll firgure out more about me in my posts than i would be able to tell you here. My friend Cristina showed me this site.. a few years ago. Here i am!

[Evilbink]

Welcome and enjoy...........better late than never I guess

[Toe Cutter]

Hi Mike!

[Buster Friendly]

welcome.

do you sing, and dance?

have any talents that will entertain us?

speech, speech, speech!!!

[faultofhumanity]

i sing(like shit) and dance(to embaress my friends) and i play my guitar and write my poetry and stories. I speak!

[Bondage Clown]

Welcome... you wouldn't happen to have a 7' blonde or a midget mime laying around would you?

[faultofhumanity]

no i left her at my sisters house last night. damnit!

[VoldtaEngler]

Sisterly love hehe.. oh you know it

[ladybug]

welcome to u and enjoy your stay

[Spaceman Spiff]

welcome and enjoy...when the music stops everyone has to find a seat...some of them have spikes, some are wired with electricity, one just has some gum stuck to it...well you get the idea, good luck.

[RobLongshot]

welcome, hope you have fun here.

[pixina]

hi! i am new too

i hope i don't get the electric seat.... *shudder*

[VoldtaEngler]

pixina.. you get a special seat.. my lap! hehe

[faultofhumanity]

i'll take the one with the spikes

[pixina]

pixina.. you get a special seat.. my lap! hehe

so is that the one that vibrates? tee hee!

[KilLAtomiK]

Ahoy welcome aboard and dont mind the natives they dont bite...........often