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    I am starting my own web-page, and I can't think of a background color for the web-site,
    it is www.bondageclown.com

    I am putting an about me page on it, and stuff about the projects I am working on...

    If any of you wouldn't mind helping me with ideas.. that would be great... thank you so much

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    well do you want it to be clownlike? or something more personal? i run two sites www.jadeddreads.com & www.angelstakeform.com both reflect my personality lol

    so i guess it's up to you! maybe what you need is a template though. having a template sometimes helps with what color to use as a backround

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    Thanks... that helps a lot

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    I'd do a Circus theme. Candy strips and stuff. Close your eyes and visualize the mid-way at dusk as the lights come on. Banners, carnies. Don't use a color background at all, use a pict. It will give it depth. Maybe something like this:


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    Dude Toe you rock... that is an amazing idea.. can I use that pic.. I will of course give you props on my site

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    Of course! I have it at a higher resolution as well. Do you want the 'Bondage Clown' banner too? How can I send it to you?

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    carrotshadow@yahoo.com

    And yes the banner would be awesome

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    Done.

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    got it.. thanks

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    how do you want your name in the credits..

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    My Clown name is Mr. Biggles when I'm sober, and Blotto when I slide into intoxication. Either will work.

    Whatever works

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    Right on.. thanks again

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    Hey yo Toe... could you send me the banner, and miday in two different files... I am playing with the image a bit... and I am working with layers

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    i would do a casual google search to make sure you aren't stepping on the toes of any other bondage clowns.

    then i'd find the most annoying animated .GIF you could find, and tile it.

    something red and blue, that flashes fast enough to bring on epilepsy. oh, don't forget the annoying sound repeating in the background!

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    something similar to the cover of the "Killer Clownsfrom outer space" movie would come to mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheramil
    i would do a casual google search to make sure you aren't stepping on the toes of any other bondage clowns.

    then i'd find the most annoying animated .GIF you could find, and tile it.

    something red and blue, that flashes fast enough to bring on epilepsy. oh, don't forget the annoying sound repeating in the background!
    I already did that.. As far as I know there are only 5 bondage clowns in the world... and I know two of them personally

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    from a designers point of view id agree with voldta, templates are by far the bestway to design a site, as you sort out the layout, color scheme etc before you code. if you jump straight into coding it ur gonna end up with a pretty blocky website.

    badly designed :
    http://www.webspawner.com/users/jesu...eswebsite.html

    very well designed site:
    http://www.csszengarden.com/

    best advice i can give is PLAN EVERYTHING, code as you go for a website just doesnt work

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    I use CSS for the web site that my boss has me work on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bondage Clown
    Hey yo Toe... could you send me the banner, and miday in two different files... I am playing with the image a bit... and I am working with layers
    I sent you a .psd with layers, did that not work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bondage Clown
    I use CSS for the web site that my boss has me work on

    good stuff, no easier way to do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bondage Clown
    I already did that.. As far as I know there are only 5 bondage clowns in the world... and I know two of them personally

    cool! have you considered forming a collective? i've noticed lately that i can get telemarketers to hang up almost immediately if i say "i'm sorry, we're a collective here. there's about twenty of us, and i don't know who pays the phone bills."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheramil
    cool! have you considered forming a collective? i've noticed lately that i can get telemarketers to hang up almost immediately if i say "i'm sorry, we're a collective here. there's about twenty of us, and i don't know who pays the phone bills."


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