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[Demented]

Greetings everyone, I am Demented. I am an artist whose works vary from comedic to erotic. I am stuck in landscape hell. All the artwork in the region is landscapes and pretty flowers(YUCK!!!!!!).If is concernes art then usualy I'm itrested in it. Just wanted to tell everyone a little about me.

[VoldtaEngler]

welcome. you can draw on the walls here

[Evilbink]

Welcome and enjoy...life, like art, is subjective.

[Bondage Clown]

Welcome, and be merry.... any photos of midgets?

[mmmcherry]

you and your midgets... *shakes head*
hi demented! love the name and always love art, except for the pretty nasty flowers. (unless their tiger lillies... love those ones, in any color...)
landscapes too... unless theyre nuclear waste landscapes... its just a landscape, you see it EVERY time you go outside. why do you need a painting of it in your house? hehee...

[Demented]

If I want to look at a landscape I have one already framed. It is called my window.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Hello and welcome...an artist huh? *hands you a box of green crayons* Go nuts...moohooohaahaahaa... *trails off into inaudible insanity*

[the_darkness_calls]

hi and welcome and all that good stuff

[faultofhumanity]

meow

[sheramil]

demented: throw away all the brightly-colored crayons and see how your work develops.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Hello.

[Rocktacula]

Greetings, by Hallmark