Death Of The Blonde Bimbo!!!

[MistressJennifer]

So my photographer friend who takes ALL my photos, just got this assignment for the Village Voice on "The Death of the Blonde Bimbo", and GUESS what model she is going to use??? H-m-m-m, oh my god, like wait, um....

ME!!

So gosh, any photos of me would be perfect. Except I think that I look like I am already dead, which is even better. I think they mean something else, but honey they are going to get me!!

I just hope she uses a nice photo... All the nice ones are being scanned. Oh well, she is the artist...

[Toe Cutter]

You should dress up funny for those photos. You don't really look like a bimbo to me.

By the way, when are ya going to post the final pics of your new tattoo?

[MistressJennifer]

You should dress up funny for those photos. You don't really look like a bimbo to me.

By the way, when are ya going to post the final pics of your new tattoo?

They are being scanned right now... Or at least at the scanner, and she is SUPER slow. But she gives me a good price and she does good work.

I am going to get a new website too, but this all takes a while!!

[Spaceman Spiff]

They are being scanned right now...

I had a mental image of you pressing your chest to a copier and "scanning them" ...my bad

[badkittyamy]

God i really need to get Jax's website done >< I've had no time to work on it while at school. And yes I can't wait to see pictures of the tattoo

[Evilbink]

Cool ..new pics to look forward to. Waiting with baited breath.

[pixina]

I had a mental image of you pressing your chest to a copier and "scanning them" ...my bad

hee hee me too!!

hey that is cool!! blonde bimbos rock!

[MistressJennifer]

I will try actually pressing them to a copier, I swear I am going to do it after the office closes!! I did that with my face once. It actually looked kind of good, a profile, but it hurts your eyes!

So I did the shoot Saturday night for the FULL PAGE of the Village Voice, and I wore a pink polka dot bra and little skirt, with pink 5" pumps, red lipstick and nails and licking a RED LOLLIPOP!!!

The photo editor made her photoshop sunglasses on me, so I look SUPER LA CHICK!! AH! ALso, she photoshopped off my tattoo...

Anyway, it is coming out Wednesday, so I will post soon. She is going to make this full page sort of collage.

[TheDeathKnight]

Sounds like a great photograph!

[MistressJennifer]

http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/...,69773,15.html

Hope this works, here it is

[pixina]

so cool! i think it is great. you're so pretty!

[Scar]

that is a rad pic I wish it were bigger I wanna see it closeup!

[TheDeathKnight]

Looks cool.

I also wish it was not done in a digital collage like that.

I think it would look better as a solo image.

[Vitorro]

that is a rad pic I wish it were bigger I wanna see it closeup!

[Buster Friendly]

gosh... you sure are pretty lady...

[MistressJennifer]

I know it looks small online, but in the paper it is full page color, no text 12 X 17, really stunning!!! I already framed it!!!

Well thank you all! Yes, I know but the photo editor of the Village Voice was really particular about what they wanted, and so you do what you are told.

The photographer will give me more photos from the shoot without sunglasses, etc... There are some really cute ones...!!!

So this is my 1 NY Minute of fame here! I am all over New York City baby this is the cover story too!

But WHY ISN't THIS THE COVER!!!!

[Buster Friendly]

So this is my 1 NY Minute of fame here! I am all over New York City baby this is the cover story too!

But WHY ISN't THIS THE COVER!!!!

I know I'm PISSED!!! I walk by the voice free boxes, and they've got this dumb picture on the cover of a skeleton in a blonde wig, with a chiuahua... WTF???? Misteress Jennifer is a so much better cover!!!!

BAH!!!!

[KilLAtomiK]

wow Mistres J its a small pic but its fantastic and kinda cute , oh god i used the C word

[keiko]

Must have bigger pic. Sorry brain doing that thing it does when confronted by pretty women pictures. Read the whole article too. Not bad. Picture was way better.
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[MistressJennifer]

I know I'm PISSED!!! I walk by the voice free boxes, and they've got this dumb picture on the cover of a skeleton in a blonde wig, with a chiuahua... WTF???? Misteress Jennifer is a so much better cover!!!!

BAH!!!!

I totally agree, their cover sucks!! It looks so amateur. Well, it's the Village Voice, it's not Vogue... I mean, I can't believe they even put this photo in. The rest of the paper is all black and white... But I should not complain...

[MistressJennifer]

Must have bigger pic. Sorry brain doing that thing it does when confronted by pretty women pictures. Read the whole article too. Not bad. Picture was way better.
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Well it really is big on paper. The online version is small... AH!!!

The article is such a put down, of course written by a guy that hate girls, but so what, I got the damn pic!!!!

[Buster Friendly]

btw peoples the fullsized version is Mi-T fine lookin' indeed!

and yeah, Mistress Jennifer is pretty darn cute...

[MistressJennifer]

Well thank you!!! Thank you for your support. Are we the only two here in Manhattan or vicinity? I think so...