Stalkers! Fun Stories!

[mmmcherry]

what the fuck :S do you get them every night??
this dude must be thinking "wtf is this guy a priest or something? hes NEVER naked and wont admit to being horny!!"
why doesnt he just give up and call other people... eventually someone will have phone sex with him!

[OliX]

For the last two years I have been getting weird calls late at night from some guy who whispers stuff like

"are you naked?"
"are you horny?"

and I always say "Nope.. not tonight!"
and then hang up..

its a little creepy.. I wonder if its someone who knows me or if its just some random person

and he's watching you trought hidden camera in the meantime... fo you wonder why he calls you only when you masturbate...

I would track his ass, record some messages... get something out trought longer chat and then sue him for sexual harassment...

[MistressJennifer]

I don't really get stalkers, unless you count ex-boyfriends and girls with crushes. But usually people just get a bit BOSSY and PUSHY with me, and I end up having to just say "no" to them, and they get REALLY angry with me.

People really get angry when I don't do what they tell me to. Which is strange, especially girls. Girls get really bossy with me. People get too familiar with me and expect me to do things that they say, and just sort of follow what they want me to do. So the only way is to say "no", and if they don't take the hint, just cut them off. Which makes them really angry.

But I haven't had any stalkers lately. I have been kind of laying low.

[P I L O T]

stalkers suck,..

my phone rings only to have someone hang up,.. like all day. (i sleep in the day)

one of my ex's lives a 30mins away or in her case a 30 minute bus ride, 20 miin train ride, and another 20 minute bus ride away. Yet seems to find a way to coincidently be walking around the corner when i leave my house. If it happened once okay weird,.. but it happens periodically already only to have her yell obsenities at me.
girl 2 > I go out of my way to keep the places and bars i hang out at private,.. homegirl starts screwing around with a kid thats a regular at the place I hag out at,.. she has tons of places a minute away from her house is going to travel 30-40 minutes by car to hang out at one of my local spots. screw it i'm just not going to hang out there anymore,.. its upsetting to have to travel, when I didn't have to leave town before.
girl 3> leave me text messages and trys to use my friends against me,.. says things like "you should hang out with us" who the fuck is "us"? I don't want to hang out with YOU,.. wtf is US? i never reply.
I don't give my phone number out somehow I get weird numbers calling my phone at the most disturbing hours at night weekends, etc.

girl 1 I still have alot of feelings for but want nothing to do with,.. plus i think she breaks into my house and looks around,.. nothing is ever missing,.. but she did stay her once, so she had the key ( i changed the locks, since then things look like i leave them.)

yeah,.. girls are weirder than boys are too cause a guy will just give up and he is gone for good once he finds a new toy,.. girls freelance and are complete weirdos,.. like if they said,.. "oh just checking up on you" okay cool,.. but noo,... they prefer to just be weird stupid fucking pyschos about it,... whatever.

maybe its just all in my head.

[Wickedanima]

People really get angry when I don't do what they tell me to. Which is strange, especially girls. Girls get really bossy with me. People get too familiar with me and expect me to do things that they say, and just sort of follow what they want me to do. So the only way is to say "no", and if they don't take the hint, just cut them off. Which makes them really angry.

In your case Jen, I think its more like people don't like to go from being lavished with attention when they are puffing up your ego, then being dropped like a lepper and treated like a bizarre stalker the moment that they suggest something you don't like. Please sweety, you're a big girl, just apply a little sence and be more careful of other people's feelings.

[littlehorn]

i guess stalkers are just part of the buisiness...........but i wonder when you get down to it.....how do you make friends? I mean the only way to avoid stalkers all together is just cut yourself off from the world........it makes me very said the whole situation.

[kellie]

I have not had so many stalkers as wierdos.
1. This wierd guy used to always come to the club me and my friends hung out at. He would always want to take our picture. He added me and all my friends on LJ, and always left comments. He was very eager to hang out and be buddies. I never ever responded to him, other than to smile when he took pics of us all. One night at our fav club, was falling all over me and grabbed my boobs. I cursed him out. A month or so later, some guy who looked like him got admitted to my hospital. This patient kept wanting to talk to me in private. I kept wondering if it was him, but never said anything. When he was being discharged, he begged me to email him, and told me he knew I worked there before he checked himself in. It was the same guy alright. I told him to leave me alone, and he did. Keep in mind I work in a mental hospital.
2. Some guy I met on the internet. It was when I got my first computer, and I dont really remember how we met. He was really pathetic, his brother commited suicide, he had Hep C. I felt bad for him. I was stripping in NOLA at the time, and he would come into my strip club. He came to a party with me and my stripper friends one night, no big deal. But then he was driving to my city in Florida to see me strip there, and he kept getting wierder and wierder. He eventually started sending me naked pictures of himself, and asked me to have sex with him. I stopped talking to him and he sorta freaked out. Every so often he will send me an email from a new address asking if I am still mad at him. The last time we actually communicated was 5 years ago.
3.There was a patient in my hospital who seemed really normal. We talked, and discovered we were both from Jacksonville Florida. We talked about my old best friend there, Jennifer, and he acted like he knew her. Well, he got released, and went to Jacksonville, looked her up, and told her he was a friend of mine. He moved in with her a week later, she was looking for a roomate. Well, he turned out to be a nutbag. Drew all these crazy pictures of her sleeping, and pictuers of me and her sleeping in a bed together. He started mailing me wierd postcards to my hospital. After Jennifer kicked him out, he would show up at 2am in the rain with wierd presents, like a hubcap, screaming about how he was in love with her outside of her bedroom window. He kept mailing me things at work. So, I guess you can call that a mail stalker, but I never actually saw him again. When I moved away, he was on the waiting list to get back in my mental hospital again.

[Rockwulf]

When I moved away, he was on the waiting list to get back in my mental hospital again.

A mental ward with a waiting list? Wow, how exclusive! I bet you have a bunch of douche-bag hipsters just lining up outside.

[kellie]

A mental ward with a waiting list? Wow, how exclusive! I bet you have a bunch of douche-bag hipsters just lining up outside.

Well, it was a long-term facility, and there are usually waiting lists to get in.

[Rockwulf]

Well, it was a long-term facility, and there are usually waiting lists to get in.

Man oh man! Can you get me on the VIP list? I've never been trendy before!

[neongreen]

My stalkers kept their distance.

1. A girl in high school decided that I was unique and unusual (her words, not mine) and she watched my house to see when I was home. Sometimes she'd knock on the door. I wouldn't answer the door for her, or reply to the letters she sent, so she gave up after a year. Ignoring her worked, but it took a lot of time.

2. I was in the lobby of my college dorm sitting on the couch, and a girl walked over to me and sat next to me. She told me how she had been watching me eat in the cafeteria. She listed all the food she'd seen me eat in the past day. Needless to say it freaked me out, so I stopped talking to her, picked up a magazine, and pretended to read. She was offended that I ignored her, and moaned something about "I'm being ignored for a magazine!" as she walked away.

Later, her friend joined her in stalking me, and they both gave me weird looks in halls. They knew I didn't like them, so they kept a distance. After I left the dorm I never saw either again.

[Scar]

LOL Kellie that is a great story. Yeah, I guess he is not officially a stalker but headed that way. Clearly fantasy and reality are one in his head. Come visit again! I need more tequila shots!

[Lady Alias]

Wow, those are some stories. I've personally only expierenced it twice, but that's more than enough for me. Fourtunately, they aren't nearly as jaw-dropping as the ones told here. Man. Hope everyone has better luck nowadays. But with ya'll being so gorgeous, I imagine it's hard. =/

Oh yeah, Keiko, your stalking gave me a chuckle. ^^

[OliX]

wow here you can write a book about what not to do when you crazily fall in love wth somebody already i mature age and without social skills to aporach a person...
it would be bestseller for like... ever

[OliX]

do you guys think you can actualy change such persons psychicaly so that the will just come in your lif one day take your heart over... (of course after reading that "bestselling" book already mentioned before) ?