I KNOW i'm gonna die from a brain Hemmorage....i just know...and it's gonna piss me the fuck off(even thought i'll be dead,hah)
I KNOW i'm gonna die from a brain Hemmorage....i just know...and it's gonna piss me the fuck off(even thought i'll be dead,hah)
my head is actually sandpapery and rough instead of smooth kinda like a shark's skin.
i used to be a cheerleader
Hahahaha!! I remember Ninja horse!Originally Posted by killerkat
I love screaming. Makes me feel all warm inside.
i had sex with a female cousin when i was drunk once?
its not my fault tho,. i worked at department store when I was in high school,... I stocked the footware. It loosened a few screws? prehaps but I did learn how to buy $165 dollar running sneakers for $20 dollars.Originally Posted by drewblood
I used to want to get the old colonel sanders kfc logo tattooed on my butt.
could i be a taste tester?
I'm a hard core gamer
Originally Posted by keiko
How hardcore? Not that I doubt you...you've proved it many times before. You're one of my fav because of it...I just like hearing gamers define their hardcorenessness.
sure ill be glad to give you my secret blend of herbs and spices lolOriginally Posted by suicidal_tendencies
IT'S FINGER LICKIN GOOD!
i died in middle age.
I was a street kid.
People are always surprised after learning of my past that I'm not dead, a drug addict or whore - or a mix of any of the above.
no one can guess my age (and i am not telling!!)
29?
I have been diagnosed with depression but refuse to treat it
I have not slept in the same bed as my wife in over 2 years.
I maintain a female, online avatar for Yahoo Games
I am passively suicidal
I have very poor short term memory.... what was I saying??
I used to have a crush on the lead charator in Annie
I have a phobia of dairy that is slightly warm. It has to be ice cold. Milk is the worst. I cannot stomach it most of the time.
I like to have sex with normal boys sometimes.
Originally Posted by Scar
Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff
"shoes wheres my shoes, fuck it i'm going out without shoes...
ha ha ha ...shoes... look at this guy go on about shoes... "
(dane cook)
my wouldn't guess it :
my favorite band is queen. (although i don't listen to them as much i still consider them my overall favorite band
Originally Posted by skully
Dane Cook is the best!
I totally have the same deal with milk...if its been setting out for more than 5-7 minutes no way I can drink it. Plus I canNOT drink milk after someone, I can eat off the same plate, drink juice or anything else, but there is no way I can drink milk out of the same glass as someone elseOriginally Posted by Scar
and I also have weird dreams about not being able to dial the phone right in an emergency, like my fingers are too fat to just press one button...sucks
I've only been happy once in my life. I'm always lonely. I've been shot twice. Midgets give me the creeps. I have nightmares in which everyone around me dies. When I was 16 my psychiatrist shot herself after being told I was there for my appointment. I'm in love with a woman who has a boyfriend. The only other female on the planet that I have an interest it (other than purely sexual) wont give me a chance because I genuinely care about her. I'm sociopathic. human eyes, while attractive scare the hell out of me. I have a morbidly large collection of knowledge and research material on serial killers. I love comic books and cartoons. The only thing that has kept me from acting on homicidal impulses in role-playing games. Violence turns me on.
I cheated on my taxes for 6 years and got busted. I recently finished paying off $10,000 in back taxes and fines.
I've had shingles (ouch!).
I would LOVE to see a photo of that, or get a better desciption. I've never heard of such a thing.Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
I'm a Hello Kitty fanatic.
K
Do you have the Hello Kitty personal massage wand ?? and do you know the name of her sister ??
I thought the hello kitty vibe was a bit mutch and maby intended for adults . but thats just me .
OB~26
ill totally take a picture tonight, then everyone can tell me if I should get it pierced...I think it would be awesome, I could say I have a piercing that noone else in the whole world has!Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
Arabians you say Jax? Thats great I own a Arabian gelding. We kill everyone in your Level 2 Dressage shows. :P
Mimi White is Kitty White's little sister. Her best friend is a Bunny named Kathy. And yes I own the personal massager.Originally Posted by Oil~Boy 26
K
not human
Great...now I have this information in my head.Originally Posted by keiko
So the picture kinda sucks,and its pretty unflattering, but yeah ...im sure everyone has one but maybe mine is just way more visible...Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
Could be worse, right? You could be imagining a guy who owned a Hello Kitty Massager. At least I can wear the matching thong.Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire
K
Thanks, that's wicked! I know for sure I don't have one! That's super cool. Does food get caught in there and stuff?Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
yeah, popcorn, and well I cant take birth control pills they get caught between my tounges, they are too little. Other than that I dont have a whole lot of problems with it...Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
I want to get it pierced though...think anyone would do it?
That sounds like a cop-out to me.Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
It's unique hearing someone speaking about their 'tounges' in a plural sense.
You could do a cool magic trick with your birth control pills if they get caught between your tounges. The ol' regurgitator shtick. Use tic-tacs and pretend they are pamprins or something.
lmao.Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
I always knew I could make money off of it
I have a tattoo that the only other people who have it I trust my life with.
I have a craving for nightmares that make you feel extreme fear.
I was terrified of motorbikes until I rode one at 9 years of age
I love cheese
I only drink beer and straight whiskey when drink alcohol
I am the creator of this universe
^lmao to four, i thought id already claimed that position : )
well as for me, get your milk and cookies its a long one. @_@
-i have an unhealthy addiction to japanese girls
-i love military things waaay more than i should
-i dont dream (yes scientifically backed up as well)
-i can go without sleep for over 10 days (13 is my record)
-my birthmark looks like a map of australia ^_^
-ive been shot 3 times, once in the head (not by me either)
-i like to drink blood cold, dunno why tho'
-i love to draw and photoshop stuff for fun
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