What's funnier than a dead baby?Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
What's funnier than a dead baby?Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
50 liquefied dead babies being sucked out of a phone booth, with a straw.
Last edited by Buster Friendly; 11-17-2005 at 05:32 AM. Reason: screwed up punchline
500 000 liquefied dead foetuses being sucked out of an abortion clinic with a straw.Originally Posted by Rockwulf
or is that too disgusting?
*BUZZZ* The correct answer was "A dead baby in a clown suit." We would also have accepted "A dead baby with Downs Syndrome"
can you send me a real dead baby as a 2nd prize?Originally Posted by Rockwulf
Absolutely not...you know how much those things cost by the pound?
But stop by for dinner some night and I'll save you a drumstick.
wha? sucking dead babies through a straw isn't funnier than a plain ol' dead baby?
me thinks theres a flaw in your logic...
Originally Posted by Rockwulf
Well we'd already done a straw joke. And aside from that, the logic flaws are yours. For instance, I doubt there's a clinic out there which has done 500,000 abortions and still have them on hand. On top of that, they don't liquify them in a clinic, you'd have to find a kitchen or perhaps a fish canery. Third, a clinic is not a proper receptical from which to drink....Originally Posted by Buster Friendly
sir,
the flaw in things logical is indeed yours sir, if you'll carefully reread the thread it was not I sir, who mentioned clinics, the number 500,000, or abortions, the drinking recepticle mentioned was a phone booth, and you sir are the one who mentioned the blender sir...
now, I on the other hand own a vintage Vita-Mix blender, with a steel pitcher, a multiple horsepower engine, and a wet-dry blade... so in fact, I could liquefy any number of dead babies, aborted fetuses, in clown outfits or nude.
and now sir, I have a question to pose you...
...what's black, red, and silver, and keeps bumping into walls?
Originally Posted by Buster Friendly
we would have accepted the answer: a dead baby zombie with forks in it's eyes.
Isn't dead zombie a tad redundant?
yes, but that's how dead baby zombie jokes go.
tradition is inviolate, and immutable.
Originally Posted by Scar
i know my vege friends thoroughly enjoy tofurkey every year. they said the recipies are even getting better.
I just don't get it. the whole point is that you don't want to eat a turkey. I think I prefer lifeless slabs of soy.Originally Posted by skully
Obviously we don't really celebrate Thanksgiving in Australia, but I found this and thought I'd post:
Might be a tiny bit off with my timing, but...
Happy Thanksgiving!
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