Thanksgiving plans?

[Rockwulf]

With a straw!

What's funnier than a dead baby?

[Buster Friendly]

50 liquefied dead babies being sucked out of a phone booth, with a straw.

[cheshire centauri]

What's funnier than a dead baby?

500 000 liquefied dead foetuses being sucked out of an abortion clinic with a straw.


or is that too disgusting?

[Rockwulf]

*BUZZZ* The correct answer was "A dead baby in a clown suit." We would also have accepted "A dead baby with Downs Syndrome"

[cheshire centauri]

*BUZZZ* The correct answer was "A dead baby in a clown suit." We would also have accepted "A dead baby with Downs Syndrome"

can you send me a real dead baby as a 2nd prize?

[Rockwulf]

Absolutely not...you know how much those things cost by the pound?

But stop by for dinner some night and I'll save you a drumstick.

[Buster Friendly]

wha? sucking dead babies through a straw isn't funnier than a plain ol' dead baby?

me thinks theres a flaw in your logic...

[Pull~My~Hair]

*BUZZZ* The correct answer was "A dead baby in a clown suit." We would also have accepted "A dead baby with Downs Syndrome"

[Rockwulf]

wha? sucking dead babies through a straw isn't funnier than a plain ol' dead baby?

me thinks theres a flaw in your logic...

Well we'd already done a straw joke. And aside from that, the logic flaws are yours. For instance, I doubt there's a clinic out there which has done 500,000 abortions and still have them on hand. On top of that, they don't liquify them in a clinic, you'd have to find a kitchen or perhaps a fish canery. Third, a clinic is not a proper receptical from which to drink....

[Buster Friendly]

sir,

the flaw in things logical is indeed yours sir, if you'll carefully reread the thread it was not I sir, who mentioned clinics, the number 500,000, or abortions, the drinking recepticle mentioned was a phone booth, and you sir are the one who mentioned the blender sir...

now, I on the other hand own a vintage Vita-Mix blender, with a steel pitcher, a multiple horsepower engine, and a wet-dry blade... so in fact, I could liquefy any number of dead babies, aborted fetuses, in clown outfits or nude.

and now sir, I have a question to pose you...

...what's black, red, and silver, and keeps bumping into walls?

[Rockwulf]

sir,

the flaw in things logical is indeed yours sir, if you'll carefully reread the thread it was not I sir, who mentioned clinics, the number 500,000, or abortions, the drinking recepticle mentioned was a phone booth, and you sir are the one who mentioned the blender sir...

now, I on the other hand own a vintage Vita-Mix blender, with a steel pitcher, a multiple horsepower engine, and a wet-dry blade... so in fact, I could liquefy any number of dead babies, aborted fetuses, in clown outfits or nude.

and now sir, I have a question to pose you...

...what's black, red, and silver, and keeps bumping into walls?

[Buster Friendly]

we would have accepted the answer: a dead baby zombie with forks in it's eyes.

[Rockwulf]

Isn't dead zombie a tad redundant?

[Buster Friendly]

yes, but that's how dead baby zombie jokes go.

tradition is inviolate, and immutable.

[skully]

Mmm THanksgiving I am a vegitarian but my mom cooks up a whole feast just for me this year I am bringing 2 other veggie friends with me :-) I usually end the night ancy and end up at Perversions and no one else is there so I just drink it up all alone :-)

i know my vege friends thoroughly enjoy tofurkey every year. they said the recipies are even getting better.

[Morning Glory]

i know my vege friends thoroughly enjoy tofurkey every year. they said the recipies are even getting better.

I just don't get it. the whole point is that you don't want to eat a turkey. I think I prefer lifeless slabs of soy.

[Baby_Switchblade]

Obviously we don't really celebrate Thanksgiving in Australia, but I found this and thought I'd post:

Might be a tiny bit off with my timing, but...
Happy Thanksgiving!