Paris Hilton Attacked by Pet Monkey

[Tequila Zaire]

Sure it's not important news but how many times in ones life can they write a heading like that and have it be true?

What can we learn from all this? Never take a monkey shopping for lingerie in vegas.

Yes her pet monkey attacked her as she was shopping for lingerie in vegas.

You know if celebs keep getting into situations like this the fine people who make shit up about them will be out of a job.

[keiko]

LOL! Hooray for the monkey! That's almost as good as the tart getting wacked in House of Wax.
K

[killerkat]

[keiko]

hehe KK exacataly what I was thinking...
K

[malcolm]

yay! I think it's kinda dumb how celebs get endangered animals as pets.serves her right.

[Thurbane316]

I hope the monkey didn't catch anything from the bite...

[Evilbink]

KK..that's exactally what my first thought was.

Although ..rumor has it, it wasn't a pet monkey..it was Gary Coleman. He was quoted as saying "Well look at the way she was dressed..she was asking for it"

[malcolm]

nice. im still trying to figure out wher ein vegas they sell lingerie for little monkeys.......(she gets matching outfits for her pets)

[Pull~My~Hair]

i was kinda thinking more along the lines of....

[mmmcherry]

omfg im laughing so much i cant freaking BREATHE!!!

[Pull~My~Hair]

nice. im still trying to figure out wher ein vegas they sell lingerie for little monkeys.......(she gets matching outfits for her pets)

monkey lingerie is hot

[VoldtaEngler]

this one is the one who hacked her phone on the net

[keiko]

Every time i scroll past this thread I smile and want to send the monkey a boquet of bananas.
K

[mmmcherry]

hehee do bananas come in bouquets?

[grebo]

when the revolution comes, paris will be one of the first against the wall