this would really hurt

[grebo]

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...5E1702,00.html wrote:
Why I cut my tackle: rugby fan
November 15, 2005

A RUGBY fan who cut out his testicles with wire cutters to mark a Wales victory is at a loss to explain why he did it.
Geoffrey Huish, 31, performed the impromptu self-surgery in February when his beloved Wales beat world champion England.
After performing the deed, Mr Huish put his severed anatomy in a bag and took them to his local social club to show fellow fans.
He collapsed with blood loss and was rushed to hospital but surgeons could not reattach his missing parts.
He was put in a psychiatric ward but has no history of mental illness and was at a loss to explain why he did it.
"I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance," Mr Huish said.
"It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my balls off if we won. I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself. After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom. Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet. I remembered what I'd said and thought he had left them for me. I thought 'Oh no, I haven't got to do anything like that have I' and then I thought 'You can do it'.
So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain but I just kept going. The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping."
After picking his testicles from the toilet bowl, he went to the social club.
"I went in and shouted out 'I've done it!'," Mr Huish said.
"I took my balls out and passed them in the bag to a friend. Some people then laid me on the floor."
Mr Huish continues to see a psychiatrist.
"I think about what happened every day and still haven't come up with a good reason why," he said.
"I'd had a lot going on and felt a bit down. I can't have kids now but still want a family - maybe I'll adopt."

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another idiot does the world a favour by removing him DNA from the gene pool

[Toe Cutter]

Old news!
Sorry, but I already posted a shorter version of the story here

[Baby_Switchblade]

whoever posted first, I'm a little slow in the news side of the world, I actually hadn't read it yet. That's just AWFUL!!!! But like grebo said, thank God he can't reproduce!!! *shudders*

[Morning Glory]

I'd hate to think of what he would have done if his team lost...

[Baby_Switchblade]

But to think he gave his balls to his mate IN A BAG IN A PUBLIC PLACE!!!!!! for fuck's sake... this world has gone completely mad! (I was about to say it's gone completely nuts but then I realised the bad pun!)

[Random_Idiot]

thats the welsh for you, all mad
and soccer fans : )

[inox]

"It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my balls off if we won. I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself. After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom. Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet. I remembered what I'd said and thought he had left them for me. I thought 'Oh no, I haven't got to do anything like that have I' and then I thought 'You can do it'."

The moral of the story is that your mates won't actually expect you to cut your yarbles off. So, like, don't.

[Baby_Switchblade]

So he pops 'em in a bag and gives 'em to his mate.

"Hey mate, I know I always wanted to hold your balls and stuff, but... I didn't ever imagine it'd be anything like this..."

[inox]

I can only imagine the facial expressions and reactions when his mates realized that he wasn't kidding, and those were actually his balls in the bag.

And, you know, I bet his mates won't pass out drunk at his house anymore...

[Scar]

Ho-ly- shit. So I have a question- perhaps some of you can answer for me. It may sound like a dumb question. Can you still get an erection with no balls? Don't laugh, I seriously don'e know> A friend of mine dated this guy with one ball and he could still cum. So what's the difference between one and none?

[Buster Friendly]

apparently yes you can. the prostate still produces some sort of fluid... there's just no sperm in it.

castrato opera singers were a great fetish way back in the day...

still men need their balls for the correct production of hormones...

[TheDeathKnight]

Yeah... I think the erection is mostly mental.
If you get in the mood, your brain tells your dick to get hard.

But if you have no balls, and little hormones, you won't get horny.

So for this guy, he could get hard, but probably only with the help of some hormones...

But no splooge.

[Buster Friendly]

no there's actually a serious amount of 'mechanical' stuff behind an erection... alot of it has to do with the prostate, and the circulation of blood to the penis...

...there will be 'spunk' but no sperm in it... since ejaculate from the prostate still exists...

[TheDeathKnight]

The physical process of having an erection does not depend
on your balls, if I understand it correctly. It's about hormones
and mood, that tells your brain to do things with the bloodflow.

So assuming you had a nice hormone pill, some horny thoughts,
and some viagra, you could probably get a boner even without
any balls...

[Buster Friendly]

you're right, it doesn't depend on your balls... it depends on blood flow to your 'penus'... triggered by horny thoughts, hormones, or direct stimulation of the prostate...

...and it's the prostate that supplies some of the fluids that give you ejaculate... hence castrato singers could 'come'