my friends i have the problem again. You all know about the topic of the penus and you thinks about poor ol' splendich sitting at home watching the Fillipino Ladyboy porn with his mother. Well my mother said i would win the talent competition but i didn't! and afterwards she hit splendich with the spoons and put those sharp things in the special place.
and the mother has lots of pig themed furniture in the house, every cup is in the shape of the swine and the handle is the erect penus, all the clocks are pigs and the little hands that go around and around are the swine penus, but i didn't know that the swine penus was so big until mother showed me pictures.
well she extracts the love milk from me because otherwise she says it would only make me fat. She has milk from the breasts, she told me never to tell.
my mother told me i would win the talent competition but i didnt. and my mother says i am hansom but i guess even the mother must have beef curtains? i thinks the gay boys likes to touch me when i am dancing on the disco with all the HOT LADIES.
the mother has the plastic bag sewn onto her and this is where all the shit and pissing goes, nothing comes out of the anus, well i don't mind cleaning out the bags for her, it is my job. and the penus is that horrible white/yellow colour again. my friends i know that you all feel my pain. what should i do?
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