Baking

[keiko]

So I'm doing that holiday baking thing. I'm going to make some(more) of my peanut butter cookies, definitly making my snowball cookies (also known as Russian tea cakes and Mexican wedding cakes). The question here is : should I make fudge too? Some of my Better-Than-Fabulous Bananna Muffins? Oridnary sugar cookies?

K

[MistressJennifer]

Fudge! Make fudge! Now!

This is SO cute! You do a photo shoot of yourself all dressed up in 7" heels and a little maid outfit BAKING!!

This is like a baking fetish thing!

[Pull~My~Hair]

ive done a crap load of baking this year too...but the fudge didnt set right):
it was just choclate mush!

[Toe Cutter]

Fudge is Soooo good! Do the fudge!

[MistressJennifer]

We want fudge!

[Sawyer_Alexie]

Uhh...I don't want to sound like I'm dissing your mad leet cooking skills, but have you made fudge before? That stuff is the most temperamental of confectionary treats you can make. As little as a minute too long on the stove or three degrees too hot or cold and you end up with syrup or basically fudge flavored brown sugar. Which isn't bad tasting, but just not fudge.

Have you made cinnamon candy? It's great!

[MistressJennifer]

Is there fudge in Alaska? Frozen fudge? You could make an Igloo made of fudge!!!!

[Sawyer_Alexie]

We make fudge. Igloos out of it, however, are bad news. Penguins eat your house and then you're homeless in the winter

[keiko]

The closest I've come to screwing up fudge is burning my self when my arm got tired of stirring. I've made chocolate rasberry fudge, peanutbutter, butterscotch (which is awesome when done right). Now taffy is difficult, you get it to hot and you end up with ribbon candy.

I do have a vinyl french maid's outfit...
K

[MistressJennifer]

We make fudge. Igloos out of it, however, are bad news. Penguins eat your house and then you're homeless in the winter

Penguins eating your house!!! So cute!

[MistressJennifer]

The closest I've come to screwing up fudge is burning my self when my arm got tired of stirring. I've made chocolate rasberry fudge, peanutbutter, butterscotch (which is awesome when done right). Now taffy is difficult, you get it to hot and you end up with ribbon candy.

I do have a vinyl french maid's outfit...
K

Don't mess with Keiko, she knows how to bake!!! Please take a fetish baking photo in your french maid outfit, mai oui!!!

[TheQuietPlace]

Peanut butter pie!! Make that! Mmm. Its sooo good. You haven't lived until you've had some Peanut Butter pie.

[VoldtaEngler]

my old co worker used to make me reeses cookies every year... i miss those

[TheQuietPlace]

:O OMFG RESSES COOKIES!?! Those sound like little circles of heaven.

[the_darkness_calls]

damn, you guys are seriously making me want cookies. now i'm gonna have to go buy stuff and bake cookies before work tomorrow... it'll be good stress relief, anyway

[grebo]

We want fudge!

is it going to be packed?

[Mindgames]

Melting point of vinyl - 170 degrees
Boiling point of fudge - 230 degrees

This could be so close to the perfect fantasy, and yet so close to a slot on Jackass. As I say about a lot of what I do - if you can't be safe, be careful. If you can't be careful, stand near a telephone.


Pull~my~hair - it's all in the stirring, or lack of it (going by the concentration my better half puts into it, it also seems to be some kind of religion). Stir like fook while it's heating, then stop at *exxactly* the right monent or it.. well you know what you'll end up with.

For fudge that's gone all mushily wrong - throw it into muffin mix just before you dollop it into the trays, and you'll get something to die for. Also worth following the First Rule of Cooking for Men - if you haven't added alcohol, it's not done yet. That rule applies to the food, and the chef.



mG

[Tequila Zaire]

So I'm doing that holiday baking thing. I'm going to make some(more) of my peanut butter cookies, definitly making my snowball cookies (also known as Russian tea cakes and Mexican wedding cakes). The question here is : should I make fudge too? Some of my Better-Than-Fabulous Bananna Muffins? Oridnary sugar cookies?

K

Oh how I love those...I envy those who get to eat them.

[Buster Friendly]

keiko deffinitly has 'better than fabulous' muffins

[mmmcherry]

if you haven't added alcohol, it's not done yet.

so very true...

if you can't be safe, be careful. If you can't be careful, stand near a telephone.

also true. telephones are fabulous
ive made fudge before... amazingly i didnt fuck it up haha... it wasnt chocolate fudge, it was brown sugar fudge... mmmmm damn now i wanna make some hehe... maybe i will today droool...
haha and grebo darling... youre horrible :P

[mmmcherry]

We make fudge. Igloos out of it, however, are bad news. Penguins eat your house and then you're homeless in the winter

that would be so bad... so unbelievably bad... casue one, youd be homeless. thats the obvious thing... but ever thought of all thsoe penguins on a massive sugar high?? AHH!!

[malcolm]

Now taffy is difficult, you get it to hot and you end up with ribbon candy.

so that's how ribbon candy is made! I love ribbon candy! yay!

[Mr Karl]

bakings not really my dpartment around here but my girlfriend has been making all this chocolate shortbread this year, it's really good

[keiko]

My friends are now requesting gingerbread. *sigh* I'm gonna gain back all that weight I lost.

K

[suicidal_tendencies]

My friends are now requesting gingerbread. *sigh* I'm gonna gain back all that weight I lost.

K

its Xmas. no one cares if you gain some weight. thats why xmas was invented. lol. now go bake your treats.

[OliX]

Fuck fudge... Gimme a one good kebab and I'll be happy
I prefer cat kebab... my favourite

[mmmcherry]

cat kebab?!! are you sticking cats in sandwichis olix??? horrible.
today ill be making chocolate shortbread cookies... some with regular chocolate and some with terrys chocolate oranges mmmmm...
who wants the recipe!

terrys chocolate orange shortbreads!!!

1 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup super fine sugar (icing sugar)
2 cups flour
1/2 tsp grated orange peel
1 terrys chocolate orange, seperated into 20 segments, each cut in half

preheat oven to 350 F. beat the butter and sugar in a large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy.gradually add flour, beating until well blended after each addition. roll dough into 20 balls, each about 1 1/2 inches in diameter; flatten iwth palm of hand. top each with 1 chocolate peice; wrap dough around chocolate to completely enclose it. place, 2 inches apart on ungreased baking sheets. flatten slightly.
bake 20 minutes. remove from oven and immediately place 1 of the remaining chocolate peices on each cookie. transfer cookies to wire racks to cool 10 minutes before serving.
makes 20 cookies.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!
terrys chocolate oranges are sooo tasty.. but theyre like 5 bucks each! EACH!! wtf.

[MistressJennifer]

Amelia, do a photo shoot of Keiko baking in her maid outfit!!!

[MistressJennifer]

My boss just made this Panetoni!! Yum!!! I am pigging out! He even put out some real butter to go on top!!! Mistress Piggy here!

[malcolm]

I like fudge, I just dont like being theguy who has to stir the bowl together while making it. lol

[keiko]

*sigh* I made nine dozen cookies, ginger bread and muffins and invied every one to be here at eight. It's now ten. There's nobody here.
*sad*
K

[Baby_Switchblade]

Make whatever food you wanna make honey, as long as we all get some!!

[HeadlessBill]

*sigh* I made nine dozen cookies, ginger bread and muffins and invied every one to be here at eight. It's now ten. There's nobody here.
*sad*
K

Can I have a cookie?

Anyhow, I've been thinking of holding a cookie swap but it probably won't happen until next month. Too much to do and not enough time before Christmas.

[killerkat]

i was a baker for quite a while

i got some written (it rare) recipies around here somewhere...

ut i'm too tired &drunk to get them....but tommorow..i might do that...and have something of value to contrubute to your thread...woo...

[Tequila Zaire]

*sigh* I made nine dozen cookies, ginger bread and muffins and invied every one to be here at eight. It's now ten. There's nobody here.
*sad*
K

Well that sucks...

I want a cookie.

[mmmcherry]

hmm yeah sounds like my birthday this past year keiko... heh LAME ass birthday... my boyfriend and one friend came over. and thats it. i even made my own ice cream cake with tim tams...

[MistressJennifer]

*sigh* I made nine dozen cookies, ginger bread and muffins and invied every one to be here at eight. It's now ten. There's nobody here.
*sad*
K

Are you kidding? God, LA people, FLAKES!! I swear... Well, you have US!! We are always here for you!!!!

Watch out for those LA flakes, they will flake everytime!!!

[Toe Cutter]

How rude!

It's like God* turned the country on its side and all the loose screws rolled down to California.



*Tom Jones

[keiko]

I'll live. It's just that many more people who missed out on my Better-Than-Fabulous Banana Nut Muffins.
K

[MistressJennifer]

I guess LA is low carb...