Researchers Find Barbie Is Often Mutilated at the hands of young girls

[mmmcherry]

goth barbie,.. she's be limited edition collectors item, we shall start the bidding at $1500, do I hear $1550? complete with dildo, whip, and miniature platform high heel zip up knee high boots (handcuff?)

heh honestly i would buy it for once barbie would be normal maybe? shes got every job in the world that pays enough to own 7 convertables, a malibu beach house, camper (which i had btw haha) and all that other shit like that... if someone could realistically accomplish that... i think they would probably die from exhaustion before they got to spend all their money on all the convertables and shit!!
i see shirts too that say 'i wanna be barbie...that bitch has everything' that pretty much sums it up hehee

[KilLAtomiK]

well i never mutilated a barbie in my entire life, however my cousins barbies were always held hostage by my Cobra figures evry attempt by the joes to rescue them was a failure, HAIL COBRA!!

[Bondage Clown]

I once mellted a barbie head into the crotch of a Ninja Turtle, cause my older brother told me it couldn't be done... Then we blew them up

[Dr. Faust]

Well Ive got to confess that as a youth I made Barbie and GI Joe do unspeakable things to each other!

[Shivvenfist]

My ex-fiance had them hanging over her bed as a child, according to her mother.

[Pull~My~Hair]

I used to cut my barbies hair and take one leg off and the opposite arm off and flush her dopwn the toilet, she would just sit there and spin and spin...but never go down

oh yes...good times