Use Google to find out how you will die

[Amelia G]

Silly fun meme: Go to Google.com, type "(your first name) was killed by" and see what the end of life holds in store for you. Remember to use the quotations marks or else it wont work.

I'll start. These are awesome:

"According to police, Amelia was killed by her boyfriend, Eric Demond Morrison, 39. She was. calling 9-1-1 before the murder."

"Amelia, was killed by a car bomb outside Mosul on June 24, 2004."

"It seems Amelia was killed by a plummeting sandbag during a rousing
second act of Hello Dolly."

[Bondage Clown]

Please clarify... on how to do it..

I was sent a site that is a text of someone playing a role-playing game...

BC

[Pull~My~Hair]

it didnt find any results... sad

[Toe Cutter]

Toe Cutter* was killed by a roadside bomb in Iraq...




* I used my real name in the search

[Kevin]

My top four results:

• Kevin was killed by enemy fire in the Al Anbar Province of Iraq.
• Kevin was killed by drug-dealers because his brother had failed to pay a debt.
• Kevin was killed by the Chicago police--shot in the back of the leg and head.
• Kevin was killed by an alien that got loose in the facility.

[Bondage Clown]

Names have been changed.. cuase it is better that way...

The spot where Bondage Clown was killed by the Indians was in a hollow 3 miles from Beverly and the place became known as " Spook Hollow " and was carefully avoided...

the court established that Bondage Clown was killed by a loaded Dice Model aircraft that was out of control. the Jury returned a verdict of accidental death.

The third one, Bondage Clown was killed by a cannon ball in the Shilo battle. The other two came home. out of seven relatives of the Clown family only 3 came back.

[mike pullen]

iam going to buy my own demise on EBAY (of course)but i was outbid (typical or failing that buy a sprout mike

friday the 13th be carefull guys and gals

[keiko]

K was killed by Gwyddawy son of Menestyr

K was killed by her
brother and two of his teenage friends

K was killed by her father

K, was killed by bushwhackers

K was killed by the psychotropic weapon

K was killed by the CIA


K was killed by a dæmon... summoned by Avanthar

K was Killed by the server

And the best for last:
K was Killed by a flying corpse

Names were changed to protect the guilty.
K

[Flip]

Then it finally happened Phil was killed by mikes huge hit.

Phil was killed by a shark in 2027.

when my friend Phil was killed by The IRA.

Phil was killed by a motorist while riding his bike with Dean Jaedtke

a Post mortem will reveal Phil was killed by BEETROOT POISIONING and heat exhaustion.

[TheDeathKnight]

Ok, this is fun!

"TheDeathknight" was killed by people who wore white college hats and turtle neck dickeys because They did NOT like his tattoos, mohawk, or piercings.

"TheDeathknight" was killed by a gunshot to his temple.

"TheDeathknight" was killed by a land mine in Afghanistan.

"TheDeathknight" was killed by the bomb blast to his chest.

"TheDeathknight" was killed by being ran over in a tan Cadillac.

"TheDeathknight" was killed by a drunk driver.

"TheDeathknight" was killed by a fall, probably from a horse.

"TheDeathknight" was killed by a prep-kid jock, who ran him down with a car.

"TheDeathknight" was killed by his dad.

"TheDeathknight" was killed by a train.

"TheDeathknight" was killed by a "vast right-wing conspiricy".

"TheDeathknight" was killed by a flying axe.

"TheDeathknight" was killed by KIKI, JAGUAR WARRIOR in a action packed 3 minute bloody struggle.

[VoldtaEngler]

"Voldta was killed by a rival gang, he left,
now 23 and took his friends name for his last in tribute"

"Voldta was killed by admin's wrath"

"Voldta was killed by fragmasters shit-headshot!"

[TheQuietPlace]

Bleh. DAMN MY NAME! Why does it have to be a synonym to "opportunity", and "probability".

[Bondage Clown]

ROFL (Rolling on Floor Luging.. in my office with midgets.. )

[Phoenix Blue]

Phoenix was killed by the Magneto imposter (X-Men)
Phoenix was killed by the bomb.
Phoenix was killed by Bandita in defense of her son Jorges.

[the_darkness_calls]

"the_darkness_calls" was killed by a sexual predator living across the street from her.

"the_darkness_calls" was killed by larry welch when hit over the head and then electrocuted in a hottub in 1985.

these two stories are all i get... but, there's a law with my name cause of the sex offender thing. geesh, it doesn't look too good for me..... hehe

[Evilbink]

Evilbink was killed by a freak or maybe, just maybe, he was sexually attracted to a murderer.

Thursday night in Fallujah, Iraq, Evilbink was killed by a roadside bomb along with 9 other marines.

Last night, Evilbink was killed by The Slayer.

Evilbink was killed:
when he stole some plans and took off to get powerful on his own.
by a demon sent to destroy the Charmed Ones.
by a dangerous children's product
by a rat in the basement
by A hit-and-run driver while walking late at night
by three young men who wanted to rob him.
by being dragged by a mule

[grebo]

real names used but changed to protect the innocent

- GREBO was killed by vampires six months before his father's retirement
- Her 22-year-old son GREBO was killed By a man firing an illegally-modified Airgun as he left a Holborn nightclub in July 2002

the last and the weirdest
- GREBO was killed by larry...a foul deed, who would kill a Priest?

[Cafe_Post_Mortem]

Mostly I was killed by a roadside bomb outside of Falluja, owever I was partial to this one

justin was killed by a full nuclear modified mini imploding cluster smart missile

I bet not a lot of you got that one.

oooh and lightning

Justin was killed by lightning while cutting hay

[Spaceman Spiff]

-"Spiff" was killed by small arms fire near Baghdad on November 2, 2004.
-"Spiff" was killed by a Metro bus on November 6.
-"Spiff" was killed by a bullet, which had been accidentally discharged from a tactical teammates firearm.
-"Spiff" was killed by a fatigued Wal-Mart truck driver who fell asleep at the wheel.
-"Spiff" was killed by medical neglect.

Well, now I know...and knowing is half the battle!

[mike pullen]

mike p was killed because the product he ate contained nuts

mike p was killed when boating in the amazon with a cut to his hand he fell in and was eatan alive by piranhas

mike p was killed when he accidently put his tent on an army ant trail and fell asleep zzzzzzzz

mike p was killed in the battle of britain in his hurricane defending blighty from the horrible gerries

i could go on all day mike

[Mindgames]

..and of course everyone knows that by posting the results you're allowing everyone to put them back into Google and find your real names.

Just in case that bothers ya.

(I already found out there's only three people with my name listed anywhere on the Web, and so far none of us has started decomposing.... but they're younger than me so one day doing this search is gonna be fun!)

mG

[Evilbink]

Well, now I know...and knowing is half the battle!

YO! JOE!

[Rockwulf]

Craig was killed by enemy fire, but his intrepid action so inspired his
men that they drove the enemy from the area, inflicting heavy casualties

Craig was killed by lightening on their farm

Craig was killed by a bomb.

Craig was killed by the UDA after his role as an informer was exposed.


Man, am I fucking awesome or WHAT???

[Belladonna]

i wasn't killed but my husband was killed by gang bangers.
my dad was also murdered.
my real name is spelled to different i guess.

[sunkarma]

THIS IS SO COOL...
evidently, my name is in the story of BUDDHA...
Another time, a woman named Sundari was killed by a group of assassins hired by another religious group, and her body was dumped in the garbage pile next to the sangha's resting place. This religious group reported the death to the government and asked for help. Her body was found and the group started the rumour that she had had an affair with someone from the sangha, and that this Buddhist monk had killed her.

Now you can't get more interesting than that...
found in a garbage pile? Killed by a monk?

Wow.

[Bondage Clown]

I am moving on to fictional famous people...

How about Jethro from Beverly Hillbillies...

Jethro the other dog he was A little more cautious but One hell of A track
and tree dog, Jethro was killed by A Bear when he was about 4yrs old...

Jethro was killed by an overturning of a Cart...

Jethro was killed by a shot from Maso. La-Laa was killed by a shot from Twiglet.


Any other Fictional People we can kill? I have lots of ideas... but i will hold them for later....

BC

See no midgets in this post.. I am slacking

[Kevin]

Phoenix was killed by the bomb.

Somebody set up us the bomb!

[Mindgames]

Bush was killed by three Las Vegas police officers who entered his apartment
without a warrant.

Bush was killed by a musket shot to his face.

Bush was killed by a single gunshot to the head.

Bush was killed by a Pere Marquette yard engine at Lansing Wednesday afternoon.

Bush was killed by turkeys.

Damn that is SO worth the mental image....

mG

[trouble_or_bust]

trouble_or_bust was killed by having the skin flayed off his body
trouble_or_bust was killed by a masked gunman as he left a Dorchester
trouble_or_bust was killed by a horse on Hough Hill
trouble_or_bust was killed by indians
trouble_or_bust was killed by richard parke

[trouble_or_bust]

and my g/f.....

poisenivy was killed by a drunk driver
poisenivy was killed by a freight train as she attempted to cross the tracks
poisenivy was killed by the Garou
poisenivy was killed by a convicted sex offender
poisenivy was killed by being thrown of a pent house balcony
poisenivy was killed by a hot writer for the sake of shock value
poisenivy was killed by terrorists
poisenivy was killed by one sick perp
poisenivy was killed by My clone
poisenivy was killed by a guy called Sword man


my.... it would seem she's made many enemies

[Angel Slayer]

"Angel Slayer was killed by Kane on Raw."
"Angel Slayer was killed
by the cult while he was at work.. and he died a shirtless death..."
"Angel Slayer was killed by wolves."
"Angel Slayer was killed by the silence of educated well meaning people..."

[tASSy]

"Your search - "tassy was killed by" - did not match any documents."
"Your search - "natassja was killed by" - did not match any documents."
"Your search - "tassja was killed by" - did not match any documents. "

nice, i'm infinite! =D

[Bondage Clown]

"Your search - "tassy was killed by" - did not match any documents."
"Your search - "natassja was killed by" - did not match any documents."
"Your search - "tassja was killed by" - did not match any documents. "

nice, i'm infinite! =D

Or immortal... or is that immoral.. I always get those confused.. LOL

[tASSy]

Or immortal... or is that immoral.. I always get those confused.. LOL

either way is good by me

[HeadlessBill]

HeadlessBill was killed by our own rockets fired from a plane on Saipan, along with two other of my buddies.
HeadlessBill was killed by the Indians while assisting to cut a road from Knoxville to Nashville, Tennessee.
HeadlessBill was killed by the Jews at some early time in the history of the congregation in Jerusalem.
HeadlessBill was killed by a deranged fan
HeadlessBill was killed by cowards that hid in the shadows to detonate an explosion
HeadlessBill was killed by some lone nut who was just crazy.
HeadlessBill was killed by a posse


Cool, I have a deranged fan! But, I'd rather have groupies.