How boring LOL

[P I L O T]

so this chick sent me this message to my *******,.. I just finished reading it about a minute ago,. but honestly it made me a little dowzy.

it reads as follows;

"Hello!
Body: Hi! How are you doing? I'm using my friends profile right now, and checking out this site that she is awlays talking about. I'm just not certain if this online community dating site thing is for me. I better check it out first to see if it is my sort of thing, then if it is, I'll set up my own account. I am very excited to be back on the dating scene once again. It feels like it has been forever since I was with my ex for the most part of my dating life, since I was 18, and that was 4 years ago. I have to admit though, I am a little nervous to try and find the "right person". Spending all that time to get to know each other and then hoping that it works out. I think it's all worth it though, I mean in the end is the perfect relationship, and even better, the sensual sex that comes with a steady realtionship. To me, that is what I look forward to, the intamacy.

Well, if we want to reach that level of a relationship, we need to start somewhere right? So here we go. I enjoyed looking at your profile. We seem to have some things in common. I'd like to share a few things about me. I love Karaoke, expecially when I am drunk, lol. I like dancing and i like to just simply hang out with friends. I have bonde hair and blue eyes. I'm 5'7". 108 pounds. If you want to get a hold of me directly you can, and I will send you some pics. Here is my email at yahoo. If you do want to get to know more about each other, and are at all interested, just feel free to email me anytime. We will take it from there, and then see how far it will take us.

Hopefully will talk to you soon!
Kristen "

there was no email address.

I swear I always think people are straight up serial killers when they put this much effort into getting to know someone. if not today possibly someday.

so like what'll guys think I should do LOL

[halfevil333]

sounds like she would be a crazy fucking stalker. to bad you don't have her address. lol

[Rockwulf]

Ignore it. I'm assuming the "****" refers to a portion of space that you could call your own....


If that's the case, it's total bullshit. I get like 50 requests a week from random retards who already have a couple thousand "friends" and for whatever reason seem to enjoy picking up more.

Either they're garbage, or I must be the hottest guy to ever hit the interweb....

[TheDeathKnight]

Some people attack the dating game with a tactical vengeance...

[P I L O T]

LOL its like she wants a contract or something LOL,.. I mean it might be worth, logically,.. it sure sounds like it could be, but seriously,. not for nothing but ,.. i just draw blanks and all directions point to no.

LOL yes it was in the place that is my own lol

i keep alot of extra friends just for the whole purpose of broadcasting things when I want to LOL,.. for example the reward hits thing I hit almost 30 hits in a half hour,.. you should add me on there,.. that would be kool

[Rockwulf]

Yeah, uh....no. I tend to only list people as "friends" that I'm actually friends with....


It's a symptom of my impenetrable honesty...

[halfevil333]

your right rockwulf he needs to ignore it, i get those all the time. and most of the time they say the same shit.

[VoldtaEngler]

fine..ill stop sending em to everybody..sheeshh..

[Rockwulf]

your right rockwulf he needs to ignore it, i get those all the time. and most of the time they say the same shit.

Thanks for tellin' me I'm right....But I knew it already...

[P I L O T]

yeah seriously and the shit is just gay,.. I'm just supposed to be some random girls penis for when shes hoorney?!?!

fuck that shit!! I want to be pampered and woo'ed(sp?) and I like special attention and little things that make it special, not some fucking contract LOL

its because of that kind of mail that I used to always keep an away message up,.. but I'm going to write back,.. becauzse its probably just a guy anyway and who knows maybe they are discussing my plan of action on another forum anyway LOL

this way at leasti know I'm playing into a trap of a sort otherwise who knows if they'd go back to the drawing board and create a bigger illusion to blind me.

and "Rockwulf" I bet it must be really nice to have "REAL FRIENDS!!!"

[vinylkitty]

I get this shit all the time on that sight. Could be the picks, I suppose. I've had to block a couple of crazy fuckers who sent me 5 or 6 messages eventhough I sent no response. I get lots of rednecks who want to be spanked, etc.It's good to know it happens to guys, too. Desperate people are scary!
What freaks me out are the friend requests from jailbait girls who have half naked pics and screen names like "Mistress Dominique". Where the fuck are their parents? What the hell is up with that? I don't add anyone under 18 to my friendlist, period. Lots of freaks out there!

[mmmcherry]

Either they're garbage, or I must be the hottest guy to ever hit the interweb....

its both rockwulf

[One Eyed Cat]

I only add fellow cats to mine.

OEC

[P I L O T]

this was my reply to her which someone running the account seems to have had already read,..

"sounds killer,.. awesome, ultra mega fun,.. I'm all for making friends,.. what you say sounds like a bucket of dreams I want to paint into a beautiful canvas of reality.

make an account and I'd be totally all for making your acquantaince.

take are. and thx for writing.

-pilot. "

no I'm seriosuly planning on pursuing romantic interests with this person or persons, whatever.

[Rockwulf]

its both rockwulf

Ain't you sweet...

[Phoenix Blue]

*sigh* The art of seduction is truly dead in this day and age. Where's the intrigue? The mystery? Getting to know someone is one of the most delicious things in life - it should be savored like a fine wine and allowed to age patiently in it's own good time.

[Toe Cutter]

*sigh* The art of seduction is truly dead in this day and age. Where's the intrigue? The mystery? Getting to know someone is one of the most delicious things in life - it should be savored like a fine wine and allowed to age patiently in it's own good time.

So what your saying is you don't put out?

[Shivvenfist]

My first thoughtstream upon reading the "email" was someone named Boby Ray, in a prison library someplace, during cell-break...

Rule: If you don't know someone from a hole in a skull, and they email you something like that, assume Charlie Manson is on sabbatacle from his cell.

[Phoenix Blue]

So what your saying is you don't put out?

Lol. Moi? Why I'm a total prude and just hate sex... and don't let my four children tell you otherwise! hahahaha

[Scar]

P I L O T why not just chat with her? Seriously, on ******* you are always telling me about not having anyone to date. It is true, your profile is funny on there! So why not just chat her up a few times and if you don't like her then move on. I am sure you can write her back and tell her friend, whose profile it is, to put you in contact. Go for it!

[P I L O T]

OT(kinda)check this out,.. this is a perfect example of how a fuck up like me will never be able to cleanse himself of all the dumb shit I've done in my lifetime,.. its like vicious web I'm trapped in.
I received this message moments ago, (keep in mind I sent this out almost a year AGO when my friends list consisted of about 3 people if any at all. she decided to write me back now, like today and I replyed,.. maybe shes a really slow reader cause she hasn't replyed in over 20 minutes.

and those of you with **** accounts know to start from the bottom up right.

"RE: RE: hey
Body: LOL did I write that?!?!?

I'm so sorry,.. I have done things that make no sense just for a small kick, or a laugh,.. i won't bore you with details of my life cause I totally lack one,.. and it was alot worst when I wrote you that I'm sure ,.. cause I can't even remember writing it.

as a matter of fact at the time I wrote you that message I would work 14 hrs a day 5 days a week,.. so I always felt like I had to express myself in an all out type of a way all at once.

as a matter of fact I think I'll post this as a bulletin to all my friends and publicly apoligize to you. Unfortunately, like you,.. there are tons of many others. of course I could sit here and blame my influences at the time or whatever but,.. I won't,.. I already said I'm sorry.

If you choose to accept my apology then great,.. if not let me know simple by not writing back so I could know to stay the hell away from you and your fiancee,.. if he feels he wants to kick my ass or jump me with his friends or whatever the case may be,.. I have no interest in making an more enemies,.. sso with that being said I bid you a fare well,..

and congradulations on finding yourself true love.

--pilot.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Poop Shoot Receiver
Date: Jan 18, 2006 7:55 PM

No thanks - I'm engaged.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PILOT™©®
Date: Mar 6, 2005 12:37 AM

I ran across your profile, it was a roit to read,... I think we should very discreetly get together sometime get drunk and hook up. "

so i ask myself do people really just get that bored after a year and decide thats when they want to come fucking with someone ?!?!? or??? like whats the deal?? does she just want to inform me that shes engaged now? Am I supposed to care? cause I don't give a "FLYING FUCK". so umm yeah I'm baffelled(sp?)

[P I L O T]

P I L O T why not just chat with her? Seriously, on ******* you are always telling me about not having anyone to date. It is true, your profile is funny on there! So why not just chat her up a few times and if you don't like her then move on. I am sure you can write her back and tell her friend, whose profile it is, to put you in contact. Go for it!

its somebody screwing around,.. the profile has a picture but its not supposed to be her there is no location on the profile,.. and I did write her back,.. I posted the message I sent her,... or him or it,..
how about sshe's really a man LOL,.. that just occured to me now,..

theres like no hope for me what so ever, anyway fuck it, oh well,.. I always expected to die alone regardless. or at least prepare for it.

[Angel Slayer]

i didn't get any of these until you brought it up. now i get them all the time (almost the exact same message too). thanks for the contamination.

[P I L O T]

yeah I'm reasonable for that rash you've been unexplicably breaking out with periodically too.

O.O

face dude people were like "OHH he knows "PILOT!!"" and chicks are totally flippin their wig trying to get with you now,.. if you really have to know the truth

[Angel Slayer]

well, the all just run when they see the rash now.

[P I L O T]

"they run away"??! wow thats not very polite,.. I'm sorry to hear that dude.

keep your head up it'll get better :\>

[P I L O T]

::Cough:: I think I just choked on air when I read that.

LOL

::

Well to be frank, bars where invented for meeting people and getting drunk. The internet was invented for porn, forums, and spam mail. With that in mind which sounds like a better place to pick up chicks...

...)

ohhhhh,.. cause say bars and i think ofthe ones used for containment

[Mr Karl]

Yeah I agree with that marcus guy bars are the way to go, myself I prefer to go into an actual store and do my my shopping than do it ambiguously over the the internet.

However 57" and 108 pounds blonde hair and blue eyes, if that informations the truth then what the fuck are you waiting for??

haven't you been anywhere??